128: The Book No One Can Read

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[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

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[UNKNOWN]: It's very sensitive.

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[UNKNOWN]: It's a little too much.

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[UNKNOWN]: That's better.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's been good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It did this last week.

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[SPEAKER_00]: At work has been hard.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We were walled to wall people on Monday.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All day, along with everybody.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, with the all the stuff happening in our government, everybody's that need to be held out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, now that everybody's coming in.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They're like, oh, we can't afford to feed these kids all summer long.

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[SPEAKER_03]: We need some assistance.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's expensive, especially teenagers.

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[SPEAKER_03]: If you got, we have full teenage kids.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's just a never-ending eating pit.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They never get full.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, they don't.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I know a few people like that who are adults who never get forward either.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I actually we call them in our friends group the bottomless pit.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're just like, where does it go?

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I've heard that's my fault.

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[SPEAKER_00]: My god.

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[SPEAKER_00]: My god.

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[SPEAKER_00]: My god.

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[SPEAKER_00]: My son and law, I call him the bottomless pit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You won't hit the bottom.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll pick a sad and stick to it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We know if we have anything left.

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[SPEAKER_03]: She does it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: My uncle will take it, need it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Like a barely goat.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he's a bean pole.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's tall and skinny.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You think that he'd gain a little bit of weight.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but you can be tall and skinny and you still be unhealthy.

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[SPEAKER_03]: See, that's offensive to colon a spain poles.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's I've been called that to not really offensive where it hurts my feelings, but you have feelings.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, only horny that's.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the old ladies at the nursing homies to call me that bean pole.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'd be like, well, how would you like me to call you a hippo?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, you know, there's a bean pole.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of that, I am, when I get home today, I'm going to plant some green beans.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I've planted a tomato and then a piece of it fell off some on propagated, but, and it rooted.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So we're going to have two tomato plants.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I really like fresh green beans.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care for canned ones.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care for the fresh ones.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I do I saute them till they're nice.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I like my eyes with some garlic.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the only thing that I like him in is a sausage grain beans and potatoes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I hate that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's one of my least favorite meals.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I will never eat it again in my life.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The the only time I ever have it is during harvest season when my aunt gives me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: We just had it so much grown up and I didn't care for it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But I have grandma waters she used to grow green beans and she would can them and she had the best can green bean recipe.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what she did to it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now I that I like it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Kathy my Aunt Kathy she they always every year they can everything they freeze everything you know they have big gardens and

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[SPEAKER_03]: She'll make green bean, you know, green bean the best the best and they get so soft when they're canned but her recipe was just I don't know what she did to it, but it they were always my favorite and she had she'd always get the flat wide green beans too, but

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[SPEAKER_03]: I always wanted that and I wish I had gotten it, of course she died.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, you know, I have that family recipe cookbook from that side of the family.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And guess what I found in that recipe.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It just had like hit me the other day.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I was very passionate in that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I should bring you a jar of eight cafes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We went up mom and I and Emily, we went up there over more or a weekend.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm going to can some green beans and then I'm going to do salsa and can tomatoes just for chili and soups and whatnot.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's all I used to made it was for but I love homemade salsa.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I remember being on grandma's porch and they would get some from a farmer like those paper bags full of green beans and we pop them.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I remember doing that for a long time and thinking that was fun.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Grandma.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I think grandma waters and grandpa waters their their porch was always like my neighbor it like it's just

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[SPEAKER_03]: Always a good time on their words.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I good.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I liked it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Hillbilly, Baptist, front porch, painted white, pick off ends.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's just, you know, just so like Americana homely.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And they're always, it's not like I think it's had a portion they were just sitting out there or either they did have the rocking chairs and stuff.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But they were also like, you know, we'd be cleaning out those green beans.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We'd be checking corn on the fiddle in the ranch.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's so true.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She's definitely loaded me up with some green beans and beats.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I love her beans.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I know that I don't like how the fresh beats, but I like pickled, like canned beats.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I get them at the salad box.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They're good.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They just so good.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You probably won't like them because you don't like mushrooms.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They have a very earthy flavor.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I doubt you'd like them.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Grandma got me into them, she'd eat them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I want to be like Grandma, so let me... Yeah, the second I got, oh my open one of those jars of beats.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I have a couple of beats every day.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, my tomatoes do in real well.

