July 21, 2025
131: Lipstick & Lead-Lined Lids
Zoinks, Gang—tonight’s adventure is equal parts paranormal pandemonium and makeover mayhem! While Shane unpacks the eerie saga of Barbados’ restless coffins—lead boxes spinning inside a sealed vault with no footprints in sight—Josh decides it’s the perfect moment to transform Kim into full drag glam on-air. (Powder, lashes, and a few crooked wig pins never stopped a good ghost story.)
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[UNKNOWN]: Well, hello.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can see you are a booby sticking up on your shirt.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You need to put a pull back.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's hard left.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no,
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[SPEAKER_00]: on our Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We've recorded last week.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Josh putting Kim all up in drag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She turned in the Beverly bar.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was so cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're gonna love it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I give you guys a mystery while he's doing it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So enjoy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to share it out with you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was really cool because our patrons could join us live.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm going to watch it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We got a
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you could, oh my gosh, she's just so cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to enjoy it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I didn't know Kim could look like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She looked like a woman.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's pretty darn good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She feels good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You should have accidentally sent a picture to your ex-husband.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, oops, I'm so sorry.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I've never seen her turn her face book profile before as quickly like that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Look at her.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Check it out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That one's probably going to stay for a while.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But hey guys, enjoy it and we'll talk to you guys again next week.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we are live and I've already shared it on to our Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So hopefully it's working.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did you send that link to the other people?
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[SPEAKER_03]: The one Patreon person and what on a minute?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to do that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to do it right now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't I like your wig?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It looks very real.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If I didn't know, I probably would be.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It might be human.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They were given to me for our lady who has given my be.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That is something we cannot.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It might be- Well, she gave me like six wigs.
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[SPEAKER_07]: This is the shortest one.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I have one that looks like Meg Ryan from you've got male, which I cannot wait.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I already have the moon move picked out to go along with it, and it's gonna be a part of my stand-up character.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm creating it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So, picture a moon move with Meg Ryan from the nineties hair when a dye gray though.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, how cute.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Basically, the character I've come up with for my standup comedy is kind of like grandma, if she were from our generation.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But not with her traumas and her religious upbringing and fears and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So like an unleashed version of grandma of she were our age.
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[SPEAKER_07]: A millennial grandma.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's basically me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: me dressed up as an old woman.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Full circle.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure that I'm gonna like not being able to see what people say.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you poor thing?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What's funny?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's the best.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Look at those knockers Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So somehow this is the first time that we've used this equipment to go live and I can't figure out why the comments are turned off.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But they're all going to be people joining on Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they can always just start commenting there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it's so funny because there is like a small delay from the video.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Case before this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Probably.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I could be all because of, oh, Jackson, remember that whole thing of the nipple.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's why they had the best.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Which was just in tamper leg.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, boy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And everyone blamed her.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Piss on hand.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I've never really been a big fan of his, but especially since I read Britney Spears' book.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't like him, and then he got arrested for drunk driving, which I have zero tolerance for.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm like, I already didn't like you, but then you get arrested for drunk driving.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Nope.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It edged me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't care if you are married to the lady from seven to heaven.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I always forget that he is.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The oldest sister of seven heaven, Jessica.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When did you stop making that?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you guys remember?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I remember.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't remember.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We used to watch it all the time, but it's similar to the type of family we grew up in.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's very true.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Just at belts.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Emily, so she can see the comments.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, hold on, Emily.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I like, oh, here's we have already have Kim's gown on her and we have a push-up brawl that increases her bust by two cup sizes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I'm ever going to take it off.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We put it on her and I was like she went from a librarian to a badass biker chick in two seconds.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Cachail.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hold her.
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[SPEAKER_07]: She should keep that in the car.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, she gets pulled over.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Relax.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, fast.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Just like go.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I can't stop sneezing.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There I can see the comments now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, hi, Trevor.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, Trevor.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, so glad you could make it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Good to see you guys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not used to this overhead light being on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You can turn it on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I didn't know if you needed it for the the makeup that you're going to be doing soon.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, we got the rainbow.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, there we go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mark, don't we just watch so much better guys?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I hate overheadlight.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my, in Kim though, you, what is that?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I brought a jacket.
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[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's a calf tan.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's a black calf tan.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's my drawing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what that is.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Listen, Kim and I are different sizes.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So you only have a couple things that both of us can fit into and that was one of them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It fits very well.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I love it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It for me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I like it because it's so big.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's tall.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But I'm true.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't need the tallness part.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If I was a woman, I would live in calftans and mumus, like you would, unless it was winter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Me too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like some addresses.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was going to wear.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was going to wear a mule while you were putting my makeup and stuff on, but I don't even own ones.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I kind of have three.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I have one, it's from like years and years and years ago, and it's not worth being public or in front of a camera for.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I love just not of the shower when you shave and you're all old up and just put in the movie one and hang out when you're old.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I go out and water the flowers just hanging out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have a story that if I don't tell you right now, I'm not going to remember.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So how long has it been since I've been up here three or three weeks?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, probably.
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[SPEAKER_03]: After I left here, I was on my way back home and my sugar started dropping.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I stopped in Wobbash.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It got me a sandwich.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Got back on the road, started driving.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I turned right at that sanctuary place.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know where I'm talking about?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The old church.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a place you can stay in now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I turned.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It turned right there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I looked up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And there was red and blue lights flashing behind me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What did you do?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it was not kidding.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What you didn't have the blue bluffs?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was city.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he walks up and he says, ma'am, do you have any idea why I stopped you?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, no, what the hell?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he says he went left of center.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, he sent her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He sent her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I crossed the yellow line.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he says, why did you do that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I said, well, my sugar's dropping.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to eat a sandwich.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't notice.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So when he started walking up, I put my sandwich down because I didn't want him to freaking shoot me because he thought I was going to do something to him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know what the sandwich was?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he walked up and he was talking to me and he says, can I see your license and registration?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, yeah, okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I gave him my license and registration.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sitting here looking at the sandwich like, man, I've got to eat or I'm going to be in some serious trouble.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And he was nervous.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he stepped back for a second.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He walked over and I said, is it okay if I go ahead and eat my sandwich?
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[SPEAKER_03]: My sugar is low.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, I go ahead.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I sit there and ate my sandwich and he came back and handed me my stuff.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's still okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's just a warning.
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[SPEAKER_07]: On Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I figured he's seen Shane's name on the registration.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I remember because I was just in front of you coming back from the bunker, and I was pulling into Burger King, and then I saw you pulled another beat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I was like, oh, Wopper sounds good, and I pulled another beat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, and then I saw you going into RVs.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So he got me right after that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I must have just turned on the road that goes to our friend's house, you know, and was probably just right past.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't even notice he was behind.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I never go on that road.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't like it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't like it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I always go down the hill.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So when I was coming through town, I'm away here today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was driving real careful.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But the school that out they've been and fourth that July is coming up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: My ADHD has kicked in and I'm like, I don't like that angle.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I think I might try to go see fireworks this year.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Normally fourth that July I like avoid.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's just a very
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[SPEAKER_07]: Around here, it's a very redneck Republican type of holiday and crowd.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And I just don't feel comfortable in them, but this year I'm like, I'm gonna do it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna give it shit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I'm like fireworks.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They're very gay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're very gay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They are because they're powerful.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It does remind me of Lord Josh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like giant glitter.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the longer I sit here the more I feel like my boobs are up around my throat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They are right up there and I like every time I look I didn't even look at at your face.
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[SPEAKER_07]: She just brought the wig in the brawl.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Nobody's gonna be looking at the face.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Nobody's gonna be looking at the face.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna see my tattoo.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I like your case too, does it glow in the dark?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I found I was at the world's largest truck stop.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, trash.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's really cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: pop socket thing and I am obsessed with it to be honest with you when I first saw it I thought oh it's like a gay and boy with some kind because they're colorful oh yeah and I thought it was like rainbowy and then I was like oh that's an alien spaceship I'm buying it and I was like I don't care if someone's first thought my read oh that's very groovy it is it's very groovy it reminds me of mystery ink yeah
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I got on the chat through my phone because I was going to say I didn't want my computer to get a picture to the chat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, see, I tried to get in the internet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So busy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I just said to her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She wasn't feeling well.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was going to have her watch the chat while she was here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then she could report back, but she wasn't feeling well today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So listen, someone's name on YouTube.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No judgment here is tool girl.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And it's not Emily.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And it's not Emily.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hardware or the fabric.
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[SPEAKER_00]: T-O-O-L.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is the fabric spelled different?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can we talk for a moment about what Kim told us as soon as she got here?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Gang, listen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Kim was driving up to the boat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't need her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't need her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim was driving on out here to the bunker today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And she tells us that on her drive here, she saw a bag on the side of the road, which I always think there's a body, like a black pepper bag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't a bag.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't a bag, but you could tell that that's how it is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And there was yarn in it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There was just yarn on the side of the road.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wild yarn.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I did not stop to pick it up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now see, because I wanted to consider things.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have a conspiracy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that Trevor is a trap.
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[SPEAKER_00]: has like he's here somewhere in the camera.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I think that yeah, he do that we were going to live today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he was like, oh, got this yarn over here on the side of the road.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim's going to use probably in the day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What you didn't see.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He wrote some talks with a stakeholder that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was actually in the phone with Emily when I seen the first one on I'm like, oh my god, there's a thing if you're if I wasn't in a hurry.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I was stopped either because my mind would have been like, too good to be true.
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[SPEAKER_07]: This is a.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So then I passed one of the on ramps and there was like three or four board and I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm passing up yard.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That'd be like if there was a shirtless, hunky daddy on the side of the road.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I wouldn't stop to get him because I'm like, no, because he will kill me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He will wear my skin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Rick says that he's so glad Kim that you forgot to change the Wi-Fi password.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he's from the basement.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He can still watch the video.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's an Iraq look great.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, she can't stop.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I can't.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like a fool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Before we leave today, we're going to have to take some photos.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, a lot.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We're never going to get her in this month.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And she's never going to want this good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean,
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[SPEAKER_07]: This way you will never find me make up again head.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know I can't wait for people to see this way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I told him at the only time that anybody else will see me and make up is when I'm dead and they have to make me up for my funeral.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you've heard her hear folks.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That means when she dies, I can.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That is not what I said.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it's not.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We'll get it in the edit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Trevor is saying that
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you should have just showed some leg to go that ticket.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When I first read his chat, I thought it says she just showed her leg and I thought, I don't know, I understand, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I think it was Shane's name that done it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I met our county sheriff the last first Friday event that I was at.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, I had my truck out there along with all the other trucks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was like touch a truck thing for kids.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that happened right after you had met him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because it was like three weeks ago.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, when I met him, he was like, hey, you're the guy with the truck, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he is so he's asked me if I can take him on a drive because they heard they go really fast, like Tesla's.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, yeah, that's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm thinking through my head.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, I want me to speed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, this seems like a trap.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It seems like somebody clocking me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I just wanted to be some pound Tesla truck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Speeding going a hundred and talking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What if it was me and him in the truck?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I get to speeding in a city police officer pulls us over and gives us a ticket.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That would be what if he's like don't stop.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, just I hope that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't you do it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, rest you if you stop right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I have to let him drive here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah says that all of their, I think that she's talking about burger kings have closed in Charleston.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm wondering why I'm like catching up in the chat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So she might have already said.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I like getting a water everyone's in a while.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember the back several years ago?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's been a while years ago.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They did that whole water with like the dark.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like the dark purple button.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did I tell you this?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What happened?
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[SPEAKER_07]: That Adam's family.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what it was, I think.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was for Halloween.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, similar time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I remember, but I remember eating it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it was, it was okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was a lot of food color.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They get them.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They'll have like red buns, green buns, purple buns.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's just growing like nope, just give me, I don't want all that dye.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What the hell they're using to dye that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The next day, you know, I'm a delicate rose.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm glad to go poo.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, terrible.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, your poo is like black.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm dying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know when you google something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The worst thing always pops up first, and so I thought, Google, what does black?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Who mean?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it was like, it could be a sign of cancer, your bladder fleeting out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's exactly what it said.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just thinking, oh my gosh, I'm dying.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I had a similar experience after a half of a red velvet food or red velvet chocolate cake.
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[SPEAKER_04]: For red velvet chocolate.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's the red velvet cake, which is all that is.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's just chocolate cake that's been dyed red.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And it comes out red.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Enough of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of poo.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Good Lord.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was watching Netflix on the way or before I came.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The Poo Crubs.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I've heard of it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's on my way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I watched it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The Poo One, the Poo Crubs, Poo Crubs.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I can't remember when that happened.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How long ago has it been?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was a baby.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was a big carnival cruise ship.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That lost power out the middle.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Terrifying off.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And the toilet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was a whole thing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That is crazy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a mess.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They were instructed to poop in bags and put outside of their door after because the toilets were all someone described the toilets as a horrible lasagna.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was quite the little document.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The last cruise that we went on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember?
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[SPEAKER_03]: The only cruise that we went on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it was that cruise.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the only cruise I've been in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I could remember if you were there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But remember every time you went into the dining hall, you had the little Asian lady say, why she was she?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why she was she?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, oh, is she yummy?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, why she was she, you know, yummy, yummy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: There's some cruises that will serve you on the buffets because they've noticed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they should.
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[SPEAKER_07]: People nasty.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that after so many people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Each spoon that after so many people that spoon is grow.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Some even make you wash your hands before you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the buffet and in our.
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[SPEAKER_00]: an hour crews like you walked into the dining hall and like before you walked in there was this room that had all these sinks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you pass the sinks, you had a walk past the employees there who are telling you to watch their hands.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, as they should be, but you would have people who would just walk by or
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have people who would not wash their hands, but would you use hand sanitizer?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just wash your hands and then use hand sanitizer when you leave.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what it's for.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just came to where you the hand sanitizer girl.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I washed my hands.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_03]: As we thought it was funny every time we walked in there.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I want our listeners to imagine me and Shayna's kids.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We've always been this like clean even as little boy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Most little boys are like, I'm gonna go run in the dirt mud with bugs in China.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Like, oh, let me go wash my hands.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm almost kind of up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Someone says Steve Evans has twenty thirteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that would have been when they did that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wopper thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Twenty thirteen.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, they had a Adam's family.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They had a Spider-Man one.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They had one that was spicy too.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, I need to.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I sent the link to our buddy Justin from Obscura.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he's joining us in in the video.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so he said to the whole backed up who thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He said, I'd rather jump in the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I would.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There was a guy that played out refused to use one of those red bags and they were at sea for like three days with no power.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: No.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Those two are small too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He said he made it until they got back to shore.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'd be like this over the side.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I would.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hold on to me, Jack.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't let go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But the people that have the balconies, I mean, will be okay, because I could do something like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But those poor people who are in the center of the ship with no wall or no window, that went from their attention to nurse.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And it would be interesting to imagine having an interior film room with no AC.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't understand because they had to wait for tugboats to come out to help try to get in.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, instead of doing that, why don't you just send an empty ship and move them all?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that's there was probably not a woman in the rescue.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We just get a rescue, you know, helicopter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, when we were on our ship, I mean, I had a balcony room.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you have a balcony room?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I could remember, but I'm if I had to, I could have probably popped up the chair and use that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, get a rope.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But the first cruise I went on like I was a middle school or something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just we had a center area.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think for getting that you went on one before.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, back when I was a middle school.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That only thing I would do is like a yacht that is right along the shallow coast of a like a the coast of Italy in the Mediterranean where the seas are shallow and you can swim to shore of shippals.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh Andrew says my fart.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to have that start from here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Where are you all?
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, we need to start getting the show on the road because I'm going to start melting real soon.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You can go ahead.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm almost proud of the ice pack for you to put on your back.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh man, you should have.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I thought about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kathy just figured out how to get into the chat.
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[SPEAKER_03]: About time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome, Kathy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm glad you can join us in the chat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Start with the face.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Gross.
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[SPEAKER_07]: This is just alcohol.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Just so that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did you do a mystery force?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to go start on that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But Josh, if you could, I'm going to have you look to see Kim on this little screen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then if you can push her, you can come over here if you can look at this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you'll see like how far you just need to tilt that forward.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is some behind the scenes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Friends.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Boy Kim.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I could see your wrinkles over there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you just look to see how you need to tell that, you can tell it from there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But then you can just see.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's probably again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I start showing too much skin, let me know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If your booby start showing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They feel like they're up around my neck.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so tattoo, it's shown too much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Some people are mentioning that the screen had gone black.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And this is the first time that we've used this software.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And when I just learned, when I clicked a different screen, like a different view, is that it apparently will put up a little screen filter that I then have to turn off.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, holy smoke.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that, so is that like how you put her makeup on or is that for the wing?
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[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's to, you put the makeup on over it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's to make you look young.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, Kim, I can't even with your face right now.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Any celebrity you've seen on a red carpet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It gets rid of your crow's feet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah said, look at those arm muscles, Josh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And put some moisturizer on.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That feels good cold.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's just a collagen moisturizer.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you'd be happy to know that I twist machini chin chin.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How did you?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I did it last night.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I turned your volume up just a little bit that way if Josh talks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Then maybe it will pick a mic.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's not echoing is it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I think it was echoing because I had the screen up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I fixed it and so you're on a bigger screen now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if I can see you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is so funny, Luca.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I got it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You should be taking some pictures too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's wrong the way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on a minute.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You owe me to give a mystery.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hold my phone and read the comments.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ensure that the video is alive from my laptop.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And take pictures.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll take some pictures too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You want my phone to do it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, because then I'll be tempted to do bad things with your phone.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Forget that I said fine time for that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, can't look at me in smile.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if that's the best smile you got.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Then that's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I do not.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It looks like you're about to rob a bank.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, we should do that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can't be our next stupid criminal.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, she can't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, she can't.
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[SPEAKER_07]: There's a make up primer.
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[SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let me get back to the stick video.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Josh is going to dress him up like Uncle Fester.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love that.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I kept thinking too.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I was like, her face is a lot smaller than mine.
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[SPEAKER_07]: For me, it takes me about two hours.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But I'm also, I have a square jaw and chin that I have to like.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The hell out of it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Mary said, Mary says, come on, Shane, just do it all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And let me tell you, Mary.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Tell her anytime our lovely Kimberly here has an idea.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, you know what we could do?
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[SPEAKER_00]: We could do this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It always ends up being more work for me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Justin said that you look no older than eighteen years old.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, thank you, Justin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Justin, you're in Florida.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to butter her up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, by the way, I seen the pictures with the baby.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's adorable.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At least has joined us.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, Elise.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, Elise.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hello.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just watched that clip the other day of
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[SPEAKER_03]: At least don't get any ideas because this is not.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At least by the end of this video, Kim's going to look like a woman.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Cody said you think Shane can multitask.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hell, no Shane cannot multitask like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I get sidetracked so easily.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the fact that they have left me in charge of a mystery, making sure the video is still recording and I keep using my feet to prevent my computer from falling asleep.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Listen, I'm performing magic here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're performing a miracle.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I will petition the Catholic church if you make her look fun.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you for having me.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, let me put my phone down for a moment.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah says, I don't have the patience to do my makeup.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I work in a meet department with nothing but men and a bakery with a hot oven Friday and Saturday.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Alicia is saying that you're looking like missed out fire cam.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Julie.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's trying to.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Trevor says, you got it, Shane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have forty seven percent hope.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Only forty seven percent.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so my mystery today, I'm really excited about it guys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I have a feeling you guys would have never heard about this mystery.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we are going to go to Barbados.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim, where do you think Barbados is?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Are we on as from?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Is that where were you on as from?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we're going to go to the early, eighteen hundreds for this mystery specifically.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So if you've never been there, we're talking about a lot of sugar cane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I imagine a lot of wind and humid air, but apparently there's a lot of places that make belasses in Barbados.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, I want you to imagine this place that we're visiting today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: As I said, early, eighteen hundreds.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, we're going to be out in a field of some kind, perched on a wind chilled.
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[SPEAKER_00]: See, this is where my ADHD is kicking in because I can't not just watch you can.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, perched on a wind scrubbed hill, which I mean, if you come to my house, we don't have a lot of trees, so I know what that means, like wind scrubbed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But you will find a parish, a Christ church parish.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Next to the parish, you're going to find a stone fault.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's about twelve foot by six and a half feet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're joining us from Europe, I don't know what that is in meters, I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The doorway is croaked shut by a slab of Devon Shire blue marble.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's so heavy, it would take six very strong, muscled men.
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[SPEAKER_00]: How are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And a healthy disrespect for hernias, because I feel like we've all lifted way too much in our lifetime.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We know what we're talking about, but that's to even budge the door.
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[SPEAKER_07]: One guy broke my bed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, nothing about this crypt looks special.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't look a lot different than all the other crypts in that country.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Until that is, until you open the door.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When you open the door, you're going to discover that everything inside has been moved.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God, Kim, I.
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[SPEAKER_00]: just leave her like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What if we had a fire in the bunker right now, we had to run out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Let me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that being said?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not the room.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm watching you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Was I a ski?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What do you say, Kim?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was a quick looking at me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: No, I'm a ski.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so I'm going to go down a list of who all is buried.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do they say buried?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's probably intern intern intern intern intern intern intern intern.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so these are the people who are inside of this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you shoving that up her nose, Josh?
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[SPEAKER_01]: My nose is it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She probably really enjoys it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's not having a thing in her hole in a deck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So there are ten people supposed to be buried or interned into this crypt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you guys listening to me?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the first one, his name is James Elliott.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He died in seventeen eighty four and he is the original owner of the vault.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When later generations peaked inside, his coffin was long gone.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It vanished without a trace.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And this is the first mystery of this fault.
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[SPEAKER_07]: This was the first.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's going to take a miracle.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You better put that on thick, Josh.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, about shadows.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But ultimately, when his coffin disappeared, it was the first time that a mystery happened at this location.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the second person that was put into this crypt was Miss Thomasina Goddard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was entered in July,
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was an elderly parishioner, lay to rest and a plain wooden coffin, but ultimately her box never budged.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, how can I make this no sound dirty?
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[SPEAKER_07]: No matter how hard I tried, her box just wouldn't budge.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, nothing happened to her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She still stayed in there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the next person's name was Mariana Maria Chase.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was put in there on February, twenty second, eighteen o' eight.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This was an infant daughter of Colonel Thomas Chase.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so she was put into a tiny, led coffin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was a very solemn service.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And depending on which witness you trust, Mary's casket was the first that actually flipped upside down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was basically overnight.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The next day, someone noticed that her entire coffin was upside down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The fourth person, the name is Dorcus Chase, buried on July sixth, eighteen-twelf, twelve years old.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now the local stories would say that she starved to death over to spare over her father's cruelty, so they would, people over Dorcus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But for a name in her Dorcus, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim, I can't even.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It looks like you're off of Star Wars.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, trust the problem.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You're supposed to make us better.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You are eventually.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, some people claim that her restless spirit actually spearheaded the vaults future.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Uneasiness and the crazy things that happen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The next person placed in here was Colonel Thomas Chase, of course, buried August ninth.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What did you say?
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[SPEAKER_07]: It was like a woodpecker when I got in and in and in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So if you remember, Colonel Thomas was the dad to marry Anna Maria Chase.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was put in there on August ninth, eighteen, twelve.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was a wealthy planter wildly berated as the most hated man on the island.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was for his brutality toward enslaved workers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, legends whisper that he actually took his own life.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And this is like funny to me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he had an eight hundred pound lead coffin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You talk about a man with an ego.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, this becomes the vault's demonic bowling ball because it moves all the time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In fact, it's always found jammed in the vault into odd places.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They'll be no reason to put it there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The next person, the sixth person placed into this fault, is Samuel Brewster Aims placed on September twenty fifth, eighteen sixteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Samuel was a fragile infant related by marriage.
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[SPEAKER_00]: His arrival proves, oh my gosh, what is that noise?
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Samuel's being placed in there, a lot of stuff is happening to his box also.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Samuel Brewster, senior, was placed in here on November, sixteen, eighteen, sixteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So this was two months after
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[SPEAKER_00]: the child.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This was the father of the infant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was reportedly killed during Boosa's slave uprising.
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[SPEAKER_00]: His coffin links the legend to a real world rebellion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, at least the little brown stuff is going away.
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[SPEAKER_00]: See, it's nice that I have to like focus back on my script because when I look back up, you put it on dark and then you put it on the banana powder on when you finish that makes it kind of like soften.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, nice.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it looks straight up crazy to get it all done.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then you're like, I'm glad I can't see nothing.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I know I should have brought a mirror.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Like I didn't have a thousand other things.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you're, let me take another picture.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You will be able to watch the video.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Holy smoke.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I can look at me.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Look at
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is there any clean access in here?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome, Jess.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just just joined us.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At least I just now read your message.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So where was I?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the eighth person placed into this crypt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thomas scene a claw.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's starting to water.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's what happens when I put on makeup.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let me two.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Me two.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thomas Cena Clark was placed in here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The thing about Thomas, like these names, you could tell this is a female in her dad's name was Thomas, or they just wanted to name her after the name Thomas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they're like, Thomas Cena, that sounds great.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Thomas Cena was placed in here on July, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was a family friend.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We're gonna have kids that have eyebrows, get ready.
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[SPEAKER_06]: First time for everything.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can't see my eyebrows.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They're blonde.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Go on, Shane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you sure?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Thomas Cena was the last person placed in the crypt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And one of the things when I was looking up when she was placed into this crypt.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I haven't brushed him this much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: One of the things I found that when she was placing this script was that she must have been pretty popular because the governor came out to her funeral.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought that was really interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm going to walk you through the whole mystery in the timeline.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you ready?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you paying attention?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That is so funny.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't even move here at all.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Now the hard part getting it to look like we're getting the other one to look like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Savannah says that at her favorite cemetery, which you know, someone's our people when they say at my favorite cemetery.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But they have a guy there who is the first person in Charleston to be involved.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was in the eighteen fifties.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm bombing started because of Abraham Lincoln.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, really?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was because they were trying to bring his body all around.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So people would see it on that train and they were like, well, he's going to start smelling real bad.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So we better do something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it kind of like came into popularity after that I believe.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was so cool and I've seen one of his hats and that museum.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so between the years of seventeen twenty four and seventeen eighty four, they were known as the quiet years.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was when the vault was built for the Elliott family.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And by seventeen eighty four James Elliott was placed in there decades past and then at some point his coffin simply vanishes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no record, no remains, nothing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The vault sits, sits, sits empty to the stay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What are you guys laughing at?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What did I mess?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll start doing your little things with your arms.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I have some.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know who you looked like.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm afraid.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember in the old power Rangers?
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[SPEAKER_00]: They had that guy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How are Rangers?
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[SPEAKER_07]: They're not even.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, or not.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I wish I could remember a phrase he'd say because I was just like, I mean, that's what you looked like.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there you go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Rangers.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not talking to you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You have to come.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Keep going.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so his coffin vanished and it still sits empty to this day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then in on July, is that make up?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't do makeup.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have it for years.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You said black lipstick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: For a while, I would do like mascara, but that's a quiet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so let me continue my story.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Please do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So July of ATNO seven is Ms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Goddard's debut.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So local hallbearers wrestle open the Marvel slab.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So when I say this Marvel slab is huge and heavy, it's huge and heavy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're not just moving it to go in there and move people like you have to get a bunch of people together.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But they go in and they slide Ms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Goddard's wooden coffin inside and they reseal it and they reseal it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Everything's peaceful and ultimately though it's the calm before the storm because that's when things start getting more crazy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: February, twenty-second, eighteen-o-a little Mary's lead coffin is placed inside beside Ms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Goddard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The door is sealed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There are prayers said.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then months later, someone reopened the vault.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And Mary's casket had inexplicably pivoted.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Tiny.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that is cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the tiny box was upside down and pushed into a corner, but still nothing actually hit the official newspapers at that point.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Folks just shrugged it off, blame the heat, which I mean, when you're in the south, you get all that heat and all that humidity, and I'm telling you, you just, oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Shane, why'd you kill those twelve people?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was hot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was hot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was the heat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was the heat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Even.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I slept with your husband.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I was in heat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you, he will make you do crazy stuff.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, in July, six, eighteen, twelve.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was Dorcus funeral.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So again, twelve of your old Dorcus was lower than Dorcus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: By that time, Mary's coffin had already been flipped.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And there's others who were talking about everything else.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Look normal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The coffin was flipped.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, people just don't want to get involved.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't think many people actually said anything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They just noticed it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: On August ninth of a team twelve.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So same year.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's two days after my birthday.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they moved the big door and jaws drop.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The coffins inside are all in a tangled heap.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's one standing on its head.
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[SPEAKER_00]: On the floor intentionally covered with fine sand from the last entierment is pristine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the sand on the floor was pristine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no footprints, no drag marks, scuffs, nothing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, mourners, restack the coffins as they should be.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then they wrestled inside and placed the kernels huge casket into place.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They then seal the slab with fresh cement and go home.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So September, twenty fifth of eighteen, sixteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So this was four years later.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Four silent years go by and I think it's fair to say that like the community kind of forgot that the other stuff kind of happened at that point.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, they go to place Samuel inside.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This was the little infant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But when they crack open the vault,
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was like deja vu.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The coffins were pinwheeling.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Colonel Chase's eight hundred pound box, which was actually wedged diagonally, kind of like a sofa.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But again, there was no sign of an intrusion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was no disturbance of any of the sand or anything that was in there, so they weren't exactly sure what happened.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, less than eight weeks later, the father joined the little infant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And workers started betting each other over rum rations, which why don't we still have that rum rations that the coffin would be scrambled again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they were.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the crew ends up just resetting everything, putting everything back in its place.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they reseal the coffin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Three years later, and this was July, seventeenth, eighteen, nineteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Governor, Lord, I hate people with weird names.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Come be your Marie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not bad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Governor, look.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure that's it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I hate you, Kevin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Combermiri, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the Governor Lord showed up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Governor Lord C attends in the full attire.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, he was determined to debunk the nonsense of, oh, you know, is some super, what's that?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that eyeliner?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I, I shadow, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, you're starting to come together, Kim.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're starting to look a little better, but I mean, to be fair.
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[SPEAKER_06]: To be fair.
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[SPEAKER_00]: On a scale of one to ten, you looked like a one going in, so I don't know how it could be worse coming out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Screw you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we'll see how you rate at the end of this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Justin said, Governor Lord, come bear me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, you know, I think that that might be it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's what we're going to call them because it's come bear me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, come bear me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's Josh's ground or profile.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Come bear me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, so the governor, Lord, was determined to debunk all this nonsense that people were talking about.
48:43.426 --> 48:49.329
[SPEAKER_00]: So he actually orders the walls are tapped for tunnels.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Basically, he wants to make sure there are no tunnels, so he's having people check.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They were none.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The coffins were then inspected for any tampering.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And, of course, there was none.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the entire floor was blanketed with a pristine layer of white sand.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he stands watch as Mason's reseal the marble and press his silver signet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's how that's pronounced signet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, signet into the wet cement.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, that was supposed to be proved to him and everyone else that they have just insure that no one can be messing with this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then now they have sealed it so in order to open it, you have to break the seal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have to tear down that cement.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, a year later, in a teen twenty, April eighteenth to be exact.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Governor Lord come bear me, pops by an announced, no one knew he was coming, and he brought with him a squad of officials.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They unbroken the seal, and the sand was crisp, untouched.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like a virgin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now all of them as they opened the door,
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[SPEAKER_00]: started swearing because the coffins inside were everywhere, moved everything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The Colonel Chase's huge coffin was actually barricading the doorway.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But as I said, the sand was immaculate.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There were no footprints, no drag marks, not a hint that a human had been inside.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what we say about him too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No trace of a human being inside.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Cody brings up a good point.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When was she ever together?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Never.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, of course, everyone was going crazy at this point.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because, no one could explain the reasons.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, even if you could think that, oh, the era might have flooded.
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[SPEAKER_00]: First of all, I don't know, a flood that could lift up a eight hundred pound box.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's not happening.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Is there one Kim?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is there, have you ever been carried away by a flood?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
51:31.706 --> 51:43.192
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, at that, the governor threw in the towel and he orders that every coffin is removed and then buried under six feet of normal dirt across the graveyard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the vault is bricked shut forever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And from that day forward, it sits silent.
51:51.857 --> 51:54.699
[SPEAKER_00]: And of course, that was April, eighteen, eighteen, twenty.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, how crazy is that?
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[SPEAKER_00]: That all this stuff happens.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The governor is like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, we're going to put this full proof test into make sure no one's messing with it and then everything's just scattered inside when they check it again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: To the point of where he's so over this and is he scared or is it he just can't figure it out and he doesn't want to deal with it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I think it's a mix of both.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the series over what could be happening inside of this fault.
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[SPEAKER_00]: are crazy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, we could go down the lots of rabbit holes here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The first one could it be grave robbers or vandals?
52:35.754 --> 52:40.897
[SPEAKER_00]: Could pranksters have slipped in, lifted the half ton coffins and then tiptoed out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's a lot for a prank.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is to do it over and over and like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I would take a lot of people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't see it happening and then no one ever talking about it.
52:51.482 --> 52:52.883
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like someone would have slipped.
52:54.970 --> 52:58.453
[SPEAKER_07]: check the ER for hernia visits or near that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, and I mean, you'd have to be doing it in the middle of the night and somehow fixing the sand because you'd be disturbing the sand and you'd have to go back and sprinkle it again to get rid of all the footsteps.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, it's a lot of work.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mary brought up a good suggestion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She said earthquake.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe, but you would think that the local people would be like, oh, hey, yeah, that was an earthquake.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe, but it's happening a lot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it's a good theory.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I like it.
53:45.521 --> 53:46.621
[SPEAKER_00]: You've got your eyes shut or going.
53:47.301 --> 53:56.505
[SPEAKER_00]: And again, on the earthquake thing, if it isn't earthquake, it's going to have to be able to be strong enough to actually flip an eight hundred pound coffin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I can see it like messing them up and like doing all that stuff, but flipping a coffin.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it makes me want a banana real bad.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's been an incentive.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sipping in a said, that's how the grave robbers did it in the south.
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[SPEAKER_06]: White face.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh white face.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can't I can't hold on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I got to do another picture.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have.
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[SPEAKER_06]: He's cooking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You are cooking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't even.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What it's called.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You got a lot of bake.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you better let it bake for a while.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Someone said ghost.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But still strong ask ghost, isn't it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's a strong ghost.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You're welcome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
54:44.823 --> 54:52.498
[SPEAKER_00]: So another theory that people have about what's happening is some people believe it could have been a storm surge.
54:53.750 --> 54:55.591
[SPEAKER_00]: That's boy, I can't say this word.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why I do this to myself.
54:58.553 --> 55:05.437
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a barber, you know, like, yeah, like the inside is filling up with water and they're floating.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, I don't know how any hundred pound coffin could float per se, but I can see it.
55:15.244 --> 55:17.145
[SPEAKER_03]: I can see a big old ship can float.
55:19.477 --> 55:22.319
[SPEAKER_00]: But Kim, this is a lead line.
55:22.800 --> 55:25.602
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, maybe, but a hundred pounds.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I don't know.
55:28.464 --> 55:33.788
[SPEAKER_00]: And you would have a sign showing you that there had been water that had filled up that thing.
55:33.808 --> 55:39.292
[SPEAKER_00]: And the locals would have been like, oh, yeah, hey, guys, remember that flood where we got ten feet of water?
55:39.932 --> 55:40.973
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe that's what cost it.
55:44.710 --> 55:53.078
[SPEAKER_00]: But also, another very important factor is the vault sits on the hill.
55:53.538 --> 55:54.739
[SPEAKER_00]: The vault sits on the hill.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's not filling up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And if they're sand on the floor, that's telling me there is no water getting in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that's, I mean, that's out the window.
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[SPEAKER_00]: These things are not floating and there's no water coming in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Another theory, people have, but I think this isn't really interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Never heard of it before.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Exploding corpse gas.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Never heard of that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So their theory is that the decomposition gases, they do build pressure.
56:29.383 --> 56:35.648
[SPEAKER_00]: But they're more of like, creek the lid than, let me move this entire hundred pound.
56:36.909 --> 56:37.429
[SPEAKER_00]: Can't see it.
56:37.709 --> 56:38.510
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like I got a caterpillar in my life.
56:40.742 --> 56:42.863
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it looks like you got a caterpillar on your eye.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, gosh, you look so different.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Even with the one on the eye, Kim, you might get you a man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Please.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim, do you float?
56:53.871 --> 56:55.031
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, you float.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I've seen you float.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I keep looking down at the comments.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm trying to catch up on.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We all float.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did you take that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm not smirked.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, it looks funny.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got used to it so quickly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so corpse gas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's real.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can it flip an eight hundred pound box?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not convinced.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of gas.
57:24.733 --> 57:28.897
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, if Kim was buried inside, I've heard you have gas.
57:29.945 --> 57:33.429
[SPEAKER_00]: And if you're dead, all that once out.
57:34.310 --> 57:34.950
[SPEAKER_00]: So I can see it.
57:35.871 --> 57:39.094
[SPEAKER_00]: Kim, you have people watching this.
57:39.134 --> 57:40.476
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not very nice.
57:40.736 --> 57:42.057
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a VMS says it.
57:46.793 --> 57:53.598
[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah said it's called swamp gas when I first saw a comment I thought it said it's called swamp ass.
57:53.778 --> 58:00.823
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, yeah, I know I've been around Kim when we're out cemetery hopping and it's real hot Maggie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I hate the mugging is all right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So another theory is and this is by one chemist specifically who shares this theory.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I've never so weird.
58:16.259 --> 58:17.820
[SPEAKER_02]: You get used to it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now the chemist suggests that a lightning strike could have polarized the coffin so they repelled kind of like giant fridge magnets.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
58:28.449 --> 58:36.815
[SPEAKER_00]: It is a cool out of the box idea, but there was no like strikes that have been documented overcorded.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: and also I've never heard I happen anywhere else.
58:43.788 --> 58:46.448
[SPEAKER_00]: So I think that, and it would keep happening.
58:46.788 --> 58:47.388
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm assuming.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, more than once.
58:51.109 --> 58:58.151
[SPEAKER_00]: So another one is that skeptics know that there are several eyewitnesses that were actually free maisons.
58:59.131 --> 59:04.873
[SPEAKER_00]: And so their theory is that they may have staged an elaborate hoax, basically.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now to counterpoint this,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All people are shady.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But the people who want to counterpoint that argument would say that there were eight repeat performances over thirteen years and so they're not sure that anyone would have the time resources willingness to do all of that or just
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[SPEAKER_00]: The will to give a damn.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
59:37.866 --> 59:38.787
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
59:38.807 --> 59:40.848
[SPEAKER_00]: I do at once.
59:40.928 --> 59:44.989
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll move that huge ass marble door at once, but I'm out from that.
59:45.450 --> 59:46.610
[SPEAKER_00]: I got worked to do.
59:47.631 --> 59:48.231
[SPEAKER_07]: Get a hobby.
59:48.431 --> 59:49.652
[SPEAKER_00]: Get a hobby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Touch grass.
59:53.213 --> 59:57.535
[SPEAKER_00]: We need to get you a shirt where the front says touch grass in the back.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, back.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Back says touch my hands.
01:00:01.177 --> 01:00:02.357
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, in my eyes.
01:00:02.718 --> 01:00:03.598
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I like that.
01:00:05.174 --> 01:00:08.975
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so Island folklore actually blames, doops.
01:00:10.376 --> 01:00:11.896
[SPEAKER_00]: So these are restless spirits.
01:00:12.456 --> 01:00:18.978
[SPEAKER_00]: And specifically, they are supposed to be of enslaved people that were tormented by a kernel chase.
01:00:19.658 --> 01:00:26.040
[SPEAKER_00]: The eighteen, sixteen rebellion had people very jittery about all of this.
01:00:26.120 --> 01:00:30.802
[SPEAKER_00]: And so some people believe that this could have caused a supernatural
01:00:31.682 --> 01:00:39.366
[SPEAKER_00]: cautionary tale basically about violent coffins that may have felt like justice, maybe for some of them.
01:00:39.666 --> 01:00:48.971
[SPEAKER_00]: And so the theory is that these people inside cannot rest in peace because of the horrible things that happened is the theory.
01:00:49.191 --> 01:00:49.391
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:00:49.971 --> 01:00:50.792
[SPEAKER_07]: I'd be pissed too.
01:00:52.873 --> 01:00:59.899
[SPEAKER_00]: Now modern sluts have actually discovered that there is almost no contemporary newspaper coverage.
01:01:00.900 --> 01:01:06.464
[SPEAKER_00]: And so the so-called first hand documents sort of contradict each other.
01:01:08.286 --> 01:01:18.934
[SPEAKER_00]: But people also argued that the tale had ballooned because it echoed everything the island feared there was uprising guilt, coffins that wouldn't stay buried.
01:01:18.954 --> 01:01:20.576
[SPEAKER_07]: It would be very scary.
01:01:23.184 --> 01:01:25.205
[SPEAKER_00]: So for my theory, I'm what happened.
01:01:26.465 --> 01:01:30.146
[SPEAKER_00]: It's either supernatural or someone has a lot of time on their hands.
01:01:30.966 --> 01:01:36.908
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think any of the real, like for me, none of the explanations really make a lot of sense to me.
01:01:36.928 --> 01:01:40.709
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Kim, your eyes are looking pretty.
01:01:40.729 --> 01:01:43.050
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like I can't.
01:01:43.150 --> 01:01:45.870
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not opening my eyes all the way because I can, like, see you.
01:01:45.890 --> 01:01:47.311
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me take another picture of you.
01:01:47.331 --> 01:01:48.911
[SPEAKER_03]: She got a glitter.
01:01:49.371 --> 01:01:49.932
[SPEAKER_03]: I got glitter.
01:01:50.992 --> 01:01:51.052
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
01:01:51.575 --> 01:01:53.157
[SPEAKER_00]: That is such a cute photo.
01:01:53.177 --> 01:01:57.621
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me read you on the chat.
01:01:59.343 --> 01:02:02.465
[SPEAKER_00]: So, okay, if you're joining us, you have to tell me what your theory is.
01:02:02.525 --> 01:02:10.110
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, do you feel like people going in there doing it or are any of you chemists and have a outside of the box theory?
01:02:11.451 --> 01:02:15.293
[SPEAKER_00]: KJ says, they think it's supernatural.
01:02:16.514 --> 01:02:24.299
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I feel like a lot of stories I've heard this one is like up there in the realm of, I can't really explain it.
01:02:25.159 --> 01:02:25.379
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean,
01:02:26.461 --> 01:02:28.305
[SPEAKER_03]: It would take a lot of effort for people.
01:02:28.325 --> 01:02:29.387
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of effort.
01:02:29.648 --> 01:02:30.810
[SPEAKER_00]: And really no reason.
01:02:30.830 --> 01:02:31.231
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
01:02:31.692 --> 01:02:32.354
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like people.
01:02:34.271 --> 01:02:37.073
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I mean, who were they messing with?