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[SPEAKER_03]: My neighbor, he's an old man.

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[SPEAKER_03]: He plants in ground like the vegetable garden and he just planted his tomatoes like a week or so ago.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I planted mine April, twelve because I mixed up your supposed to plant after Mother's Day.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And for some reason in my head this year, I was like, oh, I'm supposed to plant after Easter.

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[SPEAKER_03]: because they were very close, only like I'm on the part this year, but yeah, so I planted my tomato right after Easter.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And thankfully, we didn't get it for all, so I didn't die.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm ahead of the game.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I killed my one last year, I went through two, because Pinterest said, tomato is love, absence salt.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Just add some absence salt to the water and the minerals and the absence salt will make your tomato thrive.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, they lied.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It does, but not when you add too much.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so into the water.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Because then you accidentally burn your plant and make the soil in the pot unusable.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, how did he spin here in a Josh?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, what's a cup?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, a cup.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I want to be real juicy.

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[SPEAKER_03]: When I didn't think I had a doubt much, but they do it like per gallon, but my water is like one of the small ones on my own.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You have a small amount.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Quick, you know, quick Josh math in my brain.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's about right?

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[SPEAKER_03]: burn my hell out of it burn my hell out of it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I cleaned my fish tank last night.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little fresh water.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a water.

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[SPEAKER_02]: How many fish do you have now?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I have five.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh plus a snail and I swear that snail has doubled in size since I got it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, thank you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then and I've only had it for what three weeks or weeks maybe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did you ever figure out who sent it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't send it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I did not.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's a bull.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You are the only one that knew I wanted another way.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did you not talk about it on the episode?

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[SPEAKER_02]: No.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And you didn't tell anyone else.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I did not send that to you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I just don't have her address.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Some of them do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, they don't.

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[SPEAKER_03]: She uses her.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Rick was for shipping.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Rick would not have my.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Michelle would.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She wouldn't either.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She's never set me anything.

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[SPEAKER_02]: She could have gotten it from our friend, Rocks.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, Shane's lying.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And Rick could have gotten it from me.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And Rick could have gotten it from me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know who done it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It sounds like a kind just shirt.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Does that sound like something I would do?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And that's why you're not owning up to it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: If I sent you that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: See if I'm a dead spider in it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: If I miss two of them sending you a dead fish, but not a fish tank.

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[SPEAKER_02]: See if I miss two of them.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like a goldfish.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Can you kill it?

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[SPEAKER_03]: And video it so I can watch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I see that you have a dead fish right there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I see you have a dead fish right there.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm assuming it was a Mother's Day present because I got it the week week before Mother's Day.

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[SPEAKER_03]: She buried her with a phone and she has entered.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The place that it came from, that it was delivered by, is the exact same place that Shane and I was at when I realized how much I missed my fish tank.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, now isn't it?

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[SPEAKER_02]: It came from that little pet store thing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I thought you said it came from pet smart.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're ridiculous.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, first of all, that little pet store thing, it surprises me that they deliver.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Where?

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little pet smart.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not pet smart.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Is that little pet store that I went to?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a place plus.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's what it's called.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's on the mall.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'd never been there before.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you get anything delivered with Instacard or whatever.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'd be for plants.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm thinking of the different one.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Never mind.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was thinking, I don't know, they have plants, but I was in the fish section.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's in the same little plaza thing as B does.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my gosh, there is this big dog getting your groom.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a cute little.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a really nice little best.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But they have, I don't think they had this big ass dog getting groomed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, he wouldn't have.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And that thing just screamed bloody murder the entire time.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what kind of dog you're wearing.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I think it might have been a lot of bad Husky and Great Pyrenees were always very.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean,

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly, and it was so wild.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And it echoes at the entire dance floor.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I mean it wasn't working out because it would be Saturday morning at like six in the morning and you're having to give a dog like that a bath.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You're like

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[SPEAKER_03]: Shout out loud please God love animals, but you're making it real hard right now.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I had Betty with me and she had never been in that pet store and as soon as like we're in it that little thing you said.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So she just freaked out like, oh my God, what's going to happen to me, you know?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What are they doing to me?

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[SPEAKER_00]: They told the girls at work the other day.

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[SPEAKER_00]: After I had gotten that, I said, see, this is the way he does things.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He will send me things.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll pretend I don't know who it's from because he doesn't like to pretend that he's nice to me so that I can't thank him for it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So.

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[SPEAKER_02]: To me, I want to talk to you for what?

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[SPEAKER_03]: But what do you mean?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you have a mystery Josh?

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[SPEAKER_03]: I do.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking at, I write stuff down too, so I don't forget to talk about it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I do have a couple jokes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll save the funny or once for unmasked.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The most recent ones.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Why did the non-binary prospector move to California?

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[SPEAKER_03]: There's gold and they them their hills.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's so clever.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That is very clever.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What do you call someone who likes men and women, but can't get a date?

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's for it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Bye.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Themselves.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm changing my cams.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They are my phone.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Bye themselves.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Bye them themselves.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Bye them.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Themselves.

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[SPEAKER_03]: ridiculous.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What do you call one thousand angry lesbians with guns?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Malisha atherage.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That one's cute.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That one's cute.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's fun.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I like that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What's my mystery?

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[SPEAKER_03]: I wrote it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I was up till three last night writing it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So I actually forget what it was about because I was on autopilot.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, thank you.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So I'll come back to me.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Why love a good book, either audio or physical?

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[SPEAKER_03]: There's just something magical about slipping into another world for a little while, especially the smart books I read.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, baby, a high-fa, sexual tension, build up, and ungodly, huge and vainy.

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[SPEAKER_03]: wings.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey often have wings.

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[SPEAKER_03]: If you were thinking of anything else you are nasty.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's be friends.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's be friends.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You are my kind of people.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Can't think of nothing else comes it by me.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But what about a book that can't be read?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Literally, no one on earth knows how to read it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What it's about, or where the hell it came from.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's called the Voynec manuscript, and it's an ancient book dated to around fourteen ten.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You all ever heard of it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I think it's quite common.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not common.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Common is then I've heard about it on ancient aliens before where I knew how to pronounce the name, but I didn't really know much about it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's me.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, today it's kept in Yale University's Rare Book Library and even after all of these years, no one's any closer to uncovering what those two hundred and forty pages say.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The books pages are filled with loopy writing from multiple hands, beautifully drawn pictures of both real and unknown plant and animal species.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Images of castles floating in the clouds, unknown astrological charts and signs, and even nude women bathing, cause of course.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Of course, you got to be a book without no titties.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man, man, I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's how you know.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The writing has left historians, scholars, and linguists scratching their heads and asses for years.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The manuscript is divided into several sections that appear to focus on topics such as herbal medicines, astronomy, biology, and even recipes all based on the illustrations.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Since no one's able to

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[SPEAKER_03]: Tell what the hell they're saying.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That would get frustrating.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Is it frustrating or frustrating?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Frustrating.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Frustrating.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Just how I say it is sounds wrong.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Frustrating.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Frustrating.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The book's name's sake.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The book got its name's sake in nineteen twelve when a rare book dealer named Will Fred Foynick acquired it near Rome.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It is believed that one of the book's original owners was the Holy Roman Emperor, Rudolph II, which does make sense.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Any book from the Fortune hundreds would have been a very wealthy person's property.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, they would have been the only ones who would have been able to read it in the first place, let alone afford it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The text in the Voynec manuscript is written in a language or code that is yet to be deciphered, which has led to a lot of theories and conspiracies about its purpose.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Some scholars suggest it could be a form of artificial language, or simply an elaborate hoax.