01:02:37.814 --> 01:02:40.616
[SPEAKER_00]: The whole community of people who are lying on this is weird.
01:02:40.636 --> 01:02:53.787
[SPEAKER_00]: But you would have to be really talented to be able to reseal it and then also reseal it with the governor's stamp because he did it within the cement.
01:02:53.867 --> 01:02:57.670
[SPEAKER_00]: So like you open it, you're going to break the cement, of course, that they used.
01:02:59.227 --> 01:03:01.528
[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, they'd have to steal it, I guess.
01:03:02.368 --> 01:03:02.748
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
01:03:04.289 --> 01:03:06.009
[SPEAKER_00]: Super national definitely is a good thing.
01:03:06.109 --> 01:03:14.472
[SPEAKER_00]: I do like that the governor was smart enough to think, let me make sure that there are no hidden tunnels that lead inside because that would be a theory of mine.
01:03:15.513 --> 01:03:16.613
[SPEAKER_00]: And that there's no way
01:03:17.053 --> 01:03:18.394
[SPEAKER_07]: underground tunnel.
01:03:18.555 --> 01:03:22.238
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, the some type of underground tunnel that they could have sneaked in.
01:03:23.279 --> 01:03:29.726
[SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, even if you could sneak in, it didn't explain why the sand and everything inside was not disturbed.
01:03:29.746 --> 01:03:33.109
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't see you being able to disturb it and then fix it.
01:03:33.329 --> 01:03:34.590
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you can put more down.
01:03:34.610 --> 01:03:38.434
[SPEAKER_00]: But I feel like you would still be able to tell that it was disturbed.
01:03:39.485 --> 01:03:41.486
[SPEAKER_00]: But a loud ringing in my ear.
01:03:41.506 --> 01:03:46.228
[SPEAKER_07]: And from my mediumship practice, I learned that that spirit.
01:03:46.648 --> 01:03:46.828
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm.
01:03:47.108 --> 01:03:49.689
[SPEAKER_07]: My problem with Amber is.
01:03:51.110 --> 01:03:53.471
[SPEAKER_03]: She's probably laughing her ass off.
01:03:53.511 --> 01:03:56.672
[SPEAKER_07]: As soon as I put that lip on there, I got a loud ringing in my ear.
01:03:56.812 --> 01:03:57.533
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's funny.
01:04:01.077 --> 01:04:09.240
[SPEAKER_00]: So empty things that its gases or chemical reaction just believes, maybe it's a secret tunnel.
01:04:10.260 --> 01:04:11.861
[SPEAKER_00]: Andrew says aliens.
01:04:12.501 --> 01:04:14.442
[SPEAKER_00]: Totally agreed.
01:04:14.762 --> 01:04:17.203
[SPEAKER_00]: So Viana says, you look pretty Kim.
01:04:17.623 --> 01:04:18.003
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, thanks.
01:04:18.363 --> 01:04:20.744
[SPEAKER_07]: I love really wraps it all up, doesn't it?
01:04:21.224 --> 01:04:21.684
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my gosh.
01:04:21.704 --> 01:04:21.924
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my gosh.
01:04:21.944 --> 01:04:23.005
[SPEAKER_07]: Before without the lid.
01:04:23.385 --> 01:04:23.785
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
01:04:26.226 --> 01:04:27.706
[SPEAKER_00]: I've seen the little mermaid recently.
01:04:28.227 --> 01:04:28.687
[SPEAKER_07]: Ursula.
01:04:28.867 --> 01:04:29.127
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:04:30.584 --> 01:04:33.607
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm thinking Ursula was designed from a drag queen.
01:04:34.107 --> 01:04:35.128
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
01:04:35.588 --> 01:04:36.189
[SPEAKER_00]: I can see it.
01:04:37.590 --> 01:04:38.230
[SPEAKER_00]: I can see it.
01:04:38.731 --> 01:04:42.714
[SPEAKER_07]: More unfortunate souls in pain.
01:04:43.114 --> 01:04:46.457
[SPEAKER_00]: Mary says, I want it to be supernatural, but it's probably gases.
01:04:47.298 --> 01:04:49.159
[SPEAKER_07]: I just don't do my life every night.
01:04:50.780 --> 01:04:58.406
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I've not heard of another instance where there's been enough gases that have actually lifted eight hundred pounds.
01:04:59.106 --> 01:05:00.487
[SPEAKER_00]: Can't after Taco Bell.
01:05:00.827 --> 01:05:03.249
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true, but there was no Taco Bell back then.
01:05:05.451 --> 01:05:07.752
[SPEAKER_00]: Cody says he believes the secret tunnel.
01:05:07.932 --> 01:05:20.041
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's a good theory, but who has that much time to put in a secret tunnel and then go in there and just mess with shit?
01:05:21.014 --> 01:05:21.814
[SPEAKER_03]: You think it's fine.
01:05:21.834 --> 01:05:25.756
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I guess I'm just like so boring in my life that I'm like, I don't.
01:05:26.877 --> 01:05:27.317
[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
01:05:27.337 --> 01:05:27.417
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:05:28.178 --> 01:05:29.598
[SPEAKER_00]: Why would I want to do that?
01:05:29.618 --> 01:05:33.140
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Guy, nobody got time for that.
01:05:33.680 --> 01:05:35.141
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody got time for that.
01:05:36.182 --> 01:05:41.164
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, chat GPT says that human interference is the most plausible.
01:05:42.125 --> 01:05:43.565
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what chat GPT said.
01:05:43.585 --> 01:05:44.746
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's got to be true.
01:05:45.101 --> 01:05:46.121
[SPEAKER_04]: Eat a date chat.
01:05:47.022 --> 01:05:47.362
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:05:47.642 --> 01:05:51.984
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, chat GBT is not always correct.
01:05:52.824 --> 01:05:55.025
[SPEAKER_00]: And it can't think outside the box like that.
01:05:55.585 --> 01:05:57.206
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet it doesn't believe in aliens.
01:05:57.686 --> 01:05:58.106
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, not.
01:05:59.707 --> 01:06:00.347
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:06:00.367 --> 01:06:03.728
[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah says you'd be surprised what gases can do once you die.
01:06:03.748 --> 01:06:05.869
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:06:06.950 --> 01:06:07.470
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
01:06:09.802 --> 01:06:15.688
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, maybe if it doesn't have somewhere to escape, but you'd have to be making crap really buoyant.
01:06:16.429 --> 01:06:23.056
[SPEAKER_00]: And one of them is flipped over, like, I don't know.
01:06:23.076 --> 01:06:25.098
[SPEAKER_00]: That'd be a lot of sudden gas.
01:06:27.285 --> 01:06:42.496
[SPEAKER_00]: And I feel like in all honesty, if it was gas, before it would flip over any of that or move in a hundred pound coffin, I feel like it was just burst, crack the door or something.
01:06:44.057 --> 01:06:45.558
[SPEAKER_00]: And why wouldn't it move the sand?
01:06:47.279 --> 01:06:52.062
[SPEAKER_00]: Push it to the edge like, can't you in that lipstick?
01:06:52.122 --> 01:06:54.324
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't have no idea.
01:06:56.018 --> 01:07:03.282
[SPEAKER_03]: My best friend, my mom used to call it when we put lipstick on like this, that we looked like turkey, but holes turned inside out.
01:07:10.315 --> 01:07:13.137
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
01:07:13.638 --> 01:07:18.422
[SPEAKER_00]: Cody says a lot of places had secret tunnels from back in the day.
01:07:18.442 --> 01:07:20.143
[SPEAKER_00]: That is true.
01:07:20.183 --> 01:07:29.310
[SPEAKER_00]: There were a lot of secret tunnels, but I mean, there's not a good reason for them to have a tunnel in my opinion, I guess.
01:07:30.431 --> 01:07:31.892
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I'm just not a tunnel person.
01:07:32.213 --> 01:07:33.494
[SPEAKER_00]: Normally, you're hiding stuff.
01:07:33.994 --> 01:07:37.377
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe if they were going to, if they were hiding stuff in it, I don't know.
01:07:39.723 --> 01:07:40.943
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, don't pop your bra.
01:07:44.645 --> 01:07:45.585
[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome back, Josh.
01:07:45.625 --> 01:07:46.525
[SPEAKER_00]: This is fun.
01:07:46.545 --> 01:07:48.146
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm glad that you're enjoying it.
01:07:50.046 --> 01:07:50.587
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so.
01:07:50.827 --> 01:07:51.847
[SPEAKER_07]: What was your mystery again?
01:07:51.887 --> 01:07:52.407
[SPEAKER_07]: I was listening.
01:07:52.447 --> 01:07:54.068
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding.
01:07:54.528 --> 01:07:56.609
[SPEAKER_00]: My mystery today is where's Josh body?
01:07:56.729 --> 01:07:58.889
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna be about in my big yard.
01:07:58.909 --> 01:08:00.270
[SPEAKER_07]: I miss having long hair.
01:08:00.290 --> 01:08:01.230
[SPEAKER_07]: I might grow it out now.
01:08:01.250 --> 01:08:04.871
[SPEAKER_07]: I fucking turned back to home.
01:08:05.572 --> 01:08:06.792
[SPEAKER_07]: You're soon understand me.
01:08:08.478 --> 01:08:16.192
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll never forget when we were really young and we were watching, well, it shares concerts on TV or something, or she was performing somewhere.
01:08:16.392 --> 01:08:18.836
[SPEAKER_07]: Was it when we asked for her CD for Christmas?
01:08:19.406 --> 01:08:20.026
[SPEAKER_07]: Probably.
01:08:20.307 --> 01:08:23.789
[SPEAKER_07]: Back then, we only knew new music was coming out by commercials.
01:08:23.889 --> 01:08:35.657
[SPEAKER_07]: So they would have a CD commercial and it was her belief album, like, ninety ninety nine and it came out right before Christmas and we both asked our mom for it for Christmas.
01:08:35.777 --> 01:08:37.358
[SPEAKER_07]: And she was like, no.
01:08:38.839 --> 01:08:39.219
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
01:08:40.280 --> 01:08:41.962
[SPEAKER_00]: We're like eight, nine years old.
01:08:42.022 --> 01:08:43.223
[SPEAKER_00]: Mom, can we have share?
01:08:43.243 --> 01:08:53.112
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, and it was, I mean, I remember watching her like a concert or something and I remember she sang a song and then changed her hair.
01:08:53.132 --> 01:08:54.293
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we thought that was so.
01:08:54.554 --> 01:08:55.675
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
01:08:55.715 --> 01:08:56.936
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it's just crazy.
01:08:56.956 --> 01:08:57.897
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no idea what it was.
01:08:57.917 --> 01:08:58.517
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess that.
01:08:59.098 --> 01:09:01.280
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she sang another song and changed her hair.
01:09:01.300 --> 01:09:03.342
[SPEAKER_00]: I just remember one of them was like real shiny.
01:09:04.597 --> 01:09:05.437
[SPEAKER_07]: A dental wig.
01:09:05.497 --> 01:09:08.258
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, a dental, a dental wig.
01:09:08.298 --> 01:09:08.799
[SPEAKER_00]: I like that.
01:09:09.019 --> 01:09:09.639
[SPEAKER_07]: I love chair.
01:09:09.879 --> 01:09:12.980
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, she's dating like a thirty four year old man.
01:09:14.141 --> 01:09:15.141
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I saw that.
01:09:15.201 --> 01:09:16.041
[SPEAKER_07]: Our grandma's age.
01:09:16.222 --> 01:09:16.502
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:09:16.522 --> 01:09:17.922
[SPEAKER_07]: So the our grandma's taking one of us.
01:09:18.422 --> 01:09:19.423
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, when you got money.
01:09:19.443 --> 01:09:20.743
[SPEAKER_07]: I know you get a girl.
01:09:20.783 --> 01:09:22.064
[SPEAKER_07]: You, yeah, you do it.
01:09:22.084 --> 01:09:24.545
[SPEAKER_07]: You get a wife, you and look at whatever.
01:09:24.785 --> 01:09:25.885
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, across.
01:09:25.905 --> 01:09:28.726
[SPEAKER_07]: And front, back, front, back.
01:09:31.065 --> 01:09:41.871
[SPEAKER_07]: For her to buy her a Joan Rivers had a joke talking about facelifts and sharing her were good friends and she's like, yeah, I love share about I think she's going a little too heavy on the facelifts.
01:09:42.371 --> 01:09:45.493
[SPEAKER_07]: Last time we went for a bikini wax they had to start on her forehead.
01:09:49.735 --> 01:09:50.616
[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome back Kim.
01:09:52.346 --> 01:09:55.010
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh God, Kim is explaining what this feels a lot better.
01:09:55.630 --> 01:09:56.471
[SPEAKER_00]: She does.
01:09:56.772 --> 01:09:58.234
[SPEAKER_00]: She looks so good Kim.
01:09:58.814 --> 01:10:06.184
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you're joining us by video today and you're wondering, no one's trying to look your Todd Todd's Kim.
01:10:08.567 --> 01:10:11.049
[SPEAKER_00]: We should have her go outside in the wind, Josh says.
01:10:11.789 --> 01:10:20.215
[SPEAKER_00]: So I had full intentions of, I have, well, I have some cordless mics that actually will hook up to our equipment.
01:10:21.055 --> 01:10:27.280
[SPEAKER_00]: And I had an intention of setting those up for Josh and Kim to wear today, but I forgot them.
01:10:28.520 --> 01:10:29.381
[SPEAKER_00]: So we don't have those.
01:10:29.441 --> 01:10:35.165
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you're wondering, man, it would be nice if I could hear Josh, it's Kim's fault.
01:10:35.753 --> 01:10:36.253
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm my fault.
01:10:36.534 --> 01:10:37.594
[SPEAKER_00]: It is your fault, Kim.
01:10:38.435 --> 01:10:40.296
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna let you guys continue.
01:10:40.356 --> 01:10:42.118
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I go grab coffee real quick.
01:10:42.218 --> 01:10:42.438
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
01:10:42.778 --> 01:10:45.220
[SPEAKER_00]: Cause I bet that coffee is nice and good.
01:10:45.240 --> 01:10:47.942
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so excited.
01:10:48.482 --> 01:10:53.506
[SPEAKER_00]: If you wear that home or that makeup, Kim, I will not Ziggy.
01:10:53.826 --> 01:10:54.707
[SPEAKER_00]: It's gonna freak.
01:10:54.747 --> 01:10:56.088
[SPEAKER_00]: He would have no idea.
01:10:56.148 --> 01:10:58.730
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, can you imagine if you got pulled over them like that?
01:10:59.030 --> 01:11:00.311
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I can't even.
01:11:01.892 --> 01:11:02.673
[SPEAKER_00]: I cannot.
01:11:04.083 --> 01:11:07.486
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
01:11:07.766 --> 01:11:09.027
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my gosh.
01:11:09.948 --> 01:11:10.828
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
01:11:12.550 --> 01:11:14.251
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, she looks so pretty.
01:11:14.811 --> 01:11:17.113
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I've been in a Kim-Wit and Pete, you know.
01:11:18.394 --> 01:11:21.937
[SPEAKER_00]: We normally just cut her pee and out because normally she cuts us in the middle of the.
01:11:23.118 --> 01:11:26.921
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't always sometimes I leave it in because you guys are you done now?
01:11:27.261 --> 01:11:27.501
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:11:27.801 --> 01:11:29.283
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I'm going to take a picture.
01:11:31.805 --> 01:11:32.907
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Cam.
01:11:33.968 --> 01:11:35.650
[SPEAKER_00]: Aren't you just so cute?
01:11:35.670 --> 01:11:40.596
[SPEAKER_01]: She's rich!
01:11:43.079 --> 01:11:44.141
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, how cute.
01:11:44.161 --> 01:11:45.883
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I love it.
01:11:48.862 --> 01:11:49.722
[SPEAKER_03]: all morning this morning.
01:11:49.762 --> 01:11:52.483
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, my God, how did they talk me into doing this?
01:11:52.743 --> 01:11:54.223
[SPEAKER_03]: Why did I volunteer to do this?
01:11:54.523 --> 01:11:55.944
[SPEAKER_07]: It was just an idea.
01:11:56.444 --> 01:11:56.924
[SPEAKER_07]: It was.
01:11:57.144 --> 01:11:58.024
[SPEAKER_07]: We've blossomed.
01:11:58.684 --> 01:12:01.345
[SPEAKER_07]: I love one and idea turns into reality.
01:12:01.885 --> 01:12:02.205
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:12:02.445 --> 01:12:03.406
[SPEAKER_03]: What does my daughter say?
01:12:03.426 --> 01:12:05.886
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she looks so pretty.
01:12:06.046 --> 01:12:06.766
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me see.
01:12:06.786 --> 01:12:08.727
[SPEAKER_00]: Emily, are you still here?
01:12:11.118 --> 01:12:19.561
[SPEAKER_00]: Andrew says snatched Kathy says smoking and Jess has a little heart on her eyes
01:12:20.813 --> 01:12:22.535
[SPEAKER_00]: Sabine says, Oh my God, I love it.
01:12:22.595 --> 01:12:24.156
[SPEAKER_00]: Cody's giving you all the hearts.
01:12:24.837 --> 01:12:26.899
[SPEAKER_00]: KJ says, Look so good.
01:12:27.059 --> 01:12:27.619
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
01:12:27.719 --> 01:12:29.121
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel so good.
01:12:29.721 --> 01:12:31.983
[SPEAKER_00]: Cody says, Scooby-Snack.
01:12:34.245 --> 01:12:34.686
[SPEAKER_00]: Mary's.
01:12:34.866 --> 01:12:35.907
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God, loving it.
01:12:35.967 --> 01:12:36.968
[SPEAKER_00]: And Alicia's.
01:12:37.228 --> 01:12:38.289
[SPEAKER_00]: Kim's hot.
01:12:38.749 --> 01:12:39.510
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, baby.
01:12:39.530 --> 01:12:40.451
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you going to wear that?
01:12:42.973 --> 01:12:44.174
[SPEAKER_07]: You're never going to wear that crime car?
01:12:44.194 --> 01:12:49.196
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I did see that that other drag podcast killers cults and queens.
01:12:49.416 --> 01:12:53.738
[SPEAKER_07]: They were at crime car in UK and the drag queen did go and drag there.
01:12:53.758 --> 01:12:54.419
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, really?
01:12:55.359 --> 01:12:55.959
[SPEAKER_07]: I just didn't.
01:12:56.060 --> 01:12:58.721
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm overly cautious about sensitivity.
01:12:58.781 --> 01:13:06.445
[SPEAKER_07]: I know victims and people who, you know, I would rather not do something than ever me make someone feel like.
01:13:07.225 --> 01:13:07.665
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
01:13:07.705 --> 01:13:08.506
[SPEAKER_07]: That's for sure.
01:13:08.526 --> 01:13:14.229
[SPEAKER_07]: Not taken serious when a situation should be serious, but now that someone else has done it, I'm like, it's okay.
01:13:14.249 --> 01:13:14.949
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that is.
01:13:15.510 --> 01:13:15.710
[SPEAKER_00]: It is.
01:13:15.730 --> 01:13:16.830
[SPEAKER_00]: Some of that don't have to be the first.
01:13:17.070 --> 01:13:17.771
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
01:13:17.811 --> 01:13:18.031
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:13:19.387 --> 01:13:21.548
[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah says, can you put that on a shirt?
01:13:21.768 --> 01:13:22.288
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I know.
01:13:22.328 --> 01:13:23.148
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
01:13:23.468 --> 01:13:25.109
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I know why I don't have long hair.
01:13:25.129 --> 01:13:27.270
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't stand it in my eyes.
01:13:27.490 --> 01:13:37.653
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, it's fine that you say that Josh, because I sent Elise, who everyone, the Elise who is talking in the chat is one of the people who put on crime crime.
01:13:37.793 --> 01:13:39.954
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I figured I thought that was the right way.
01:13:40.014 --> 01:13:40.914
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I can tell Lisa.
01:13:40.954 --> 01:13:41.575
[SPEAKER_00]: I can tell Lisa.
01:13:41.595 --> 01:13:41.935
[SPEAKER_00]: I can tell Lisa.
01:13:41.955 --> 01:13:43.115
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't get any ideas.
01:13:43.135 --> 01:13:44.516
[SPEAKER_03]: I will not be in drag.
01:13:44.816 --> 01:13:45.396
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
01:13:45.436 --> 01:13:46.896
[SPEAKER_00]: I want you both to be her.
01:13:46.916 --> 01:13:47.997
[SPEAKER_00]: That would be amazing.
01:13:50.538 --> 01:13:53.300
[SPEAKER_07]: I am as tall as you are with my heels in my wig.
01:13:53.500 --> 01:13:55.281
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm about seven feet tall.
01:13:55.321 --> 01:13:57.122
[SPEAKER_00]: Imagine if I was in heels.
01:13:57.543 --> 01:13:58.163
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
01:13:58.183 --> 01:13:58.503
[SPEAKER_00]: I tear it.
01:13:58.763 --> 01:14:07.749
[SPEAKER_07]: I love it because I genuinely tear if I people when they don't expect it because I'm literally the biggest woman they've ever seen.
01:14:07.789 --> 01:14:08.830
[SPEAKER_07]: You can tell the brain stuff.
01:14:08.850 --> 01:14:09.130
[SPEAKER_07]: They're just
01:14:11.641 --> 01:14:15.223
[SPEAKER_00]: Emily said, Emily, that's such a piss response.
01:14:15.283 --> 01:14:17.844
[SPEAKER_00]: She says, I've never seen my mom with long hair.