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[SPEAKER_03]: There have been numerous attempts to translate it, but none have been universally accepted.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, of course, there have been linguists and other historians who are like, I think it might say this, but then other ones are like, it don't say that, bro.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The history of the manuscript before Wilfred took ownership remains largely unknown.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Some believe it could have been created by an unknown author in southern Europe, possibly Italy, while other speculate its origins could lie elsewhere.

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[SPEAKER_03]: We do know that it has passed through various hands, including those of a famous alchemist and possibly even other members of nobility.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They're even some speculation that it could have been created by medieval swindler who was just selling fantasy novel books, which would have been a brilliant plan for us, you know, uneducated as they were back then.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, hmm, those peasants want a book that symbolizes wealth, you know, kind of like how people buy, like design a labels with their tax check, like, oh, this will make me look like I'm rich, carry in this Louis Vuitton, even though I'm eating ramen every night.

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[SPEAKER_03]: One of the onos of the book from the seventeenth century, a botanist and herbalist actually wrote his name on one of the pages to show he owned it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So his name is one of the one things you actually can read in the book.

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[SPEAKER_03]: His name was Jacobu do tepennak allegedly.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And based on his profession as an herbalist, you can see why he would have a book depicting plant species.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They dated the book back to the fourteen hundreds using radio carbon dating in two thousand nine.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And scientists also found out that the paper hadn't been written on previously and was made out of calf skin.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And they even found out that it took around fifteen entire calves to make the book.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So you can see why books were so expensive back then.

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[SPEAKER_03]: If that's just for to get the paper, you got a skin fifteen calves.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The current binding of the book is made of goat skin, but is not the original.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The original probably just deteriorated over.

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[SPEAKER_03]: All of the pictures in the book are drawn with ink, but there's sloppily covered in in some historians believe that they were filled in with color at a later date than the original production.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, maybe one of the owners was just like, oh, well, but based on how sloppy the paintings are, they think that it wasn't like an artist or any of the illustrators.

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[SPEAKER_03]: If you look up pictures of the pages of the voyage manuscript, the words that are written in the book, my brain can't even focus on them to try to even attempt to decipher them.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So anybody who's tried, you know, for longer than five minutes, kudos to them, just the way it's

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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, it's kind of like, if you mix Chinese Arabic and English together into a hung lobby of word and my brain was just like, can't not compute.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Smokes are coming out of my ears.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Kind of made me think of you know how our brains can fill in a misspelled word as long as the first and the last letter are correct in it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It kind of made the way it made my brain feel is the exact opposite of that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Or even though you're like, I know these words must be spelled correctly, but my brain can't read them.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But will the Voillic manuscript remain a part of our mysterious past?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Or is there a resettist stone, type translator, just waiting to be discovered?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Some believe its illustrations are from another world.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What others think, Voinyc was just a con man.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Until we find out more, have a great time imagining what all those pages could be saying.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Interesting.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So the reason that Kim and I know that mystery John was because he seen it on December, nineteen to twenty twenty three.

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[SPEAKER_02]: you covered Kentucky's blue mystery.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I covered this manuscript.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, which is now we're even because I did one of your mysteries.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And then I was like, I feel like.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I still need twenty twenty three.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's what's good about this.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I have no memory.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I knew vaguely just from when you start talking about it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, well, I remember the naked women.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I almost looked to see if we had done it, but I was like, I just got off work and I've already picked this topic.

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[SPEAKER_03]: and I've already started working on it, so I'm not even going to do it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've talked about before making a list of all the ones we have that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And Kim, where's that?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I've done it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It certainly happened twice.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And it doesn't bother me because two different minds working on the same thing will come up with different things that we have discovered different, like, oh, well, I thought about this.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I did it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And it was so long ago too.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Twenty-twenty-three.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I have

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[SPEAKER_03]: my ending segment and it's up kind of a mixture of the two.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's called bless your grass.

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[SPEAKER_03]: This week we have a double way.

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[SPEAKER_03]: This week we have a double way.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Me a bless your heart and a touch grass together in the most literal sense.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It goes to a man who has spent the past year completely overhauling his physical health.

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[SPEAKER_03]: He was courageous and dedicated enough to not only put in the hard work, but far surpass every expectation along the way.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Through it all, he has altered his lifestyle, diet, career, employment, and further education in pursuit of a happier and healthier self.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Along the way, thanks to his newfound self-confidence.

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[SPEAKER_03]: He has blossomed into a more involved member of his community and a sweet and spectacular dog dad.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I have waited a long time for him to join me in the joy of gardening and touching grass.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I look forward to all of the extra years we now have to spend in our old age, drinking coffee and sharing gardening advice.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And talking shit.

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[SPEAKER_03]: As we remember, Kim, who will be dust at that point.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's so true.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So Shane, you get our first ever.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Bless your grace.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Bless my grace.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's funny.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just so inspired after seeing all this last week.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I stopped on my way home and bought a bunch of plants and now I have flowers on my front porch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It is when it's in it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I swear I wasn't going to do that this year just because I didn't want to do them.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It just makes me so happy.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's hard work, it's sweaty, it's dirty, but coming hot, my porch is so full and vibrant right now.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I've had my plants playing it over a month so that they've taken in and they're thickened out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It just even you don't have to spend a lot of money you can go spend ten bucks to get so yeah And it brings birds and butterflies you know that at the mall in Muncie they always had that greenhouse in the spring That's what it was only for some reason it's at Dillman's on wall though.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so that's where I stopped and they were clear and all their stuff out so I got twenty percent off of all

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[SPEAKER_00]: I always went.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Why is this?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Why is this is always my favorite?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, why is this?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I like that too.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I went there last year and bought three new house plants there.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you guys have a favorite outdoor flower?

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[SPEAKER_03]: My favorite flower is a daisy.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I just, they're like sunshine and a flower and it makes me smile every time I see them.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But at my house, I have two roses.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I have my peachy rose, which is my favorite type of rose.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But my blood splatter rose as bloom just the other day.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I just took a picture of them before I left.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I go see if he's taking a picture.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And they're really cool.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, where'd you get it?

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[SPEAKER_03]: That greenhouse in Peru is telling you about they have like dozens of different colors of roses and they are so cool.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They look like a crime scene is just committed on them.

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[SPEAKER_03]: My favorite that I have this year are

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[SPEAKER_03]: pansies, no, not pansies.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I forget what it starts with the P, not pansies or P and he's another P flower that I can't remember the name of, but they are no perennial.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They're called Cosmo.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, they look like, they look like they universe.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And a flower and it is so fascinating.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't do that glow in the dark ones.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I just can't spend thirty bucks on.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, what is cool?

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[SPEAKER_03]: A flower like that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's got, you know, that when I have my own home and can put it in ground back every year or will, but I'll wait.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, my space flowers are my favorite.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember the name of the ones that I got.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I got a decorative grass too.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm excited for it's pink, green, and white.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's really really cool.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And it's like a fountain where it looks like a pool.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's only about that big now, but it'll give about three feet tall.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But it's pink.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, I got pink grass.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I got pink grass.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I've got all my little gnomes, I've got like a dozen gnomes of various sizes scattered on my porch.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You do those little bit of like gnomes scenes or whatever, like the little fair lines or whatever?