01:14:17.884 --> 01:14:18.764
[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of odd.
01:14:19.205 --> 01:14:20.765
[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't say your mama looked pretty.
01:14:20.965 --> 01:14:22.086
[SPEAKER_00]: She loved her.
01:14:22.246 --> 01:14:22.786
[SPEAKER_00]: No, nothing.
01:14:22.886 --> 01:14:24.547
[SPEAKER_00]: No, nothing.
01:14:24.707 --> 01:14:25.308
[SPEAKER_00]: No, nothing.
01:14:25.368 --> 01:14:26.228
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet Amber was coming.
01:14:26.268 --> 01:14:27.268
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet Amber was coming.
01:14:27.349 --> 01:14:32.011
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet Amber would be like, she go talk shit about you when you lie here.
01:14:32.031 --> 01:14:35.412
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I ain't the worst of it.
01:14:35.552 --> 01:14:36.013
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:14:36.093 --> 01:14:37.293
[SPEAKER_00]: That is a Baptist comment.
01:14:37.333 --> 01:14:39.514
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I ain't the worst I've ever seen.
01:14:42.868 --> 01:14:45.270
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there's a straight one.
01:14:45.330 --> 01:14:46.291
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a straight one.
01:14:46.371 --> 01:14:47.211
[SPEAKER_03]: It's in my nose.
01:14:50.714 --> 01:14:51.955
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's a fine.
01:14:52.015 --> 01:14:54.977
[SPEAKER_00]: Emily says we're not those type of people to give comments.
01:14:58.210 --> 01:15:00.111
[SPEAKER_07]: Shane and I will compliment you.
01:15:00.592 --> 01:15:02.453
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll be sweet, but then we'll cut you down.
01:15:02.473 --> 01:15:03.914
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's just like my gosh.
01:15:03.954 --> 01:15:04.834
[SPEAKER_00]: You look so good.
01:15:05.234 --> 01:15:09.617
[SPEAKER_07]: If you were dead, I noticed we did it on our last unmasked one.
01:15:09.637 --> 01:15:12.199
[SPEAKER_07]: I did my last episode when I did touch your grass.
01:15:13.460 --> 01:15:20.384
[SPEAKER_07]: I went all that and then you said something about cam and then I had already something written in about Kimby and dust by the time we're old men.
01:15:20.704 --> 01:15:21.765
[SPEAKER_07]: Like we both do it.
01:15:21.825 --> 01:15:25.027
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we're like oh sweet moment, but then you're garbage.
01:15:25.067 --> 01:15:27.569
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how in the world I put up with both of you doing.
01:15:27.729 --> 01:15:29.571
[SPEAKER_00]: Emily says she looks so pretty.
01:15:29.591 --> 01:15:30.712
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, thank you.
01:15:30.732 --> 01:15:32.673
[SPEAKER_00]: It turned out trash.
01:15:32.713 --> 01:15:33.994
[SPEAKER_07]: How long did it take me to do?
01:15:34.795 --> 01:15:34.935
[SPEAKER_07]: It's
01:15:36.631 --> 01:15:37.792
[SPEAKER_02]: I think seven perities.
01:15:38.072 --> 01:15:38.472
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
01:15:38.732 --> 01:15:40.693
[SPEAKER_00]: So I started off with.
01:15:40.993 --> 01:15:46.236
[SPEAKER_00]: So Justin says that Sam says you look hot and you're giving a viral vibe.
01:15:46.536 --> 01:15:47.897
[SPEAKER_00]: I can see that.
01:15:48.157 --> 01:15:59.684
[SPEAKER_07]: I always no matter what I try to do, I like just naturally go towards a viral, even I'll try to style a wig and I'm like, you're the only one on the screen that you want to style.
01:16:00.064 --> 01:16:01.965
[SPEAKER_03]: I definitely want to have a good picture.
01:16:02.405 --> 01:16:04.687
[SPEAKER_03]: Take a good picture because I want to use it as my Facebook.
01:16:04.848 --> 01:16:05.829
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
01:16:06.369 --> 01:16:08.171
[SPEAKER_07]: We're going to get some glamour shots up.
01:16:08.211 --> 01:16:11.394
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because we're going to, I don't know, we'll get the lighting better on you.
01:16:11.434 --> 01:16:12.175
[SPEAKER_07]: And we'll have.
01:16:12.375 --> 01:16:13.116
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, they said.
01:16:13.437 --> 01:16:14.738
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so Elvira.
01:16:15.559 --> 01:16:15.939
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
01:16:15.959 --> 01:16:17.681
[SPEAKER_00]: So Elvira.
01:16:18.001 --> 01:16:18.582
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, guys.
01:16:18.662 --> 01:16:19.223
[SPEAKER_03]: It was fun.
01:16:20.455 --> 01:16:23.176
[SPEAKER_00]: You can get her dressed up like this if you don't her own fans.
01:16:24.516 --> 01:16:25.937
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd have to have a little shape in her.
01:16:25.957 --> 01:16:28.698
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to say that because you will make me an update.
01:16:28.798 --> 01:16:30.819
[SPEAKER_00]: I would happily make you an only fan.
01:16:30.879 --> 01:16:33.099
[SPEAKER_00]: If you want one, I would happily do that.
01:16:33.199 --> 01:16:33.599
[SPEAKER_00]: Just for you.
01:16:34.000 --> 01:16:37.181
[SPEAKER_07]: I have one made just in case for hard times.
01:16:38.741 --> 01:16:41.482
[SPEAKER_07]: If you have a fan on it, but yeah, I get it.
01:16:41.522 --> 01:16:42.222
[SPEAKER_07]: Just in case.
01:16:42.282 --> 01:16:43.743
[SPEAKER_07]: I get kind of like an investment.
01:16:43.763 --> 01:16:45.143
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, we could do it together.
01:16:45.183 --> 01:16:46.084
[SPEAKER_03]: You can do my makeup.
01:16:47.880 --> 01:16:53.965
[SPEAKER_07]: I love the lip on you because and that just the eyebrows having you with eyebrows is different that you can.
01:16:54.105 --> 01:16:56.727
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I see stuff that's open your eyes up more.
01:16:57.607 --> 01:17:00.349
[SPEAKER_07]: Like I'm like, oh, when you normally have glasses on.
01:17:00.389 --> 01:17:00.549
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
01:17:00.930 --> 01:17:03.051
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm like, oh, okay, you have really pretty blue eyes.
01:17:03.071 --> 01:17:04.733
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can't see a damn thing right now.
01:17:04.853 --> 01:17:06.114
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we're blurs.
01:17:06.134 --> 01:17:09.216
[SPEAKER_03]: I can make you up pretty good, but you are kind of blurry.
01:17:10.693 --> 01:17:20.203
[SPEAKER_07]: That's why I don't my worst vision is here on the eye makeup to because once you put the wig on, it's basically covered by an hour on something that ain't showing.
01:17:20.864 --> 01:17:24.267
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Debbie and Mary both say they see the alvire in you.
01:17:25.028 --> 01:17:26.230
[SPEAKER_00]: She's real old too.
01:17:26.470 --> 01:17:28.232
[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean she's in her sixties.
01:17:28.532 --> 01:17:30.935
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm much younger than her.
01:17:32.262 --> 01:17:32.842
[SPEAKER_07]: I love her.
01:17:32.882 --> 01:17:35.724
[SPEAKER_03]: She used to be in the, I would think that she would be in her late six.
01:17:35.744 --> 01:17:37.145
[SPEAKER_07]: I think she's sixty seven.
01:17:37.165 --> 01:17:38.506
[SPEAKER_07]: I follow her.
01:17:38.526 --> 01:17:39.286
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm she's ten years.
01:17:39.366 --> 01:17:40.607
[SPEAKER_07]: She's one of my sessions.
01:17:41.307 --> 01:17:42.988
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll be fifty seven years.
01:17:43.048 --> 01:17:43.629
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that her name?
01:17:43.729 --> 01:17:44.229
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
01:17:44.289 --> 01:17:45.910
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's not the version.
01:17:46.250 --> 01:17:53.295
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, she came out more recently, which a lot of people she said.
01:17:53.395 --> 01:17:57.177
[SPEAKER_07]: I think she said she felt she had to stay closeted because a lot of her
01:17:59.115 --> 01:18:01.396
[SPEAKER_07]: People that like are men because boobs.
01:18:01.677 --> 01:18:02.257
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
01:18:02.837 --> 01:18:05.358
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, well, you showed a total of them.
01:18:05.378 --> 01:18:08.240
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm losing mind speaking a total of them.
01:18:08.760 --> 01:18:14.043
[SPEAKER_07]: And this is behind the scenes.
01:18:14.243 --> 01:18:15.144
[SPEAKER_07]: They're falling out.
01:18:15.804 --> 01:18:16.925
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Lord.
01:18:16.945 --> 01:18:21.587
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're just should go to a bar see how long it takes to get a free drink.
01:18:24.817 --> 01:18:26.598
[SPEAKER_03]: I told you it felt like they were up around my neck.
01:18:26.658 --> 01:18:27.938
[SPEAKER_03]: They literally are.
01:18:27.958 --> 01:18:28.478
[SPEAKER_07]: They are.
01:18:29.179 --> 01:18:39.822
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, then your neck looks longer because I contoured just below the neck and then along the sides and that what it does is forces the eye to look at the lighter parts of your face.
01:18:40.282 --> 01:18:41.663
[SPEAKER_07]: So it really slams it.
01:18:41.743 --> 01:18:43.343
[SPEAKER_03]: So it gets rid of my double chin.
01:18:43.363 --> 01:18:44.364
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right now it doesn't look good.
01:18:44.384 --> 01:18:44.984
[SPEAKER_03]: You have one.
01:18:45.684 --> 01:18:48.125
[SPEAKER_07]: It just looks like chin and then along neck.
01:18:50.108 --> 01:18:50.889
[SPEAKER_07]: Tell you do that.
01:18:50.969 --> 01:18:51.689
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't look down.
01:18:51.749 --> 01:18:52.570
[SPEAKER_07]: Never look down.
01:18:52.590 --> 01:18:55.331
[SPEAKER_07]: Unless you're on your knees and he's above you.
01:18:55.351 --> 01:18:56.752
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't look down.
01:18:56.792 --> 01:18:57.833
[SPEAKER_07]: At that point, it doesn't matter.
01:18:57.913 --> 01:18:58.493
[SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't matter.
01:18:58.513 --> 01:19:03.216
[SPEAKER_07]: At that point, if you don't look ugly, you ain't doing it right.
01:19:03.736 --> 01:19:04.697
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
01:19:04.777 --> 01:19:06.238
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't believe he went to get coffee.
01:19:07.679 --> 01:19:08.499
[SPEAKER_07]: That doesn't matter.
01:19:08.599 --> 01:19:09.200
[SPEAKER_03]: There he is.
01:19:10.320 --> 01:19:11.881
[SPEAKER_07]: Doesn't she look purdy?
01:19:12.141 --> 01:19:16.284
[SPEAKER_07]: Did you ever think you'd see Kim look on like a southern CMT award,
01:19:21.088 --> 01:19:21.689
[SPEAKER_03]: Ridiculous.
01:19:22.109 --> 01:19:22.770
[SPEAKER_03]: Ridiculous.
01:19:22.790 --> 01:19:25.833
[SPEAKER_07]: Ah, I was born a coal miner's daughter.
01:19:25.913 --> 01:19:30.978
[SPEAKER_07]: Man, a holler or something.
01:19:31.198 --> 01:19:32.340
[SPEAKER_00]: Butcher holler.
01:19:33.581 --> 01:19:34.061
[SPEAKER_00]: What am I?
01:19:34.782 --> 01:19:35.303
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing.
01:19:35.783 --> 01:19:36.604
[SPEAKER_07]: Can't cough.
01:19:37.325 --> 01:19:37.905
[SPEAKER_07]: Can't more.
01:19:37.965 --> 01:19:38.666
[SPEAKER_07]: She coughed.
01:19:40.608 --> 01:19:42.850
[SPEAKER_07]: It's like we fen but it goes in the back.
01:19:46.777 --> 01:19:47.597
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's terrifying.
01:19:47.617 --> 01:19:48.537
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm starting to burn up.
01:19:48.557 --> 01:19:49.718
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm real bad.
01:19:49.738 --> 01:19:50.318
[SPEAKER_07]: Wigs are.
01:19:50.338 --> 01:19:50.938
[SPEAKER_00]: Because of the wig.
01:19:50.998 --> 01:19:51.878
[SPEAKER_00]: I keep the heat in.
01:19:51.898 --> 01:19:52.918
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
01:19:53.298 --> 01:19:54.519
[SPEAKER_03]: She's melting.
01:19:54.819 --> 01:19:55.199
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure.
01:19:55.219 --> 01:19:56.359
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll have to get some pictures.
01:19:56.379 --> 01:19:57.299
[SPEAKER_03]: Just call for your surgery.
01:19:57.359 --> 01:19:58.740
[SPEAKER_03]: So I can get this crap off.
01:19:58.960 --> 01:19:59.500
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like it.
01:20:00.840 --> 01:20:01.180
[SPEAKER_07]: It does.
01:20:01.400 --> 01:20:04.581
[SPEAKER_07]: It makes you feel a little claustrophobic, having to make up in the wig on.
01:20:05.081 --> 01:20:06.341
[SPEAKER_07]: Like I always have to fight that.
01:20:06.381 --> 01:20:09.262
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, I'm okay.
01:20:09.902 --> 01:20:11.842
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not being smothered, suffocated.
01:20:12.763 --> 01:20:14.583
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, I can't keep my boobs down there.
01:20:15.125 --> 01:20:18.426
[SPEAKER_07]: It's cute, the little leopard showing sexy.
01:20:18.726 --> 01:20:20.266
[SPEAKER_07]: Really goes with the barn dollar.
01:20:21.006 --> 01:20:22.647
[SPEAKER_07]: Missile barn dollar.
01:20:22.707 --> 01:20:23.707
[SPEAKER_00]: Missile barn dollar.
01:20:23.847 --> 01:20:25.627
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't pull a Jeanette Jackson.
01:20:26.107 --> 01:20:26.428
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
01:20:26.928 --> 01:20:27.448
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone says.
01:20:28.308 --> 01:20:29.068
[SPEAKER_03]: No, not at all.
01:20:29.428 --> 01:20:35.670
[SPEAKER_07]: She'll plow your fields and give you the most callous time job you've ever had.
01:20:35.750 --> 01:20:36.590
[SPEAKER_07]: Five dollars.
01:20:37.847 --> 01:20:40.410
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, the different strokes.
01:20:40.490 --> 01:20:43.793
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you, you have an only fans for that.
01:20:43.973 --> 01:20:45.915
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to go join us.
01:20:45.935 --> 01:20:47.817
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody out there that'll watch it.
01:20:48.378 --> 01:20:51.201
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, she was once married.
01:20:52.082 --> 01:20:56.046
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone at least did the dirty with her two times.
01:20:56.086 --> 01:20:56.426
[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
01:20:56.606 --> 01:20:57.928
[SPEAKER_00]: Because she has two kids.
01:20:58.856 --> 01:21:00.117
[SPEAKER_00]: Now does he have good standards?
01:21:00.137 --> 01:21:00.378
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
01:21:02.500 --> 01:21:03.160
[SPEAKER_00]: We love you, kid.
01:21:03.341 --> 01:21:03.881
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, can't win.
01:21:03.901 --> 01:21:04.582
[SPEAKER_00]: You get here.
01:21:04.602 --> 01:21:06.724
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's what's bar dollar.
01:21:06.784 --> 01:21:07.445
[SPEAKER_07]: Can's a dollar.
01:21:07.465 --> 01:21:08.025
[SPEAKER_07]: Can's dead.
01:21:08.766 --> 01:21:09.326
[SPEAKER_07]: Kim Dodd.
01:21:09.987 --> 01:21:11.088
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that what her name is?
01:21:11.188 --> 01:21:12.249
[SPEAKER_07]: A really bar dollar.
01:21:12.710 --> 01:21:13.290
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, baby.
01:21:13.310 --> 01:21:14.852
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, thank you.
01:21:14.872 --> 01:21:15.713
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they voted on.
01:21:16.013 --> 01:21:19.114
[SPEAKER_07]: She looks, that's why I tried to do the way by some country music.
01:21:19.754 --> 01:21:20.634
[SPEAKER_00]: Nice and country.
01:21:21.094 --> 01:21:22.274
[SPEAKER_00]: Nice and country.
01:21:22.955 --> 01:21:24.795
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if we were to start wrapping up, we can.
01:21:24.815 --> 01:21:26.895
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I have to get some pictures and.
01:21:27.355 --> 01:21:30.196
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, first.
01:21:30.256 --> 01:21:31.176
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to start melting.
01:21:31.376 --> 01:21:32.217
[SPEAKER_07]: I knew that I knew it.
01:21:32.257 --> 01:21:33.997
[SPEAKER_07]: We wouldn't have a long window once.
01:21:34.037 --> 01:21:34.177
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
01:21:34.217 --> 01:21:35.197
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, get this shit off me.
01:21:39.418 --> 01:21:48.682
[SPEAKER_00]: One useful thing about us doing this today is I learned like how easy it is that we can record and then also wet our patrons join us.
01:21:48.822 --> 01:21:51.443
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we're learning as we go.
01:21:51.583 --> 01:21:52.143
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:21:52.163 --> 01:21:54.184
[SPEAKER_07]: So we want to do that again.
01:21:54.244 --> 01:21:55.044
[SPEAKER_03]: We can do live.
01:21:55.524 --> 01:21:57.606
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, like they can join us normally.
01:21:57.726 --> 01:22:00.308
[SPEAKER_07]: We can still, you know, record it and put your stuff away.
01:22:00.448 --> 01:22:05.673
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but, you know, we're going to have to be careful because sometimes we cut out some of the things we say because we do.
01:22:05.833 --> 01:22:07.454
[SPEAKER_00]: We start talking shit about people.
01:22:07.474 --> 01:22:08.095
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we do.
01:22:08.155 --> 01:22:08.755
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we're alive.
01:22:09.176 --> 01:22:10.397
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I would never.
01:22:10.437 --> 01:22:11.177
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you can.
01:22:11.517 --> 01:22:14.920
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we, you can, but you got people who can hear it.
01:22:15.040 --> 01:22:15.841
[SPEAKER_00]: I love everybody.
01:22:15.861 --> 01:22:16.662
[SPEAKER_00]: I would never talk.
01:22:16.762 --> 01:22:17.783
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, well, yeah.
01:22:17.863 --> 01:22:18.583
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
01:22:18.944 --> 01:22:20.225
[SPEAKER_03]: The regular episode.
01:22:20.245 --> 01:22:22.707
[SPEAKER_03]: But the unmasked ones, it doesn't matter.
01:22:23.007 --> 01:22:27.114
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Kim, you know what you should do.
01:22:27.134 --> 01:22:36.511
[SPEAKER_00]: You need to tell our patrons the little thing that I told you this week about crime crime.
01:22:38.358 --> 01:22:39.639
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you want to let our cat out?
01:22:39.699 --> 01:22:42.600
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I guess I was going to put it on Facebook last week.
01:22:42.740 --> 01:22:43.320
[SPEAKER_00]: You should.
01:22:43.900 --> 01:22:45.441
[SPEAKER_07]: You should go ahead.
01:22:45.821 --> 01:22:48.082
[SPEAKER_07]: I know sometimes like crime con likes to.
01:22:48.162 --> 01:22:49.222
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, like release it on there.
01:22:49.282 --> 01:22:49.663
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:22:49.803 --> 01:22:52.664
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but this is just on patrons.
01:22:52.704 --> 01:22:54.244
[SPEAKER_00]: This is just our patron.
01:22:54.264 --> 01:22:55.185
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they can now.
01:22:55.245 --> 01:22:56.785
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Mary sent here, right?
01:22:57.225 --> 01:22:57.526
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
01:22:57.566 --> 01:23:00.687
[SPEAKER_03]: Mary's going to be extremely excited.
01:23:00.827 --> 01:23:01.787
[SPEAKER_03]: She's coming to crime con.
01:23:01.847 --> 01:23:02.547
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it so good?
01:23:02.647 --> 01:23:03.908
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she's on this comment.
01:23:04.188 --> 01:23:13.033
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope and I know for a fact when I mail out stuff to patrons, but there's a lot of them within a driving distance.
01:23:13.413 --> 01:23:17.615
[SPEAKER_03]: So they should probably get a ticket to go, considering.
01:23:18.656 --> 01:23:19.596
[SPEAKER_03]: Considering.
01:23:19.616 --> 01:23:20.937
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, what is it, Cam?
01:23:21.413 --> 01:23:22.755
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to do a live taping.
01:23:22.815 --> 01:23:23.376
[SPEAKER_00]: We are.
01:23:24.017 --> 01:23:25.719
[SPEAKER_00]: And you can come join us.
01:23:26.300 --> 01:23:27.382
[SPEAKER_07]: Not in our hotel room.
01:23:27.442 --> 01:23:28.063
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it is.
01:23:28.123 --> 01:23:32.970
[SPEAKER_07]: That would be for that only fair.
01:23:33.170 --> 01:23:34.352
[SPEAKER_07]: Come on to our room.
01:23:35.333 --> 01:23:35.954
[SPEAKER_07]: Bring a man.
01:23:37.135 --> 01:23:38.876
[SPEAKER_07]: You can't get in without a man.
01:23:39.757 --> 01:23:40.717
[SPEAKER_00]: Leave them at the door.
01:23:41.057 --> 01:23:41.898
[SPEAKER_00]: Leave them at the door.
01:23:42.058 --> 01:23:42.638
[SPEAKER_00]: Concession.
01:23:42.658 --> 01:23:46.380
[SPEAKER_03]: They can come and watch us do a lot of shit.
01:23:46.680 --> 01:23:52.183
[SPEAKER_00]: And I just wanted to tell our patrons that we were sent over contracts by crime crime.
01:23:52.324 --> 01:23:53.124
[SPEAKER_07]: It's felt so fish.
01:23:53.244 --> 01:23:55.445
[SPEAKER_00]: And Josh and I signed them immediately.
01:23:55.465 --> 01:23:59.447
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we had one of the people at crime crime, who we mad crime can.
01:23:59.567 --> 01:23:59.767
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
01:23:59.988 --> 01:24:00.308
[SPEAKER_00]: Kelly.
01:24:00.588 --> 01:24:00.828
[SPEAKER_03]: So.
01:24:02.209 --> 01:24:02.829
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me finish.
01:24:03.089 --> 01:24:03.890
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me finish.
01:24:04.570 --> 01:24:05.871
[SPEAKER_00]: This is why your divorce can.
01:24:06.653 --> 01:24:07.979
[SPEAKER_00]: Please let me finish.
01:24:08.662 --> 01:24:10.310
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my dick anyway
01:24:10.987 --> 01:24:15.930
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, we get an email from our lovely Kelly friend at CramCon.
01:24:16.370 --> 01:24:21.773
[SPEAKER_00]: And she says, hey guys, which I thought, you know, she don't listen because she didn't call us gang.
01:24:21.813 --> 01:24:22.353
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, gang.
01:24:22.613 --> 01:24:22.933
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
01:24:23.914 --> 01:24:25.935
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, not sour about a Kelly.
01:24:26.655 --> 01:24:27.015
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
01:24:27.415 --> 01:24:28.436
[SPEAKER_00]: Ain't better or not.
01:24:29.336 --> 01:24:30.337
[SPEAKER_00]: Not better at all.
01:24:30.357 --> 01:24:32.678
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope she burns in a fire in New Orleans.
01:24:32.998 --> 01:24:33.298
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
01:24:33.318 --> 01:24:36.320
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why it's in New Orleans, but
01:24:36.903 --> 01:24:39.225
[SPEAKER_00]: Quit playing with your tautos, damn you're on camera.
01:24:39.245 --> 01:24:40.145
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm losing it.
01:24:40.366 --> 01:24:41.927
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm losing it.
01:24:41.947 --> 01:24:42.887
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm losing it.
01:24:43.007 --> 01:24:43.688
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to stand up.
01:24:43.768 --> 01:24:44.689
[SPEAKER_03]: You never had it.
01:24:44.889 --> 01:24:46.570
[SPEAKER_03]: Excuse me, I'll be right back.
01:24:46.590 --> 01:24:47.911
[SPEAKER_07]: The girls are falling out.
01:24:48.111 --> 01:24:49.752
[SPEAKER_07]: I had to take that weight off your heart.
01:24:50.093 --> 01:24:51.974
[SPEAKER_07]: That way again, the headphones were killing me.
01:24:52.114 --> 01:24:52.354
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:24:52.995 --> 01:24:55.256
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, so we get this email from crime con.
01:24:55.717 --> 01:24:56.897
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was to all three of us.
01:24:57.057 --> 01:24:58.458
[SPEAKER_00]: And she was so sweet.
01:24:58.699 --> 01:25:01.240
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, thanks guys for signing forever.
01:25:01.601 --> 01:25:01.941
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:25:02.061 --> 01:25:03.162
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you not read the email?
01:25:03.822 --> 01:25:03.922
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
01:25:03.942 --> 01:25:04.743
[SPEAKER_00]: She copied you in it.
01:25:06.092 --> 01:25:08.653
[SPEAKER_00]: So you probably got somewhere in your book.
01:25:08.793 --> 01:25:10.233
[SPEAKER_07]: It went to my spam folder.
01:25:10.313 --> 01:25:12.374
[SPEAKER_07]: So it was like a day or two to like.
01:25:12.394 --> 01:25:13.994
[SPEAKER_00]: There you know, probably went to that.
01:25:14.234 --> 01:25:15.974
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't want to get on my laptop.
01:25:15.994 --> 01:25:17.455
[SPEAKER_07]: So zoom in.
01:25:18.375 --> 01:25:18.635
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
01:25:18.795 --> 01:25:19.835
[SPEAKER_00]: I do that too.
01:25:19.875 --> 01:25:20.035
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:25:20.115 --> 01:25:20.576
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm content.
01:25:20.596 --> 01:25:21.656
[SPEAKER_07]: So I wanted to read it.
01:25:21.756 --> 01:25:23.716
[SPEAKER_07]: Actually, you know, it's like an apple.
01:25:23.916 --> 01:25:24.176
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:25:24.236 --> 01:25:25.357
[SPEAKER_00]: I know I should actually read.
01:25:25.377 --> 01:25:26.197
[SPEAKER_00]: Three, three does.
01:25:27.337 --> 01:25:27.957
[SPEAKER_00]: What was that?
01:25:31.481 --> 01:25:34.262
[SPEAKER_00]: She had to put things back where they belong ever, definitely fellows.
01:25:35.303 --> 01:25:40.825
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, the e-mails tells us that Josh and I signed it.
01:25:40.945 --> 01:25:42.006
[SPEAKER_00]: We just need you, Kim.
01:25:42.966 --> 01:25:43.707
[SPEAKER_07]: Get to get him.
01:25:43.927 --> 01:25:44.347
[SPEAKER_00]: She did.
01:25:44.407 --> 01:25:44.927
[SPEAKER_00]: She got it.
01:25:44.947 --> 01:25:45.887
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm excited.
01:25:45.907 --> 01:25:47.128
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:25:47.188 --> 01:25:48.989
[SPEAKER_00]: We've never done a... Not to get her.
01:25:49.009 --> 01:25:49.269
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm excited.
01:25:49.309 --> 01:25:49.429
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:25:49.449 --> 01:25:50.169
[SPEAKER_00]: We've never done a... Not to get her.
01:25:50.189 --> 01:25:50.450
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm excited.
01:25:50.490 --> 01:25:51.330
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the problem.
01:25:53.147 --> 01:26:02.209
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have any idea what day she actually sent it because I hadn't checked my email all week long because I got a picture of my wife.
01:26:02.570 --> 01:26:04.490
[SPEAKER_00]: You should, you're a podcast.
01:26:04.550 --> 01:26:05.490
[SPEAKER_00]: You need to fix your mind.
01:26:05.530 --> 01:26:08.451
[SPEAKER_07]: We're going to be live in front of people and you gotta get it together.
01:26:08.531 --> 01:26:15.193
[SPEAKER_03]: You gotta get it together because I would get up and go to work and work from eight o'clock to four thirty then I would go home and eat dinner.
01:26:15.793 --> 01:26:19.036
[SPEAKER_03]: and edit podcasts until midnight one o'clock.
01:26:19.096 --> 01:26:22.540
[SPEAKER_07]: So I never even looked just to single mama works too.
01:26:22.620 --> 01:26:23.220
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
01:26:23.561 --> 01:26:23.881
[SPEAKER_07]: I know.
01:26:24.081 --> 01:26:29.807
[SPEAKER_07]: I am really appreciative of this because it was one of my like earlier this year I mentioned.
01:26:30.728 --> 01:26:34.872
[SPEAKER_07]: One day I'd like for us to do a live recording in front of an audience.
01:26:35.012 --> 01:26:35.553
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm excited.
01:26:35.573 --> 01:26:36.974
[SPEAKER_07]: A live studio audience.
01:26:37.014 --> 01:26:38.794
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, it helps with anxiety too.
01:26:39.215 --> 01:26:42.275
[SPEAKER_07]: Now that I'm like, I feel connected to the event.
01:26:43.236 --> 01:26:55.139
[SPEAKER_07]: You know me ever since I was like, twelve, I've been like, oh, there's a party that needs planning, put me in because if I'm a part of it, my anxiety, because I have a task to focus on versus like, there's so many people.
01:26:55.159 --> 01:26:57.039
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, I've got a task.
01:26:57.079 --> 01:26:57.940
[SPEAKER_07]: I have to accomplish.
01:26:57.960 --> 01:26:58.940
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to figure out what I'm doing.
01:27:00.139 --> 01:27:01.760
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, where's that bra?
01:27:03.361 --> 01:27:04.961
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't keep him in there.
01:27:04.981 --> 01:27:06.422
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't keep all the now.
01:27:06.502 --> 01:27:13.745
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, I submitted her walking across the room and just won't pop out on the mic.
01:27:14.065 --> 01:27:17.967
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone goes up to the one of the mics.
01:27:18.788 --> 01:27:22.189
[SPEAKER_00]: One of your dogs is around your ankle.
01:27:22.429 --> 01:27:23.950
[SPEAKER_03]: Not my size of a bra.
01:27:24.410 --> 01:27:28.592
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's squeezed real tight and they keep
01:27:29.555 --> 01:27:34.101
[SPEAKER_03]: It keeps writing up, but my things want to go down naturally.
01:27:34.121 --> 01:27:35.042
[SPEAKER_00]: Your thoughts.
01:27:35.082 --> 01:27:37.485
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so they want to fall.
01:27:38.486 --> 01:27:43.373
[SPEAKER_00]: So well, I have a little shit fire store for a little shit far.
01:27:45.576 --> 01:27:46.156
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, guys.
01:27:46.196 --> 01:27:48.477
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to travel to Demoy Iowa.
01:27:48.537 --> 01:27:50.558
[SPEAKER_00]: That was just over there.
01:27:50.718 --> 01:27:53.279
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to buy a backpack trip.
01:27:53.439 --> 01:27:53.939
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
01:27:53.959 --> 01:27:55.400
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you about the next episode.
01:27:56.060 --> 01:28:02.823
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to travel to July ninth, two thousand four a UPS driver named Carl is finishing his route.
01:28:03.643 --> 01:28:10.926
[SPEAKER_00]: When a six foot e-moo wearing a hot pink dog sweater sprints past his truck.
01:28:12.145 --> 01:28:20.912
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it just stole a perm membership, which Kim, I noticed that you are still using my YouTube TV membership.
01:28:22.161 --> 01:28:22.381
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh.
01:28:22.761 --> 01:28:22.922
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
01:28:23.362 --> 01:28:26.584
[SPEAKER_00]: Could you ever get that notification that there are too many people using it?
01:28:26.804 --> 01:28:26.944
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
01:28:27.164 --> 01:28:29.025
[SPEAKER_00]: And then you probably just go right past it, too.
01:28:29.065 --> 01:28:30.106
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't want to ask what I'm talking about.
01:28:30.126 --> 01:28:31.327
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't want to ask what I'm talking about.
01:28:31.347 --> 01:28:33.188
[SPEAKER_00]: Every time I'm like that, it'll be it.
01:28:33.448 --> 01:28:34.268
[SPEAKER_00]: It's never.
01:28:34.588 --> 01:28:37.590
[SPEAKER_03]: You did that the other day when I was trying to watch the Pacers final.
01:28:37.610 --> 01:28:37.890
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I know.
01:28:37.910 --> 01:28:39.371
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was the final ten minutes.
01:28:39.491 --> 01:28:41.072
[SPEAKER_03]: And I kept going back and going back in.
01:28:41.112 --> 01:28:43.274
[SPEAKER_03]: And then go back and go back in and it kept going to.
01:28:43.314 --> 01:28:43.574
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:28:43.654 --> 01:28:44.634
[SPEAKER_00]: She's doing her research.
01:28:44.734 --> 01:28:46.395
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Kim told me she was watching it.
01:28:46.415 --> 01:28:47.076
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she was watching it.
01:28:47.096 --> 01:28:50.398
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she was watching it on YouTube TV because I'm now going to keep throwing her ass off.
01:28:50.878 --> 01:28:51.579
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he did.
01:28:51.619 --> 01:28:52.960
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you just are a leader.
01:28:53.000 --> 01:28:53.680
[SPEAKER_00]: I get better.
01:28:53.780 --> 01:28:54.641
[SPEAKER_02]: DMH!
01:28:54.661 --> 01:28:56.182
[SPEAKER_02]: I have bastard.
01:28:56.603 --> 01:28:57.183
[SPEAKER_00]: You're a leech.
01:28:57.503 --> 01:28:58.604
[SPEAKER_00]: Not anyone.
01:28:58.724 --> 01:29:00.185
[SPEAKER_00]: UPS driver, Carl.
01:29:00.606 --> 01:29:01.106
[SPEAKER_00]: Driving.
01:29:01.466 --> 01:29:01.686
[SPEAKER_00]: Who?
01:29:01.987 --> 01:29:02.207
[SPEAKER_00]: Amy.
01:29:02.247 --> 01:29:02.467
[SPEAKER_00]: Who?
01:29:02.667 --> 01:29:03.488
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't six-footer.
01:29:04.929 --> 01:29:10.773
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Carl being a Midwestern hero attempts to corral the bird with an empty Amazon return box.
01:29:13.896 --> 01:29:15.017
[SPEAKER_00]: Miley Begas.
01:29:16.418 --> 01:29:19.340
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the, well, that's the, well, that's the Amy's Christian name.
01:29:21.005 --> 01:29:26.967
[SPEAKER_00]: Karate kicks the parcel into orbit and then gallops towards City Hall.
01:29:26.987 --> 01:29:30.589
[SPEAKER_00]: So what are flapping like Lady Gaga's backup dancers?
01:29:33.630 --> 01:29:35.530
[SPEAKER_00]: The police radio then kicks on.
01:29:36.131 --> 01:29:41.813
[SPEAKER_00]: Be advised large flightless poultry in traffic, not hostile.
01:29:43.033 --> 01:29:48.555
[SPEAKER_00]: Well officers pursue at a pace that's described as middle school gym class.
01:29:49.334 --> 01:29:54.357
[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, they were, they were trying to get it, but I mean, it would be really difficult to get this e-moo, right?
01:29:54.377 --> 01:29:58.020
[SPEAKER_07]: This is your second e-moo shit file.
01:29:58.040 --> 01:29:58.280
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:29:58.300 --> 01:29:58.460
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:30:01.390 --> 01:30:05.913
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the moral of the story always microchip your exotic pets.
01:30:06.694 --> 01:30:07.734
[SPEAKER_00]: It was someone's exotic.
01:30:07.915 --> 01:30:08.475
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Jesus.
01:30:08.555 --> 01:30:09.236
[SPEAKER_00]: And it got out.
01:30:09.256 --> 01:30:09.996
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
01:30:10.016 --> 01:30:12.898
[SPEAKER_07]: He moves are basically like the handers.
01:30:13.498 --> 01:30:16.340
[SPEAKER_03]: That happened with some zebras somewhere, not too long ago.
01:30:16.360 --> 01:30:19.363
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like people have, I mean, people aren't going to have
01:30:20.083 --> 01:30:22.506
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was against the law to have wild animals.
01:30:22.606 --> 01:30:24.087
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's in certain states.
01:30:25.048 --> 01:30:26.830
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm not sure if it's a federal law yet.
01:30:26.970 --> 01:30:27.611
[SPEAKER_00]: It might be.
01:30:27.871 --> 01:30:28.352
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
01:30:28.372 --> 01:30:30.074
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not stupid.
01:30:30.254 --> 01:30:32.997
[SPEAKER_07]: They're outlawing chimpanzees.
01:30:33.017 --> 01:30:39.504
[SPEAKER_07]: I know by two thousand twenty seven chimpanzees can no longer be like privately owned.
01:30:40.154 --> 01:30:44.138
[SPEAKER_00]: They shouldn't be right dogs cats if you want a bird.
01:30:44.198 --> 01:30:45.319
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a bird person.
01:30:45.359 --> 01:30:48.262
[SPEAKER_00]: There's people who are like tigers.
01:30:48.742 --> 01:30:49.663
[SPEAKER_03]: I was at work the other day.
01:30:49.763 --> 01:30:54.267
[SPEAKER_03]: I swear I see something new there every single day.
01:30:54.748 --> 01:30:55.869
[SPEAKER_03]: I was at work the other day.
01:30:55.949 --> 01:30:58.031
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a guy that come in and sit down.
01:30:58.551 --> 01:30:59.012
[SPEAKER_00]: Where were you?
01:30:59.752 --> 01:31:01.073
[SPEAKER_03]: at work the other day.
01:31:01.093 --> 01:31:07.416
[SPEAKER_03]: And this guy comes in and he sits down and I look up and he's got a huge parrot sitting on his.
01:31:07.556 --> 01:31:07.996
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh Jesus.
01:31:08.236 --> 01:31:10.237
[SPEAKER_03]: Our live parrot sitting on his.
01:31:11.003 --> 01:31:11.303
[SPEAKER_03]: shoulder.
01:31:11.463 --> 01:31:12.723
[SPEAKER_03]: Get that damn bird.
01:31:12.983 --> 01:31:16.964
[SPEAKER_03]: And everybody looked up, but nobody all seen it except for me.
01:31:17.745 --> 01:31:21.325
[SPEAKER_03]: So I ended up calling his number up and took care of him.
01:31:21.906 --> 01:31:27.907
[SPEAKER_03]: And just as soon as he came up, I said something about the bird and everybody's like, bird, what bird?
01:31:27.927 --> 01:31:31.368
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, this is a, there's a guy with a bird.
01:31:32.488 --> 01:31:33.829
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no bird there.
01:31:34.129 --> 01:31:34.910
[SPEAKER_03]: So crazy.
01:31:34.990 --> 01:31:39.554
[SPEAKER_03]: Some of the things that I see there is just I always think I've seen it all now.
01:31:39.634 --> 01:31:40.534
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen it all now.
01:31:40.595 --> 01:31:43.837
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I just think every day like a nine different years old.
01:31:44.117 --> 01:31:47.460
[SPEAKER_07]: If you get a parrot, that's a and it was beautiful.
01:31:47.540 --> 01:31:49.642
[SPEAKER_07]: It was make arrangements for when you to hide.
01:31:49.722 --> 01:31:50.362
[SPEAKER_03]: It was red.
01:31:50.422 --> 01:31:51.023
[SPEAKER_03]: It was beautiful.
01:31:51.793 --> 01:31:55.674
[SPEAKER_07]: I'd like it when people take care of them, but most of them don't.
01:31:55.814 --> 01:31:59.035
[SPEAKER_03]: He said that it pouts when he doesn't take it when he goes out.
01:31:59.855 --> 01:32:01.596
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my God, that is hilarious.
01:32:01.856 --> 01:32:03.416
[SPEAKER_07]: Mother ever hurt.
01:32:03.916 --> 01:32:05.657
[SPEAKER_00]: Pick me with her.
01:32:05.797 --> 01:32:07.077
[SPEAKER_00]: Pick me to your later.
01:32:07.097 --> 01:32:08.938
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a shit on your pillow.
01:32:13.862 --> 01:32:17.963
[SPEAKER_00]: Some people have crazy pets, but if you own a tiger, what the hell you need a tiger for?
01:32:17.983 --> 01:32:19.424
[SPEAKER_00]: A death wish.
01:32:19.824 --> 01:32:20.604
[SPEAKER_07]: I saw a video.
01:32:20.764 --> 01:32:31.047
[SPEAKER_07]: There was some rich tourist was getting his picture taken with a tiger, and he turned his back to the tiger, which you're not supposed to, and the tiger started biting his leg.
01:32:32.422 --> 01:32:35.085
[SPEAKER_07]: You couldn't see anything after that, but you could hear it.
01:32:35.105 --> 01:32:35.305
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:35.325 --> 01:32:35.846
[SPEAKER_06]: Like I had a good outcome.
01:32:35.866 --> 01:32:36.086
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god.
01:32:36.106 --> 01:32:36.287
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god.
01:32:36.307 --> 01:32:36.527
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:36.547 --> 01:32:36.747
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:36.767 --> 01:32:36.987
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:37.027 --> 01:32:37.228
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:37.248 --> 01:32:37.428
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01:32:37.648 --> 01:32:37.828
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01:32:37.848 --> 01:32:38.029
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01:32:38.049 --> 01:32:38.229
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01:32:38.249 --> 01:32:38.449
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01:32:38.890 --> 01:32:39.070
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01:32:39.090 --> 01:32:39.270
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01:32:39.290 --> 01:32:39.470
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01:32:39.490 --> 01:32:39.690
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01:32:39.711 --> 01:32:39.891
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01:32:39.911 --> 01:32:40.652
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01:32:42.554 --> 01:32:42.734
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01:32:46.799 --> 01:32:47.059
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:47.119 --> 01:32:47.359
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:47.379 --> 01:32:47.640
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:47.680 --> 01:32:47.880
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:47.900 --> 01:32:48.200
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:48.220 --> 01:32:48.441
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:48.461 --> 01:32:48.781
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god
01:32:49.001 --> 01:32:50.121
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a buffalo.
01:32:50.521 --> 01:32:52.882
[SPEAKER_07]: It is a natural selection.
01:32:53.802 --> 01:32:54.902
[SPEAKER_00]: Natural selection.
01:32:55.022 --> 01:32:55.743
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me go pet it.
01:32:55.763 --> 01:32:59.824
[SPEAKER_07]: And then there won't, like, I don't know why it stabbed me with a torrent.
01:32:59.984 --> 01:33:00.244
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:33:01.464 --> 01:33:01.824
[SPEAKER_00]: Idiots.
01:33:02.444 --> 01:33:02.764
[SPEAKER_00]: Idiots.
01:33:02.944 --> 01:33:12.547
[SPEAKER_00]: So news to you guys is, so of course our website is down temporarily as I'm trying to do some updates for it.