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[SPEAKER_03]: I just, I love everywhere you look.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I like hidden gnomes do that way when someone's like been in down to look at the flowers.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So like there's a gnomes sticking out at me.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I love it just so fun.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And you know those verses are about that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I do.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll go, oh, drink my coffee.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my little gnomes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, Bert.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Bartholomew house going.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I have a known name.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Bartholomew.

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[SPEAKER_03]: He's my white known.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's a Ziggy's middle name.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Bartholomew.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I love that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's why my favorite male names.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Emily always had a fascination of making our dogs, middle names or something really outlanded.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You know me.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Anna stays your beaver house.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I love a royal name for a Ziggy Bartholomew.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, bugsies, it was a bugsy malone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember what she'd named.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Boom.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember what his middle name is, but it's something crazy to you.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Anastasia, Amelia, beaver hoosen, Amelia from the princess bride.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's funny.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I was so gay.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I was so gay.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's enough, honey.

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[SPEAKER_03]: My dog's name was after the princess brought or the princess diaries.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The princess diaries.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I still watch this movie every once in a while.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I love the princess.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They're doing another one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are they?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They're I believe it's in production right now in Julie Andrews, you know, they're like we got to get it before she goes yeah all these British old actresses who go and let's get Julie and Dame Judy and let's get them in movies while we can

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm not sure what that plot is.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's open.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to be like her kid like she's gone.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: She got married in the last one.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The first one's to my favorite though.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I love the first one.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my God.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my God.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my God.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I like it when Julie Andrews is doing the mattress surfing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's such a good idea.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Julie Andrews is she the Mary Poppins.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so I'm not thinking of her.

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[SPEAKER_02]: What's the lady's name who was in Princess the younger girl?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and halfway.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and where's the product?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did you guys know that when she first was like trying to become famous, like she was trying to get an acting career that she was dating a man who ended up going to prison?

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[SPEAKER_01]: No.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He committed a bunch of financial crimes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: A huge scandal.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I do.

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[SPEAKER_03]: My favorite fact about her is her name is Anne Hathaway and William Shakespeare's wife was named Anne Hathaway.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And if you look up a picture of Anne Hathaway current with her current husband and you look up a picture of William Shakespeare and her current husband,

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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't tickle.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Not like, oh, they kind of resemble identical.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, it's reincarnation, right?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, it is, we're gonna look at that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's like conspiracy, too.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They're like kind of like that Taylor Swift, Satan reincarnation, Satanist cult lady who looks like Taylor Swift from like the eighties.

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[SPEAKER_03]: There's a whole like illuminati reincarnation, cloning, blah, blah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Very fascinating.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's fine.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Anne Hathaway and William.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, I can see it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't believe his name is William though.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That would have been just cherry on top.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Bill.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, they are real.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's very uncanny.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like French features.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, even the hair that the note, like, and William Shakespeare was a very unique looking man.

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[SPEAKER_03]: uncanny.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That is weird.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all you listening, Google it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Google it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's very, it's like, oh, maybe reincarnation is.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And Anne has like a very specific nose.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't looked up.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Anne halfway looked like that like Williams wife.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I hadn't looked up if there's any resemblance between her and current Anne.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm working.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is the what I got.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh shit.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean the nose is definitely there and she has this like white.

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[SPEAKER_02]: She has a certain eyes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and they have they have to like circular eyes, but even like with William Shakespeare and water husband's name.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, whatever husband name is, he has that like, first off, I have a same nose, same lip, same facial hair, same head hair.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Pointy, a little bit of a pointy.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But he has that like, yeah, the weird nose, insert of the eye thing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's very, it's all like the same.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that is so crazy.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You guys have blown your minds.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You have, wow, about that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, reincarnation is real.

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[SPEAKER_02]: and William Shakespeare.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And what's next to me, I've had a widow speak, but I can't tell if they would have just painted that on.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It makes me, it really stirs the romantic in me, you know, like, oh, they're love was so real.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They come back literally each other again.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Like that Robin Williams movie, the one where his wife dies and he dies and goes to heaven.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What dreams may count?