01:33:12.747 --> 01:33:12.947
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:33:13.807 --> 01:33:13.987
[SPEAKER_00]: So
01:33:15.459 --> 01:33:18.420
[SPEAKER_00]: Some new things will be coming when the website goes live again.
01:33:18.440 --> 01:33:19.961
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm really excited.
01:33:19.981 --> 01:33:21.101
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you going to tell us about it?
01:33:21.121 --> 01:33:22.262
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, should I?
01:33:22.582 --> 01:33:23.142
[SPEAKER_07]: Were you at work?
01:33:23.162 --> 01:33:23.682
[SPEAKER_07]: Were you Kim?
01:33:28.884 --> 01:33:33.986
[SPEAKER_00]: The other day when I was at work, I was at work, I was at work work work work work work work work work work work.
01:33:34.506 --> 01:33:38.388
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, when the website goes live again, there's going to be some cool changes.
01:33:38.788 --> 01:33:39.068
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
01:33:39.308 --> 01:33:42.829
[SPEAKER_00]: There might be some cool merchandise.
01:33:43.369 --> 01:33:44.210
[SPEAKER_00]: Some tapes over.
01:33:45.977 --> 01:33:47.838
[SPEAKER_00]: Tasteful, nude, Josh.
01:33:48.538 --> 01:33:49.458
[SPEAKER_00]: Good, Laura.
01:33:49.618 --> 01:33:53.640
[SPEAKER_00]: No one's paying for that because you can find it for free.
01:33:53.760 --> 01:33:54.220
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
01:33:54.800 --> 01:33:55.560
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're a Google it.
01:33:56.381 --> 01:34:04.883
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, there might be some cool merch that pops up based on some of the previous things that we have said on the show.
01:34:04.903 --> 01:34:07.124
[SPEAKER_00]: I know people are going to really enjoy it.
01:34:07.344 --> 01:34:08.745
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's going to be really good.
01:34:08.765 --> 01:34:09.665
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to put my face on it.
01:34:09.785 --> 01:34:11.506
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to t-shirt that face.
01:34:11.546 --> 01:34:12.026
[SPEAKER_00]: Kim and drag.
01:34:12.086 --> 01:34:12.446
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:34:12.506 --> 01:34:13.586
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and Scooby Snack.
01:34:15.247 --> 01:34:15.447
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:34:17.030 --> 01:34:18.853
[SPEAKER_00]: Like you're just a scubby snack, you know?
01:34:19.173 --> 01:34:21.016
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I thought you weren't getting what I was saying.
01:34:21.056 --> 01:34:21.777
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:21.797 --> 01:34:22.498
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:22.518 --> 01:34:23.079
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:23.099 --> 01:34:24.480
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:24.521 --> 01:34:25.001
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:25.061 --> 01:34:25.902
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:25.943 --> 01:34:26.884
[SPEAKER_07]: She hung her hair.
01:34:26.904 --> 01:34:28.606
[SPEAKER_07]: She hung her hair.
01:34:28.706 --> 01:34:29.447
[SPEAKER_07]: She hung her hair.
01:34:29.507 --> 01:34:31.330
[SPEAKER_07]: She hung her hair.
01:34:31.450 --> 01:34:32.251
[SPEAKER_02]: She hung her hair.
01:34:32.331 --> 01:34:33.072
[SPEAKER_02]: She hung her hair.
01:34:34.130 --> 01:34:48.639
[SPEAKER_00]: I kind of want to have like a video of a race and money and all the people who have like fat fetishes because like, you know, there are people who like to watch people eat like, yeah, and we'll be like, we'll give her a Twinkie when we raise two hundred dollars.
01:34:49.240 --> 01:34:53.603
[SPEAKER_00]: And then yeah, then we just like shove it in your mouth.
01:34:54.023 --> 01:34:54.843
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the Grinch.
01:34:54.984 --> 01:34:55.404
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:34:55.484 --> 01:35:00.627
[SPEAKER_03]: And then it just has like a higher and how the holiday jubilation.
01:35:00.647 --> 01:35:00.947
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
01:35:01.688 --> 01:35:02.448
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's cute.
01:35:03.829 --> 01:35:05.250
[SPEAKER_07]: This isn't pudding.
01:35:09.133 --> 01:35:10.414
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we're speaking Emily's language.
01:35:10.434 --> 01:35:11.575
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the Grinch.
01:35:11.715 --> 01:35:15.298
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so there was going to be some new stuff on the website.
01:35:15.358 --> 01:35:16.439
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm really excited about it.
01:35:16.539 --> 01:35:16.939
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
01:35:17.139 --> 01:35:21.523
[SPEAKER_00]: But along with every new episode that we release,
01:35:23.042 --> 01:35:24.003
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys don't know this yet.
01:35:24.063 --> 01:35:27.186
[SPEAKER_00]: And I know how you guys love being told new things on the air.
01:35:27.206 --> 01:35:27.426
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:35:27.687 --> 01:35:28.227
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
01:35:28.267 --> 01:35:29.929
[SPEAKER_03]: We just love it.
01:35:30.810 --> 01:35:31.510
[SPEAKER_00]: Where's my purse?
01:35:31.871 --> 01:35:36.415
[SPEAKER_00]: There will be a newsletter that we start releasing.
01:35:36.435 --> 01:35:36.675
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
01:35:36.715 --> 01:35:36.795
[SPEAKER_00]: So.
01:35:38.817 --> 01:35:44.719
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be so cool because it's going to give a little sneak peek into the next episode for the next week.
01:35:45.319 --> 01:35:51.260
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's going to dive a little bit deeper into the mystery that we're talking about along with pictures.
01:35:51.621 --> 01:35:52.001
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
01:35:52.081 --> 01:36:02.023
[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe if there's any other kind of similar mystery, or maybe we forgot to talk about something about that mystery on the episode, that will be in the newsletter too.
01:36:02.103 --> 01:36:03.304
[SPEAKER_00]: I can dare update.
01:36:04.804 --> 01:36:07.407
[SPEAKER_00]: and some mystery update update.
01:36:07.527 --> 01:36:08.888
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I like that.
01:36:08.928 --> 01:36:15.974
[SPEAKER_00]: But it'll also be really cool too because we can use it as a way to share things going on in our life that week.
01:36:16.514 --> 01:36:18.336
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I thought it would be really cool.
01:36:18.856 --> 01:36:19.717
[SPEAKER_00]: Really fun.
01:36:19.857 --> 01:36:20.158
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:36:20.638 --> 01:36:21.899
[SPEAKER_07]: Thought I had a heart attack.
01:36:21.979 --> 01:36:22.800
[SPEAKER_07]: It was just gas.
01:36:24.793 --> 01:36:33.021
[SPEAKER_00]: And then all the stuff directly updates, all the crypts and the local cemetery, every single time you said crypts, all like I think it was.
01:36:33.221 --> 01:36:34.542
[SPEAKER_07]: But what about the blades?
01:36:35.923 --> 01:36:38.806
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, you know, horrible.
01:36:43.049 --> 01:36:43.730
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, gang.
01:36:43.810 --> 01:36:47.153
[SPEAKER_00]: So don't forget, you can follow us on our Facebook.
01:36:48.354 --> 01:36:49.816
[SPEAKER_00]: And what is our Facebook Josh?
01:36:50.216 --> 01:36:51.197
[SPEAKER_00]: It's Mr. Ian.
01:36:51.778 --> 01:36:52.018
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:36:52.559 --> 01:36:53.920
[SPEAKER_00]: And we have a Facebook group.
01:36:54.261 --> 01:36:55.722
[SPEAKER_00]: What's the Facebook group, Coach?
01:36:55.902 --> 01:36:57.884
[SPEAKER_00]: Shane and Josh's rabbit hole.
01:36:57.944 --> 01:36:58.325
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:36:58.885 --> 01:37:00.227
[SPEAKER_00]: Come finger our hole with us.
01:37:00.427 --> 01:37:01.648
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, get in there nice and deeply.
01:37:01.668 --> 01:37:02.049
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:37:02.449 --> 01:37:04.331
[SPEAKER_00]: We get in there nice and deeply with our mysteries.
01:37:04.623 --> 01:37:07.444
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, if you have any of our tumblers, please post pictures.
01:37:07.464 --> 01:37:07.965
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:37:08.125 --> 01:37:08.585
[SPEAKER_00]: Tagas.
01:37:08.765 --> 01:37:10.006
[SPEAKER_07]: I like that cookie one.
01:37:10.886 --> 01:37:11.346
[SPEAKER_07]: The face.
01:37:11.446 --> 01:37:13.987
[SPEAKER_07]: It looks like we're like cookies.
01:37:14.428 --> 01:37:16.569
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, speaking of cookies, Josh.
01:37:16.889 --> 01:37:17.889
[SPEAKER_00]: We almost forgot.
01:37:18.069 --> 01:37:18.430
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:37:19.410 --> 01:37:20.471
[SPEAKER_00]: You want to grab us again?
01:37:20.491 --> 01:37:22.872
[SPEAKER_00]: Josh, you're going to grab us a cookie real quick.
01:37:22.912 --> 01:37:24.513
[SPEAKER_00]: Josh, may some of the best cookies.
01:37:24.653 --> 01:37:25.273
[SPEAKER_00]: I love.
01:37:25.373 --> 01:37:27.254
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like the container it's in.
01:37:28.775 --> 01:37:29.235
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
01:37:29.575 --> 01:37:31.276
[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe I do recognize it.
01:37:31.316 --> 01:37:32.356
[SPEAKER_00]: Was it from grandma's?
01:37:32.376 --> 01:37:32.937
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:37:32.957 --> 01:37:33.457
[SPEAKER_00]: I fall so.
01:37:37.192 --> 01:37:38.233
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, just like that.
01:37:38.433 --> 01:37:39.474
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it did.
01:37:39.834 --> 01:37:40.854
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it might be hers.
01:37:40.915 --> 01:37:42.636
[SPEAKER_07]: The source had this melted spot.
01:37:42.756 --> 01:37:44.317
[SPEAKER_07]: One that got too close to the stove.
01:37:44.377 --> 01:37:45.157
[SPEAKER_07]: Just like that.
01:37:46.738 --> 01:37:47.619
[SPEAKER_02]: And could be.
01:37:47.979 --> 01:37:48.679
[SPEAKER_07]: I never know.
01:37:49.040 --> 01:37:52.502
[SPEAKER_07]: Uncle's ex might have donated to stuff.
01:37:53.603 --> 01:37:54.003
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
01:37:56.124 --> 01:37:59.266
[SPEAKER_00]: Josh, just let me pull out four cookies on that thing and you didn't smack my hand.
01:37:59.306 --> 01:37:59.586
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing.
01:37:59.646 --> 01:38:00.747
[SPEAKER_00]: I was just joking around.
01:38:00.767 --> 01:38:02.909
[SPEAKER_00]: I made me a dozen for home already.
01:38:05.548 --> 01:38:07.209
[SPEAKER_00]: These are so good.
01:38:07.269 --> 01:38:07.690
[SPEAKER_00]: They are good.
01:38:08.150 --> 01:38:08.750
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
01:38:09.811 --> 01:38:10.572
[SPEAKER_03]: I love peanut butter one.
01:38:10.592 --> 01:38:10.832
[SPEAKER_07]: Mmm.
01:38:13.474 --> 01:38:18.697
[SPEAKER_07]: Make a good snicker doodle and a good peanut butter and I do make a good snicker peanut butter cookie.
01:38:19.418 --> 01:38:20.158
[SPEAKER_07]: I kind of mix them.
01:38:20.178 --> 01:38:21.139
[SPEAKER_02]: Mmm.
01:38:21.279 --> 01:38:21.840
[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds good.
01:38:22.040 --> 01:38:22.440
[SPEAKER_07]: They are.
01:38:22.900 --> 01:38:25.182
[SPEAKER_07]: I do add cinnamon to my peanut butter cookies.
01:38:25.262 --> 01:38:27.604
[SPEAKER_07]: I feel like it enhances.
01:38:27.804 --> 01:38:28.124
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
01:38:28.544 --> 01:38:28.804
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:38:28.824 --> 01:38:30.926
[SPEAKER_00]: I can see that.
01:38:32.200 --> 01:38:34.747
[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, I'm so thankful for our cool pins.
01:38:35.168 --> 01:38:37.234
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, we have like a shit ton of.
01:38:37.474 --> 01:38:37.855
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:38:38.276 --> 01:38:39.861
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I originally bought them.
01:38:40.685 --> 01:38:42.566
[SPEAKER_00]: I have them made to give out a crime crime.
01:38:42.586 --> 01:38:43.326
[SPEAKER_00]: And we forgot them.
01:38:43.787 --> 01:38:44.047
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:38:44.187 --> 01:38:44.887
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I forgot them.
01:38:44.967 --> 01:38:46.428
[SPEAKER_00]: But I'm kind of glad I did because.
01:38:46.448 --> 01:38:47.408
[SPEAKER_00]: And we lost them.
01:38:47.468 --> 01:38:48.709
[SPEAKER_00]: If you don't listen to them.
01:38:49.449 --> 01:38:50.810
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, when we have a bunch of them still.
01:38:51.210 --> 01:38:56.353
[SPEAKER_00]: But if we gave these out, I would have been so disappointed because like a lot of those people would never have listened to us.
01:38:56.373 --> 01:38:57.313
[SPEAKER_00]: And then they have a pin.
01:38:57.373 --> 01:38:58.854
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like the best pin in the world.
01:38:59.454 --> 01:39:00.154
[SPEAKER_07]: It was fun.
01:39:00.234 --> 01:39:07.238
[SPEAKER_07]: Like when people come by because either they'll, they're actually interested in those top and talk to you or they won't like just want you.
01:39:07.698 --> 01:39:09.479
[SPEAKER_07]: They just do the drive by just like a
01:39:10.059 --> 01:39:12.460
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah, great as much as here for free shit.
01:39:12.900 --> 01:39:18.462
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that one lady tried to take like I had crafted a one of our postcards on a wooden block.
01:39:18.982 --> 01:39:23.764
[SPEAKER_07]: So it can stand up as a display and she's just walked with like, oh, oh, oh, can I take it?
01:39:23.864 --> 01:39:25.245
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, that's or display.
01:39:26.723 --> 01:39:31.905
[SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, if you went to our house, I bet you can't walk on the floor.
01:39:32.065 --> 01:39:32.425
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
01:39:32.605 --> 01:39:33.425
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
01:39:33.485 --> 01:39:34.645
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet she's been on that show.
01:39:34.665 --> 01:39:39.607
[SPEAKER_07]: I really tried to take stuff that I like actively like or listen.
01:39:39.627 --> 01:39:40.587
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I'll use.
01:39:40.647 --> 01:39:43.208
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because, you know, they spent money on that.
01:39:43.368 --> 01:39:43.748
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:39:44.148 --> 01:39:44.549
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to.
01:39:44.609 --> 01:39:46.389
[SPEAKER_00]: And you do, you spend a lot of money on that stuff.
01:39:46.409 --> 01:39:46.669
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:39:46.729 --> 01:39:47.029
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:39:47.289 --> 01:39:49.010
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, no, I'd collect the pins.
01:39:49.946 --> 01:39:56.708
[SPEAKER_07]: I do, but just of like ones that I either like listen to or are am interested in that.
01:39:56.788 --> 01:39:57.649
[SPEAKER_07]: It helps me remember.
01:39:58.189 --> 01:40:02.070
[SPEAKER_07]: Then I get home and I look at my laying your end of pens and I'm like, Oh, yeah, Spotify.
01:40:04.451 --> 01:40:04.971
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, guys.
01:40:05.011 --> 01:40:07.272
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, thanks for joining us on our lives.
01:40:08.032 --> 01:40:08.753
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see you.
01:40:08.853 --> 01:40:10.453
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was very fun.
01:40:10.533 --> 01:40:12.794
[SPEAKER_07]: Our next live will probably be crime come.
01:40:13.014 --> 01:40:14.495
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm excited.
01:40:14.515 --> 01:40:18.759
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope that we'll probably ask the pictures after they take some pictures of me.
01:40:18.899 --> 01:40:20.520
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we'll get some glamorous shots.
01:40:21.100 --> 01:40:27.766
[SPEAKER_00]: And well, later today, also post a couple extra pictures because Josh came over to my house today.
01:40:28.326 --> 01:40:39.194
[SPEAKER_00]: I had a little mowing to do, and he saw that my gardens could use a little work, and so I took a picture of us before we got started, and it is the cutest thing.
01:40:39.214 --> 01:40:40.936
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to be so tickled when you saw it.
01:40:40.956 --> 01:40:42.317
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, and our garden outfits.
01:40:42.597 --> 01:40:42.857
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:40:43.918 --> 01:40:49.642
[SPEAKER_00]: One of us looks me and leave the other one, doesn't work me and leave the other one, doesn't work me and leave the other one.
01:40:49.882 --> 01:40:50.162
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:40:51.203 --> 01:40:52.945
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, guys, what we're catching next week.
01:40:53.545 --> 01:40:54.065
[SPEAKER_00]: We love you.
01:40:54.246 --> 01:40:55.226
[SPEAKER_04]: Talk at you later.
01:40:55.246 --> 01:40:55.306
[SPEAKER_04]: Bye.
01:40:55.607 --> 01:40:57.168
[SPEAKER_04]: Bye.
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[UNKNOWN]: Well, hello.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can see you are a booby sticking up on your shirt.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You need to put a pull back.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's hard left.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no,
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[SPEAKER_00]: on our Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We've recorded last week.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Josh putting Kim all up in drag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She turned in the Beverly bar.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was so cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're gonna love it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I give you guys a mystery while he's doing it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So enjoy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to share it out with you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was really cool because our patrons could join us live.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm going to watch it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We got a
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you could, oh my gosh, she's just so cool.
01:11.927 --> 01:12.988
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to enjoy it.
01:13.808 --> 01:16.330
[SPEAKER_00]: And I didn't know Kim could look like that.
01:16.630 --> 01:17.431
[SPEAKER_00]: She looked like a woman.
01:17.551 --> 01:18.611
[SPEAKER_03]: She's pretty darn good.
01:18.631 --> 01:19.252
[SPEAKER_00]: You did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She feels good.
01:20.092 --> 01:25.055
[SPEAKER_00]: You should have accidentally sent a picture to your ex-husband.
01:25.175 --> 01:26.136
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, oops, I'm so sorry.
01:26.176 --> 01:32.820
[SPEAKER_07]: I've never seen her turn her face book profile before as quickly like that.
01:32.860 --> 01:33.200
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
01:33.260 --> 01:33.480
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
01:33.520 --> 01:33.980
[SPEAKER_06]: Look at her.
01:34.000 --> 01:34.441
[SPEAKER_06]: Check it out.
01:37.642 --> 01:39.243
[SPEAKER_03]: That one's probably going to stay for a while.
01:39.803 --> 01:40.904
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was good.
01:41.344 --> 01:46.366
[SPEAKER_00]: But hey guys, enjoy it and we'll talk to you guys again next week.
01:46.786 --> 01:47.767
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.
01:47.827 --> 01:47.947
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.
01:49.468 --> 01:54.170
[SPEAKER_00]: And we are live and I've already shared it on to our Patreon.
01:54.350 --> 01:56.631
[SPEAKER_00]: So hopefully it's working.
01:56.751 --> 01:59.512
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you send that link to the other people?
01:59.692 --> 02:03.774
[SPEAKER_03]: The one Patreon person and what on a minute?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to do that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to do it right now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't I like your wig?
02:09.755 --> 02:11.739
[SPEAKER_00]: It looks very real.
02:11.839 --> 02:14.182
[SPEAKER_00]: If I didn't know, I probably would be.
02:14.243 --> 02:15.304
[SPEAKER_07]: It might be human.
02:15.745 --> 02:18.629
[SPEAKER_07]: They were given to me for our lady who has given my be.
02:18.670 --> 02:20.332
[SPEAKER_02]: That is something we cannot.
02:21.893 --> 02:24.735
[SPEAKER_07]: It might be- Well, she gave me like six wigs.
02:24.935 --> 02:26.216
[SPEAKER_07]: This is the shortest one.
02:26.256 --> 02:30.959
[SPEAKER_07]: I have one that looks like Meg Ryan from you've got male, which I cannot wait.
02:31.540 --> 02:39.125
[SPEAKER_07]: I already have the moon move picked out to go along with it, and it's gonna be a part of my stand-up character.
02:39.165 --> 02:40.226
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm creating it.
02:40.866 --> 02:47.131
[SPEAKER_07]: So, picture a moon move with Meg Ryan from the nineties hair when a dye gray though.
02:47.151 --> 02:48.872
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, how cute.
02:49.361 --> 02:59.265
[SPEAKER_07]: Basically, the character I've come up with for my standup comedy is kind of like grandma, if she were from our generation.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But not with her traumas and her religious upbringing and fears and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So like an unleashed version of grandma of she were our age.
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[SPEAKER_07]: A millennial grandma.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's basically me.
03:19.169 --> 03:21.030
[SPEAKER_07]: me dressed up as an old woman.
03:22.892 --> 03:23.493
[SPEAKER_00]: Full circle.
03:23.673 --> 03:26.355
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure that I'm gonna like not being able to see what people say.
03:27.316 --> 03:28.137
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you poor thing?
03:28.578 --> 03:29.058
[SPEAKER_00]: What's funny?
03:29.118 --> 03:29.939
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the best.
03:30.900 --> 03:31.160
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
03:31.220 --> 03:33.102
[SPEAKER_00]: Look at those knockers Jesus.
03:34.363 --> 03:42.171
[SPEAKER_00]: So somehow this is the first time that we've used this equipment to go live and I can't figure out why the comments are turned off.
03:43.392 --> 03:44.132
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
03:44.172 --> 03:46.575
[SPEAKER_00]: But they're all going to be people joining on Patreon.
03:46.595 --> 03:48.436
[SPEAKER_00]: So they can always just start commenting there.
03:48.496 --> 03:48.897
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
03:49.317 --> 03:54.201
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's so funny because there is like a small delay from the video.
03:54.261 --> 03:55.102
[SPEAKER_00]: Case before this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Probably.
03:56.243 --> 04:01.668
[SPEAKER_00]: I could be all because of, oh, Jackson, remember that whole thing of the nipple.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's why they had the best.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Which was just in tamper leg.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, boy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And everyone blamed her.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Piss on hand.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
04:12.539 --> 04:16.681
[SPEAKER_07]: I've never really been a big fan of his, but especially since I read Britney Spears' book.
04:17.802 --> 04:22.025
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't like him, and then he got arrested for drunk driving, which I have zero tolerance for.
04:22.045 --> 04:25.887
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm like, I already didn't like you, but then you get arrested for drunk driving.
04:25.947 --> 04:26.107
[SPEAKER_07]: Nope.
04:26.567 --> 04:26.907
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
04:27.068 --> 04:27.548
[SPEAKER_07]: It edged me.
04:29.309 --> 04:32.631
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't care if you are married to the lady from seven to heaven.
04:33.368 --> 04:34.649
[SPEAKER_00]: I always forget that he is.
04:35.289 --> 04:38.030
[SPEAKER_07]: The oldest sister of seven heaven, Jessica.
04:38.350 --> 04:39.691
[SPEAKER_00]: When did you stop making that?
04:39.731 --> 04:40.511
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you guys remember?
04:40.531 --> 04:41.332
[SPEAKER_00]: I remember.
04:41.372 --> 04:42.072
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't remember.
04:42.092 --> 04:43.193
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember.
04:43.253 --> 04:48.155
[SPEAKER_07]: We used to watch it all the time, but it's similar to the type of family we grew up in.
04:48.995 --> 04:49.716
[SPEAKER_07]: That's very true.
04:49.736 --> 04:51.437
[SPEAKER_07]: Just at belts.
04:52.717 --> 04:54.579
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Emily, so she can see the comments.
04:54.739 --> 04:55.139
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, good.
04:55.499 --> 04:56.440
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, hold on, Emily.
04:56.620 --> 05:07.147
[SPEAKER_07]: I like, oh, here's we have already have Kim's gown on her and we have a push-up brawl that increases her bust by two cup sizes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I'm ever going to take it off.
05:09.389 --> 05:16.114
[SPEAKER_07]: We put it on her and I was like she went from a librarian to a badass biker chick in two seconds.
05:17.861 --> 05:18.541
[SPEAKER_07]: Cachail.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hold her.
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[SPEAKER_07]: She should keep that in the car.
05:21.623 --> 05:22.924
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, she gets pulled over.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Relax.
05:24.125 --> 05:24.765
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, fast.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Just like go.
05:27.026 --> 05:28.247
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't stop sneezing.
05:28.267 --> 05:28.827
[SPEAKER_07]: That's you.
05:31.349 --> 05:31.729
[SPEAKER_00]: There we go.
05:31.749 --> 05:32.969
[SPEAKER_00]: There I can see the comments now.
05:33.370 --> 05:34.470
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, hi, Trevor.
05:34.490 --> 05:35.571
[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, Trevor.
05:35.811 --> 05:37.512
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, so glad you could make it.
05:38.547 --> 05:39.729
[SPEAKER_00]: Good to see you guys.
05:39.889 --> 05:41.833
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not used to this overhead light being on.
05:42.975 --> 05:44.257
[SPEAKER_00]: You can turn it on.
05:44.277 --> 05:49.446
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I didn't know if you needed it for the the makeup that you're going to be doing soon.
05:49.466 --> 05:50.508
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, we got the rainbow.
05:51.280 --> 05:52.161
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, there we go.
05:52.241 --> 05:55.143
[SPEAKER_00]: Mark, don't we just watch so much better guys?
05:55.303 --> 05:56.364
[SPEAKER_00]: I hate overheadlight.
05:56.464 --> 05:59.587
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my, in Kim though, you, what is that?
05:59.647 --> 06:00.768
[SPEAKER_00]: I brought a jacket.
06:00.928 --> 06:02.810
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's a calf tan.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's a black calf tan.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's my drawing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what that is.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Listen, Kim and I are different sizes.
06:09.495 --> 06:15.881
[SPEAKER_07]: So you only have a couple things that both of us can fit into and that was one of them.
06:16.638 --> 06:18.019
[SPEAKER_03]: It fits very well.
06:18.219 --> 06:18.879
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I love it.
06:19.119 --> 06:19.700
[SPEAKER_07]: It for me.
06:19.820 --> 06:22.281
[SPEAKER_07]: I like it because it's so big.
06:22.321 --> 06:23.161
[SPEAKER_07]: It's tall.
06:23.641 --> 06:24.342
[SPEAKER_07]: But I'm true.
06:24.682 --> 06:26.303
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't need the tallness part.
06:26.463 --> 06:31.505
[SPEAKER_07]: If I was a woman, I would live in calftans and mumus, like you would, unless it was winter.
06:31.525 --> 06:32.065
[SPEAKER_00]: Me too.
06:32.306 --> 06:33.426
[SPEAKER_00]: Like some addresses.
06:33.486 --> 06:33.746
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
06:34.226 --> 06:35.387
[SPEAKER_03]: I was going to wear.
06:35.547 --> 06:39.889
[SPEAKER_03]: I was going to wear a mule while you were putting my makeup and stuff on, but I don't even own ones.
06:40.089 --> 06:41.230
[SPEAKER_07]: I kind of have three.
06:44.492 --> 06:53.139
[SPEAKER_03]: If I have one, it's from like years and years and years ago, and it's not worth being public or in front of a camera for.
06:53.740 --> 07:00.245
[SPEAKER_07]: I love just not of the shower when you shave and you're all old up and just put in the movie one and hang out when you're old.
07:00.285 --> 07:03.208
[SPEAKER_07]: I go out and water the flowers just hanging out.
07:04.268 --> 07:09.289
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a story that if I don't tell you right now, I'm not going to remember.
07:09.629 --> 07:12.790
[SPEAKER_03]: So how long has it been since I've been up here three or three weeks?
07:13.110 --> 07:14.050
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, probably.
07:14.390 --> 07:19.811
[SPEAKER_03]: After I left here, I was on my way back home and my sugar started dropping.
07:19.831 --> 07:22.432
[SPEAKER_03]: So I stopped in Wobbash.
07:22.472 --> 07:23.472
[SPEAKER_03]: It got me a sandwich.
07:23.652 --> 07:23.872
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
07:24.412 --> 07:26.613
[SPEAKER_03]: Got back on the road, started driving.
07:27.633 --> 07:31.416
[SPEAKER_03]: I turned right at that sanctuary place.
07:31.436 --> 07:32.497
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know where I'm talking about?
07:32.517 --> 07:32.597
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
07:32.857 --> 07:33.698
[SPEAKER_00]: The old church.
07:33.778 --> 07:34.118
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
07:34.198 --> 07:34.418
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
07:34.638 --> 07:34.879
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
07:34.979 --> 07:36.420
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a place you can stay in now.
07:36.660 --> 07:37.180
[SPEAKER_00]: I turned.
07:37.841 --> 07:38.782
[SPEAKER_03]: It turned right there.
07:38.802 --> 07:39.982
[SPEAKER_03]: And I looked up.
07:40.803 --> 07:43.525
[SPEAKER_03]: And there was red and blue lights flashing behind me.
07:43.565 --> 07:43.805
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
07:43.825 --> 07:44.125
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
07:44.146 --> 07:44.566
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
07:44.606 --> 07:44.806
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
07:44.826 --> 07:45.206
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
07:45.226 --> 07:45.507
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
07:45.527 --> 07:45.707
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
07:45.727 --> 07:45.907
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
07:45.927 --> 07:46.107
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
07:46.127 --> 07:46.307
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:46.327 --> 07:46.507
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:46.527 --> 07:46.707
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:46.727 --> 07:46.908
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:46.928 --> 07:47.108
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:47.128 --> 07:47.308
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.
07:47.328 --> 07:47.508
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.
07:47.528 --> 07:47.708
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.
07:47.728 --> 07:47.908
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:47.928 --> 07:48.108
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:48.128 --> 07:48.329
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:48.349 --> 07:48.529
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
07:48.549 --> 07:48.729
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
07:48.749 --> 07:48.949
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:48.969 --> 07:49.149
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:49.169 --> 07:49.349
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:49.369 --> 07:49.550
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:49.570 --> 07:49.770
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:49.790 --> 07:49.990
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:50.010 --> 07:50.190
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:50.210 --> 07:50.390
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:50.410 --> 07:50.590
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:50.610 --> 07:50.790
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:50.810 --> 07:51.011
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:51.031 --> 07:51.211
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
07:51.231 --> 07:51.411
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
07:51.431 --> 07:51.671
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
07:51.691 --> 07:51.871
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
07:51.891 --> 07:52.111
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
07:52.131 --> 07:52.472
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
07:52.492 --> 07:52.672
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
07:54.329 --> 07:54.929
[SPEAKER_03]: What did you do?
07:54.989 --> 07:56.350
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it was not kidding.
07:56.630 --> 07:58.051
[SPEAKER_00]: What you didn't have the blue bluffs?
07:58.371 --> 07:59.271
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was city.
07:59.291 --> 07:59.571
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
07:59.931 --> 08:03.233
[SPEAKER_03]: And he walks up and he says, ma'am, do you have any idea why I stopped you?
08:03.273 --> 08:06.334
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, no, what the hell?
08:07.035 --> 08:08.855
[SPEAKER_03]: And he says he went left of center.
08:09.196 --> 08:10.896
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, he sent her.
08:10.916 --> 08:11.577
[SPEAKER_03]: He sent her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I crossed the yellow line.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Jesus.
08:14.238 --> 08:16.219
[SPEAKER_03]: And he says, why did you do that?
08:16.319 --> 08:17.979
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, well, my sugar's dropping.
08:18.019 --> 08:19.040
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to eat a sandwich.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't notice.
08:21.902 --> 08:27.687
[SPEAKER_03]: So when he started walking up, I put my sandwich down because I didn't want him to freaking shoot me because he thought I was going to do something to him.
08:27.707 --> 08:29.129
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what the sandwich was?
08:29.709 --> 08:35.194
[SPEAKER_03]: And he walked up and he was talking to me and he says, can I see your license and registration?
08:35.254 --> 08:36.155
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, yeah, okay.
08:36.595 --> 08:38.197
[SPEAKER_03]: So I gave him my license and registration.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sitting here looking at the sandwich like, man, I've got to eat or I'm going to be in some serious trouble.
08:42.981 --> 08:44.222
[SPEAKER_06]: And he was nervous.
08:45.703 --> 08:47.446
[SPEAKER_03]: And he stepped back for a second.
08:47.466 --> 08:50.669
[SPEAKER_03]: He walked over and I said, is it okay if I go ahead and eat my sandwich?
08:50.730 --> 08:51.931
[SPEAKER_03]: My sugar is low.
08:51.991 --> 08:52.912
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, I go ahead.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I sit there and ate my sandwich and he came back and handed me my stuff.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's still okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's just a warning.
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[SPEAKER_07]: On Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I figured he's seen Shane's name on the registration.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I remember because I was just in front of you coming back from the bunker, and I was pulling into Burger King, and then I saw you pulled another beat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I was like, oh, Wopper sounds good, and I pulled another beat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, and then I saw you going into RVs.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So he got me right after that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I must have just turned on the road that goes to our friend's house, you know, and was probably just right past.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't even notice he was behind.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I never go on that road.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't like it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't like it.
09:41.245 --> 09:42.246
[SPEAKER_07]: I always go down the hill.
09:42.386 --> 09:44.888
[SPEAKER_03]: So when I was coming through town, I'm away here today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was driving real careful.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But the school that out they've been and fourth that July is coming up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: My ADHD has kicked in and I'm like, I don't like that angle.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I think I might try to go see fireworks this year.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Normally fourth that July I like avoid.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's just a very
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[SPEAKER_07]: Around here, it's a very redneck Republican type of holiday and crowd.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And I just don't feel comfortable in them, but this year I'm like, I'm gonna do it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna give it shit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I'm like fireworks.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They're very gay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're very gay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They are because they're powerful.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It does remind me of Lord Josh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like giant glitter.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the longer I sit here the more I feel like my boobs are up around my throat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They are right up there and I like every time I look I didn't even look at at your face.
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[SPEAKER_07]: She just brought the wig in the brawl.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Nobody's gonna be looking at the face.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Nobody's gonna be looking at the face.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna see my tattoo.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I like your case too, does it glow in the dark?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I found I was at the world's largest truck stop.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, trash.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's really cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: pop socket thing and I am obsessed with it to be honest with you when I first saw it I thought oh it's like a gay and boy with some kind because they're colorful oh yeah and I thought it was like rainbowy and then I was like oh that's an alien spaceship I'm buying it and I was like I don't care if someone's first thought my read oh that's very groovy it is it's very groovy it reminds me of mystery ink yeah
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I got on the chat through my phone because I was going to say I didn't want my computer to get a picture to the chat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, see, I tried to get in the internet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So busy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I just said to her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She wasn't feeling well.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was going to have her watch the chat while she was here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then she could report back, but she wasn't feeling well today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So listen, someone's name on YouTube.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No judgment here is tool girl.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And it's not Emily.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And it's not Emily.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hardware or the fabric.
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[SPEAKER_00]: T-O-O-L.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is the fabric spelled different?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can we talk for a moment about what Kim told us as soon as she got here?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Gang, listen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Kim was driving up to the boat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't need her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't need her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim was driving on out here to the bunker today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And she tells us that on her drive here, she saw a bag on the side of the road, which I always think there's a body, like a black pepper bag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't a bag.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't a bag, but you could tell that that's how it is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And there was yarn in it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There was just yarn on the side of the road.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wild yarn.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I did not stop to pick it up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now see, because I wanted to consider things.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have a conspiracy.
12:42.206 --> 12:44.730
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that Trevor is a trap.
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[SPEAKER_00]: has like he's here somewhere in the camera.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I think that yeah, he do that we were going to live today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he was like, oh, got this yarn over here on the side of the road.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim's going to use probably in the day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What you didn't see.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He wrote some talks with a stakeholder that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was actually in the phone with Emily when I seen the first one on I'm like, oh my god, there's a thing if you're if I wasn't in a hurry.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I was stopped either because my mind would have been like, too good to be true.
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[SPEAKER_07]: This is a.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So then I passed one of the on ramps and there was like three or four board and I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm passing up yard.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That'd be like if there was a shirtless, hunky daddy on the side of the road.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I wouldn't stop to get him because I'm like, no, because he will kill me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He will wear my skin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Rick says that he's so glad Kim that you forgot to change the Wi-Fi password.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he's from the basement.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He can still watch the video.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's an Iraq look great.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, she can't stop.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I can't.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like a fool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Before we leave today, we're going to have to take some photos.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, a lot.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We're never going to get her in this month.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And she's never going to want this good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean,
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[SPEAKER_07]: This way you will never find me make up again head.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know I can't wait for people to see this way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I told him at the only time that anybody else will see me and make up is when I'm dead and they have to make me up for my funeral.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you've heard her hear folks.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That means when she dies, I can.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That is not what I said.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it's not.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We'll get it in the edit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Trevor is saying that
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you should have just showed some leg to go that ticket.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When I first read his chat, I thought it says she just showed her leg and I thought, I don't know, I understand, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I think it was Shane's name that done it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I met our county sheriff the last first Friday event that I was at.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, I had my truck out there along with all the other trucks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was like touch a truck thing for kids.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that happened right after you had met him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because it was like three weeks ago.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, when I met him, he was like, hey, you're the guy with the truck, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he is so he's asked me if I can take him on a drive because they heard they go really fast, like Tesla's.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, yeah, that's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm thinking through my head.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, I want me to speed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, this seems like a trap.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It seems like somebody clocking me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I just wanted to be some pound Tesla truck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Speeding going a hundred and talking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What if it was me and him in the truck?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I get to speeding in a city police officer pulls us over and gives us a ticket.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That would be what if he's like don't stop.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, just I hope that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't you do it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, rest you if you stop right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I have to let him drive here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah says that all of their, I think that she's talking about burger kings have closed in Charleston.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm wondering why I'm like catching up in the chat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So she might have already said.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I like getting a water everyone's in a while.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember the back several years ago?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's been a while years ago.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They did that whole water with like the dark.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like the dark purple button.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did I tell you this?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What happened?
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[SPEAKER_07]: That Adam's family.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what it was, I think.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was for Halloween.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, similar time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I remember, but I remember eating it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it was, it was okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was a lot of food color.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They get them.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They'll have like red buns, green buns, purple buns.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's just growing like nope, just give me, I don't want all that dye.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What the hell they're using to dye that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The next day, you know, I'm a delicate rose.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm glad to go poo.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, terrible.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, your poo is like black.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm dying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know when you google something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The worst thing always pops up first, and so I thought, Google, what does black?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Who mean?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it was like, it could be a sign of cancer, your bladder fleeting out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's exactly what it said.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just thinking, oh my gosh, I'm dying.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I had a similar experience after a half of a red velvet food or red velvet chocolate cake.
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[SPEAKER_04]: For red velvet chocolate.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's the red velvet cake, which is all that is.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's just chocolate cake that's been dyed red.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And it comes out red.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Enough of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of poo.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Good Lord.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was watching Netflix on the way or before I came.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The Poo Crubs.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I've heard of it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's on my way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I watched it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The Poo One, the Poo Crubs, Poo Crubs.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I can't remember when that happened.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How long ago has it been?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was a baby.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was a big carnival cruise ship.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That lost power out the middle.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Terrifying off.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And the toilet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was a whole thing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That is crazy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a mess.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They were instructed to poop in bags and put outside of their door after because the toilets were all someone described the toilets as a horrible lasagna.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was quite the little document.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The last cruise that we went on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember?
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[SPEAKER_03]: The only cruise that we went on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it was that cruise.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the only cruise I've been in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I could remember if you were there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But remember every time you went into the dining hall, you had the little Asian lady say, why she was she?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why she was she?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, oh, is she yummy?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, why she was she, you know, yummy, yummy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: There's some cruises that will serve you on the buffets because they've noticed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they should.
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[SPEAKER_07]: People nasty.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that after so many people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Each spoon that after so many people that spoon is grow.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Some even make you wash your hands before you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the buffet and in our.
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[SPEAKER_00]: an hour crews like you walked into the dining hall and like before you walked in there was this room that had all these sinks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you pass the sinks, you had a walk past the employees there who are telling you to watch their hands.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, as they should be, but you would have people who would just walk by or
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have people who would not wash their hands, but would you use hand sanitizer?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just wash your hands and then use hand sanitizer when you leave.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what it's for.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just came to where you the hand sanitizer girl.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I washed my hands.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_03]: As we thought it was funny every time we walked in there.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I want our listeners to imagine me and Shayna's kids.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We've always been this like clean even as little boy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Most little boys are like, I'm gonna go run in the dirt mud with bugs in China.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Like, oh, let me go wash my hands.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm almost kind of up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Someone says Steve Evans has twenty thirteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that would have been when they did that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wopper thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Twenty thirteen.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, they had a Adam's family.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They had a Spider-Man one.
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[SPEAKER_07]: They had one that was spicy too.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, I need to.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I sent the link to our buddy Justin from Obscura.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he's joining us in in the video.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so he said to the whole backed up who thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He said, I'd rather jump in the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I would.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There was a guy that played out refused to use one of those red bags and they were at sea for like three days with no power.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: No.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Those two are small too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He said he made it until they got back to shore.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'd be like this over the side.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I would.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hold on to me, Jack.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't let go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But the people that have the balconies, I mean, will be okay, because I could do something like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But those poor people who are in the center of the ship with no wall or no window, that went from their attention to nurse.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And it would be interesting to imagine having an interior film room with no AC.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't understand because they had to wait for tugboats to come out to help try to get in.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, instead of doing that, why don't you just send an empty ship and move them all?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that's there was probably not a woman in the rescue.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We just get a rescue, you know, helicopter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, when we were on our ship, I mean, I had a balcony room.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you have a balcony room?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I could remember, but I'm if I had to, I could have probably popped up the chair and use that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, get a rope.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But the first cruise I went on like I was a middle school or something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just we had a center area.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think for getting that you went on one before.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, back when I was a middle school.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That only thing I would do is like a yacht that is right along the shallow coast of a like a the coast of Italy in the Mediterranean where the seas are shallow and you can swim to shore of shippals.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh Andrew says my fart.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to have that start from here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Where are you all?
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, we need to start getting the show on the road because I'm going to start melting real soon.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You can go ahead.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm almost proud of the ice pack for you to put on your back.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh man, you should have.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I thought about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kathy just figured out how to get into the chat.
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[SPEAKER_03]: About time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome, Kathy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm glad you can join us in the chat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Start with the face.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Gross.