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[SPEAKER_03]: What dreams may come?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Have you all seen that?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, it's so good.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Robin Williams is in it and Cuba good in junior I think.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I need to watch it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So it's from like the early nineties.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I watched it a few months ago more recently and it's still just as it's a very deep movie.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But it goes along the lines similar to my spiritual beliefs, not the whole.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They do have a version of hell in it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't correlate with.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But like your afterlife is however you imagine it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So like his wife was an artist, a painter.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So his heaven when he first got there, he was like literally in one of her paintings like the walls of the house were like made of paint and whatnot.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's interesting.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Then in the end of it that why I don't want to spoil it for you about the ending is similar to that where it's like, well, let's go another round.

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[SPEAKER_03]: We'll find each other like, oh, so my finish watching that P. We Herman document.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I still haven't watched it yet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We need, but I think that's the one we need to put it on Patreon for the be the first one to watch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I finished watching it, and I was very surprised, very surprised at the end of it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tell you, like, to- I sit and bald my eyes out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was really surprised.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was really surprised.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You can't watch it this weekend, man.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Where are you going to start making those posts?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Probably tomorrow.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll probably do like a Sunday to Saturday thing or something.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You can schedule them.

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[SPEAKER_02]: If that's easier.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I just haven't had chance to do it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I got you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I need to read less into that too, so I can make sure I have them in the right order, because I know I did skip a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm not the same from your notes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I got you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, because that one wasn't until like almost to the end of my notes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What's on your shirt?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Luke Brad.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did you get the out of concert?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I figured.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's the concert home.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't seen a one in a few years.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gotten invited to one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The last time I went was the years that I had surgery.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I think the last time I went to a straight-notch, straight-country man we went to.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, the three.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you went with our buddy and then I brought Josh.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Was it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dirk's Bentley?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there we go.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I like that little box for me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, those are awesome.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that next to the smoke and section and they were blue and we were I was like, how do we get seats over there?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they were

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The people right next to us came cap out in order snacks.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That was nice to get you get a little.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I just like come right out and deliver it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe IP section.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It spoils.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, never.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'd rather go back.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Go to a concert.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Long seats.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's hard to go back after sitting in those VIP seats and

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[SPEAKER_00]: Since the company change where Dave works at now, those will be no more.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We won't ever get any of those anymore.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Cheap bastards makes me mad.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think you guys have anything else?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to help you.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Give you a peek.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think we have a date for that, don't we?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, we are going to do it on June, twenty-eight Saturday, June, twenty-eight, sixty-eight Eastern Standard Time.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so excited.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for being a part of our gang and don't forget.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Instead of coming out as queer, just tell him you're a criminal in seventy-two countries like me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Be a rebel.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's true.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a criminal in seventy-two countries that makes you feel like a badass.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I can't go couldn't handle all of this.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It brings up my media in me.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I love Medea.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Are you a criminal in seventy two countries then you best not use that tone of voice with me or came with me if she hasn't opinion.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, yeah, sure.

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[SPEAKER_02]: She's covered.

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[SPEAKER_03]: She's showing her a skin.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Get her.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Get her a monocone gator.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Where?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Talk about me like I hear.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we'll talk about you guys on unmasked.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I got a couple more.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay dirty jokes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Not so dirty.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna do dirty ones, but

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[SPEAKER_03]: After a couple of the gay dirty jokes at Google, I'm like, nope, we gays are too dirty.

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[SPEAKER_03]: These are rude gay eyes only.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The streets can handle this amount of gay dirtiness.

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[SPEAKER_03]: These are filthy.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they make me blush.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And we're also going to call one of our patrons to have them give us a mystery.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Join us on a mass stamp.

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[SPEAKER_03]: We'll talk at you later.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Bye.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Bye.