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[SPEAKER_07]: This is just alcohol.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Just so that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did you do a mystery force?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to go start on that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But Josh, if you could, I'm going to have you look to see Kim on this little screen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then if you can push her, you can come over here if you can look at this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you'll see like how far you just need to tilt that forward.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is some behind the scenes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Friends.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Boy Kim.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I could see your wrinkles over there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you just look to see how you need to tell that, you can tell it from there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But then you can just see.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's probably again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I start showing too much skin, let me know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If your booby start showing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They feel like they're up around my neck.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so tattoo, it's shown too much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Some people are mentioning that the screen had gone black.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And this is the first time that we've used this software.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And when I just learned, when I clicked a different screen, like a different view, is that it apparently will put up a little screen filter that I then have to turn off.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, holy smoke.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that, so is that like how you put her makeup on or is that for the wing?
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[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's to, you put the makeup on over it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's to make you look young.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, Kim, I can't even with your face right now.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Any celebrity you've seen on a red carpet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It gets rid of your crow's feet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah said, look at those arm muscles, Josh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And put some moisturizer on.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That feels good cold.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's just a collagen moisturizer.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you'd be happy to know that I twist machini chin chin.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How did you?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I did it last night.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I turned your volume up just a little bit that way if Josh talks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Then maybe it will pick a mic.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's not echoing is it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I think it was echoing because I had the screen up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I fixed it and so you're on a bigger screen now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if I can see you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is so funny, Luca.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I got it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You should be taking some pictures too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's wrong the way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on a minute.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You owe me to give a mystery.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hold my phone and read the comments.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ensure that the video is alive from my laptop.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And take pictures.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll take some pictures too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You want my phone to do it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, because then I'll be tempted to do bad things with your phone.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Forget that I said fine time for that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, can't look at me in smile.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if that's the best smile you got.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Then that's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I do not.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It looks like you're about to rob a bank.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, we should do that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can't be our next stupid criminal.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, she can't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, she can't.
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[SPEAKER_07]: There's a make up primer.
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[SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let me get back to the stick video.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Josh is going to dress him up like Uncle Fester.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love that.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I kept thinking too.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I was like, her face is a lot smaller than mine.
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[SPEAKER_07]: For me, it takes me about two hours.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But I'm also, I have a square jaw and chin that I have to like.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The hell out of it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Mary said, Mary says, come on, Shane, just do it all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And let me tell you, Mary.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Tell her anytime our lovely Kimberly here has an idea.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, you know what we could do?
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[SPEAKER_00]: We could do this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It always ends up being more work for me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Justin said that you look no older than eighteen years old.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, thank you, Justin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Justin, you're in Florida.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to butter her up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, by the way, I seen the pictures with the baby.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's adorable.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At least has joined us.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, Elise.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, Elise.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hello.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just watched that clip the other day of
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[SPEAKER_03]: At least don't get any ideas because this is not.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At least by the end of this video, Kim's going to look like a woman.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Cody said you think Shane can multitask.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hell, no Shane cannot multitask like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I get sidetracked so easily.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the fact that they have left me in charge of a mystery, making sure the video is still recording and I keep using my feet to prevent my computer from falling asleep.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Listen, I'm performing magic here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're performing a miracle.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I will petition the Catholic church if you make her look fun.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you for having me.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, let me put my phone down for a moment.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah says, I don't have the patience to do my makeup.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I work in a meet department with nothing but men and a bakery with a hot oven Friday and Saturday.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Alicia is saying that you're looking like missed out fire cam.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Julie.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's trying to.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Trevor says, you got it, Shane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have forty seven percent hope.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Only forty seven percent.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so my mystery today, I'm really excited about it guys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I have a feeling you guys would have never heard about this mystery.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we are going to go to Barbados.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim, where do you think Barbados is?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Are we on as from?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Is that where were you on as from?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we're going to go to the early, eighteen hundreds for this mystery specifically.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So if you've never been there, we're talking about a lot of sugar cane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I imagine a lot of wind and humid air, but apparently there's a lot of places that make belasses in Barbados.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, I want you to imagine this place that we're visiting today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: As I said, early, eighteen hundreds.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, we're going to be out in a field of some kind, perched on a wind chilled.
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[SPEAKER_00]: See, this is where my ADHD is kicking in because I can't not just watch you can.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, perched on a wind scrubbed hill, which I mean, if you come to my house, we don't have a lot of trees, so I know what that means, like wind scrubbed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But you will find a parish, a Christ church parish.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Next to the parish, you're going to find a stone fault.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's about twelve foot by six and a half feet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're joining us from Europe, I don't know what that is in meters, I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The doorway is croaked shut by a slab of Devon Shire blue marble.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's so heavy, it would take six very strong, muscled men.
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[SPEAKER_00]: How are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And a healthy disrespect for hernias, because I feel like we've all lifted way too much in our lifetime.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We know what we're talking about, but that's to even budge the door.
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[SPEAKER_07]: One guy broke my bed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, nothing about this crypt looks special.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't look a lot different than all the other crypts in that country.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Until that is, until you open the door.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When you open the door, you're going to discover that everything inside has been moved.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God, Kim, I.
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[SPEAKER_00]: just leave her like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What if we had a fire in the bunker right now, we had to run out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Let me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that being said?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not the room.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm watching you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Was I a ski?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What do you say, Kim?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was a quick looking at me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: No, I'm a ski.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so I'm going to go down a list of who all is buried.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do they say buried?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's probably intern intern intern intern intern intern intern intern.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so these are the people who are inside of this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you shoving that up her nose, Josh?
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[SPEAKER_01]: My nose is it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She probably really enjoys it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's not having a thing in her hole in a deck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So there are ten people supposed to be buried or interned into this crypt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you guys listening to me?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the first one, his name is James Elliott.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He died in seventeen eighty four and he is the original owner of the vault.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When later generations peaked inside, his coffin was long gone.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It vanished without a trace.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And this is the first mystery of this fault.
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[SPEAKER_07]: This was the first.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's going to take a miracle.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You better put that on thick, Josh.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, about shadows.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But ultimately, when his coffin disappeared, it was the first time that a mystery happened at this location.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the second person that was put into this crypt was Miss Thomasina Goddard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was entered in July,
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was an elderly parishioner, lay to rest and a plain wooden coffin, but ultimately her box never budged.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, how can I make this no sound dirty?
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[SPEAKER_07]: No matter how hard I tried, her box just wouldn't budge.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, nothing happened to her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She still stayed in there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the next person's name was Mariana Maria Chase.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was put in there on February, twenty second, eighteen o' eight.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This was an infant daughter of Colonel Thomas Chase.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so she was put into a tiny, led coffin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was a very solemn service.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And depending on which witness you trust, Mary's casket was the first that actually flipped upside down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was basically overnight.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The next day, someone noticed that her entire coffin was upside down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The fourth person, the name is Dorcus Chase, buried on July sixth, eighteen-twelf, twelve years old.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now the local stories would say that she starved to death over to spare over her father's cruelty, so they would, people over Dorcus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But for a name in her Dorcus, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim, I can't even.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It looks like you're off of Star Wars.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, trust the problem.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You're supposed to make us better.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You are eventually.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, some people claim that her restless spirit actually spearheaded the vaults future.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Uneasiness and the crazy things that happen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The next person placed in here was Colonel Thomas Chase, of course, buried August ninth.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What did you say?
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[SPEAKER_07]: It was like a woodpecker when I got in and in and in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So if you remember, Colonel Thomas was the dad to marry Anna Maria Chase.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was put in there on August ninth, eighteen, twelve.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was a wealthy planter wildly berated as the most hated man on the island.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was for his brutality toward enslaved workers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, legends whisper that he actually took his own life.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And this is like funny to me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he had an eight hundred pound lead coffin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You talk about a man with an ego.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, this becomes the vault's demonic bowling ball because it moves all the time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In fact, it's always found jammed in the vault into odd places.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They'll be no reason to put it there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The next person, the sixth person placed into this fault, is Samuel Brewster Aims placed on September twenty fifth, eighteen sixteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Samuel was a fragile infant related by marriage.
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[SPEAKER_00]: His arrival proves, oh my gosh, what is that noise?
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Samuel's being placed in there, a lot of stuff is happening to his box also.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Samuel Brewster, senior, was placed in here on November, sixteen, eighteen, sixteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So this was two months after
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[SPEAKER_00]: the child.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This was the father of the infant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was reportedly killed during Boosa's slave uprising.
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[SPEAKER_00]: His coffin links the legend to a real world rebellion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, at least the little brown stuff is going away.
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[SPEAKER_00]: See, it's nice that I have to like focus back on my script because when I look back up, you put it on dark and then you put it on the banana powder on when you finish that makes it kind of like soften.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, nice.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it looks straight up crazy to get it all done.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then you're like, I'm glad I can't see nothing.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I know I should have brought a mirror.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Like I didn't have a thousand other things.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you're, let me take another picture.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You will be able to watch the video.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Holy smoke.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I can look at me.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Look at
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is there any clean access in here?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome, Jess.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just just joined us.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At least I just now read your message.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So where was I?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the eighth person placed into this crypt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thomas scene a claw.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's starting to water.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's what happens when I put on makeup.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let me two.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Me two.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thomas Cena Clark was placed in here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The thing about Thomas, like these names, you could tell this is a female in her dad's name was Thomas, or they just wanted to name her after the name Thomas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they're like, Thomas Cena, that sounds great.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Thomas Cena was placed in here on July, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was a family friend.
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[SPEAKER_06]: We're gonna have kids that have eyebrows, get ready.
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[SPEAKER_06]: First time for everything.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can't see my eyebrows.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They're blonde.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Go on, Shane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you sure?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Thomas Cena was the last person placed in the crypt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And one of the things when I was looking up when she was placed into this crypt.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I haven't brushed him this much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: One of the things I found that when she was placing this script was that she must have been pretty popular because the governor came out to her funeral.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought that was really interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm going to walk you through the whole mystery in the timeline.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you ready?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you paying attention?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That is so funny.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't even move here at all.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Now the hard part getting it to look like we're getting the other one to look like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Savannah says that at her favorite cemetery, which you know, someone's our people when they say at my favorite cemetery.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But they have a guy there who is the first person in Charleston to be involved.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was in the eighteen fifties.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm bombing started because of Abraham Lincoln.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, really?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was because they were trying to bring his body all around.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So people would see it on that train and they were like, well, he's going to start smelling real bad.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So we better do something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it kind of like came into popularity after that I believe.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was so cool and I've seen one of his hats and that museum.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so between the years of seventeen twenty four and seventeen eighty four, they were known as the quiet years.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was when the vault was built for the Elliott family.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And by seventeen eighty four James Elliott was placed in there decades past and then at some point his coffin simply vanishes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no record, no remains, nothing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The vault sits, sits, sits empty to the stay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What are you guys laughing at?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What did I mess?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll start doing your little things with your arms.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I have some.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know who you looked like.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm afraid.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember in the old power Rangers?
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[SPEAKER_00]: They had that guy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How are Rangers?
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[SPEAKER_07]: They're not even.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, or not.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I wish I could remember a phrase he'd say because I was just like, I mean, that's what you looked like.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there you go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Rangers.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not talking to you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You have to come.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Keep going.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so his coffin vanished and it still sits empty to this day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then in on July, is that make up?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't do makeup.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have it for years.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You said black lipstick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: For a while, I would do like mascara, but that's a quiet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so let me continue my story.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Please do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So July of ATNO seven is Ms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Goddard's debut.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So local hallbearers wrestle open the Marvel slab.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So when I say this Marvel slab is huge and heavy, it's huge and heavy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're not just moving it to go in there and move people like you have to get a bunch of people together.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But they go in and they slide Ms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Goddard's wooden coffin inside and they reseal it and they reseal it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Everything's peaceful and ultimately though it's the calm before the storm because that's when things start getting more crazy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: February, twenty-second, eighteen-o-a little Mary's lead coffin is placed inside beside Ms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Goddard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The door is sealed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There are prayers said.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then months later, someone reopened the vault.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And Mary's casket had inexplicably pivoted.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Tiny.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that is cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the tiny box was upside down and pushed into a corner, but still nothing actually hit the official newspapers at that point.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Folks just shrugged it off, blame the heat, which I mean, when you're in the south, you get all that heat and all that humidity, and I'm telling you, you just, oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Shane, why'd you kill those twelve people?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was hot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was hot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was the heat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was the heat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Even.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I slept with your husband.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I was in heat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you, he will make you do crazy stuff.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, in July, six, eighteen, twelve.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was Dorcus funeral.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So again, twelve of your old Dorcus was lower than Dorcus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: By that time, Mary's coffin had already been flipped.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And there's others who were talking about everything else.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Look normal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The coffin was flipped.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, people just don't want to get involved.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't think many people actually said anything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They just noticed it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: On August ninth of a team twelve.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So same year.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's two days after my birthday.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they moved the big door and jaws drop.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The coffins inside are all in a tangled heap.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's one standing on its head.
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[SPEAKER_00]: On the floor intentionally covered with fine sand from the last entierment is pristine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the sand on the floor was pristine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no footprints, no drag marks, scuffs, nothing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, mourners, restack the coffins as they should be.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then they wrestled inside and placed the kernels huge casket into place.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They then seal the slab with fresh cement and go home.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So September, twenty fifth of eighteen, sixteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So this was four years later.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Four silent years go by and I think it's fair to say that like the community kind of forgot that the other stuff kind of happened at that point.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, they go to place Samuel inside.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This was the little infant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But when they crack open the vault,
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was like deja vu.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The coffins were pinwheeling.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Colonel Chase's eight hundred pound box, which was actually wedged diagonally, kind of like a sofa.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But again, there was no sign of an intrusion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was no disturbance of any of the sand or anything that was in there, so they weren't exactly sure what happened.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, less than eight weeks later, the father joined the little infant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And workers started betting each other over rum rations, which why don't we still have that rum rations that the coffin would be scrambled again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they were.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the crew ends up just resetting everything, putting everything back in its place.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they reseal the coffin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Three years later, and this was July, seventeenth, eighteen, nineteen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Governor, Lord, I hate people with weird names.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Come be your Marie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not bad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Governor, look.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure that's it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I hate you, Kevin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Combermiri, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the Governor Lord showed up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Governor Lord C attends in the full attire.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, he was determined to debunk the nonsense of, oh, you know, is some super, what's that?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that eyeliner?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I, I shadow, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, you're starting to come together, Kim.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're starting to look a little better, but I mean, to be fair.
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[SPEAKER_06]: To be fair.
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[SPEAKER_00]: On a scale of one to ten, you looked like a one going in, so I don't know how it could be worse coming out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Screw you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we'll see how you rate at the end of this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Justin said, Governor Lord, come bear me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, you know, I think that that might be it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's what we're going to call them because it's come bear me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, come bear me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's Josh's ground or profile.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Come bear me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, so the governor, Lord, was determined to debunk all this nonsense that people were talking about.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he actually orders the walls are tapped for tunnels.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Basically, he wants to make sure there are no tunnels, so he's having people check.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They were none.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The coffins were then inspected for any tampering.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And, of course, there was none.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the entire floor was blanketed with a pristine layer of white sand.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he stands watch as Mason's reseal the marble and press his silver signet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's how that's pronounced signet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, signet into the wet cement.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, that was supposed to be proved to him and everyone else that they have just insure that no one can be messing with this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then now they have sealed it so in order to open it, you have to break the seal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have to tear down that cement.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, a year later, in a teen twenty, April eighteenth to be exact.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Governor Lord come bear me, pops by an announced, no one knew he was coming, and he brought with him a squad of officials.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They unbroken the seal, and the sand was crisp, untouched.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like a virgin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now all of them as they opened the door,
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[SPEAKER_00]: started swearing because the coffins inside were everywhere, moved everything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The Colonel Chase's huge coffin was actually barricading the doorway.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But as I said, the sand was immaculate.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There were no footprints, no drag marks, not a hint that a human had been inside.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what we say about him too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No trace of a human being inside.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Cody brings up a good point.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When was she ever together?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Never.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, of course, everyone was going crazy at this point.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because, no one could explain the reasons.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, even if you could think that, oh, the era might have flooded.
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[SPEAKER_00]: First of all, I don't know, a flood that could lift up a eight hundred pound box.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's not happening.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Is there one Kim?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is there, have you ever been carried away by a flood?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, at that, the governor threw in the towel and he orders that every coffin is removed and then buried under six feet of normal dirt across the graveyard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the vault is bricked shut forever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And from that day forward, it sits silent.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And of course, that was April, eighteen, eighteen, twenty.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, how crazy is that?
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[SPEAKER_00]: That all this stuff happens.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The governor is like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, we're going to put this full proof test into make sure no one's messing with it and then everything's just scattered inside when they check it again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: To the point of where he's so over this and is he scared or is it he just can't figure it out and he doesn't want to deal with it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I think it's a mix of both.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the series over what could be happening inside of this fault.
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[SPEAKER_00]: are crazy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, we could go down the lots of rabbit holes here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The first one could it be grave robbers or vandals?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Could pranksters have slipped in, lifted the half ton coffins and then tiptoed out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's a lot for a prank.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is to do it over and over and like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I would take a lot of people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't see it happening and then no one ever talking about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like someone would have slipped.
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[SPEAKER_07]: check the ER for hernia visits or near that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, and I mean, you'd have to be doing it in the middle of the night and somehow fixing the sand because you'd be disturbing the sand and you'd have to go back and sprinkle it again to get rid of all the footsteps.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, it's a lot of work.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mary brought up a good suggestion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She said earthquake.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe, but you would think that the local people would be like, oh, hey, yeah, that was an earthquake.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe, but it's happening a lot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it's a good theory.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I like it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You've got your eyes shut or going.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And again, on the earthquake thing, if it isn't earthquake, it's going to have to be able to be strong enough to actually flip an eight hundred pound coffin.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I can see it like messing them up and like doing all that stuff, but flipping a coffin.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it makes me want a banana real bad.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's been an incentive.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sipping in a said, that's how the grave robbers did it in the south.
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[SPEAKER_06]: White face.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh white face.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can't I can't hold on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I got to do another picture.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have.
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[SPEAKER_06]: He's cooking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You are cooking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't even.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What it's called.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You got a lot of bake.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you better let it bake for a while.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Someone said ghost.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But still strong ask ghost, isn't it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's a strong ghost.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You're welcome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So another theory that people have about what's happening is some people believe it could have been a storm surge.
54:53.750 --> 54:55.591
[SPEAKER_00]: That's boy, I can't say this word.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why I do this to myself.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a barber, you know, like, yeah, like the inside is filling up with water and they're floating.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, I don't know how any hundred pound coffin could float per se, but I can see it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I can see a big old ship can float.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But Kim, this is a lead line.
55:22.800 --> 55:25.602
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, maybe, but a hundred pounds.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you would have a sign showing you that there had been water that had filled up that thing.
55:33.808 --> 55:39.292
[SPEAKER_00]: And the locals would have been like, oh, yeah, hey, guys, remember that flood where we got ten feet of water?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe that's what cost it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But also, another very important factor is the vault sits on the hill.
55:53.538 --> 55:54.739
[SPEAKER_00]: The vault sits on the hill.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's not filling up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And if they're sand on the floor, that's telling me there is no water getting in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that's, I mean, that's out the window.
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[SPEAKER_00]: These things are not floating and there's no water coming in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Another theory, people have, but I think this isn't really interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Never heard of it before.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Exploding corpse gas.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Never heard of that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So their theory is that the decomposition gases, they do build pressure.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But they're more of like, creek the lid than, let me move this entire hundred pound.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can't see it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like I got a caterpillar in my life.
56:40.742 --> 56:42.863
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it looks like you got a caterpillar on your eye.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, gosh, you look so different.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Even with the one on the eye, Kim, you might get you a man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Please.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim, do you float?
56:53.871 --> 56:55.031
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, you float.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I've seen you float.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I keep looking down at the comments.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm trying to catch up on.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We all float.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did you take that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm not smirked.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, it looks funny.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got used to it so quickly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so corpse gas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's real.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can it flip an eight hundred pound box?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not convinced.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of gas.
57:24.733 --> 57:28.897
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, if Kim was buried inside, I've heard you have gas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And if you're dead, all that once out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I can see it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim, you have people watching this.
57:39.134 --> 57:40.476
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not very nice.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a VMS says it.
57:46.793 --> 57:53.598
[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah said it's called swamp gas when I first saw a comment I thought it said it's called swamp ass.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, yeah, I know I've been around Kim when we're out cemetery hopping and it's real hot Maggie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I hate the mugging is all right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So another theory is and this is by one chemist specifically who shares this theory.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I've never so weird.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You get used to it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now the chemist suggests that a lightning strike could have polarized the coffin so they repelled kind of like giant fridge magnets.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is a cool out of the box idea, but there was no like strikes that have been documented overcorded.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: and also I've never heard I happen anywhere else.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I think that, and it would keep happening.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm assuming.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, more than once.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So another one is that skeptics know that there are several eyewitnesses that were actually free maisons.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so their theory is that they may have staged an elaborate hoax, basically.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now to counterpoint this,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All people are shady.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But the people who want to counterpoint that argument would say that there were eight repeat performances over thirteen years and so they're not sure that anyone would have the time resources willingness to do all of that or just
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[SPEAKER_00]: The will to give a damn.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I do at once.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll move that huge ass marble door at once, but I'm out from that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I got worked to do.
59:47.631 --> 59:48.231
[SPEAKER_07]: Get a hobby.
59:48.431 --> 59:49.652
[SPEAKER_00]: Get a hobby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Touch grass.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We need to get you a shirt where the front says touch grass in the back.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, back.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Back says touch my hands.
01:00:01.177 --> 01:00:02.357
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, in my eyes.
01:00:02.718 --> 01:00:03.598
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I like that.
01:00:05.174 --> 01:00:08.975
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so Island folklore actually blames, doops.
01:00:10.376 --> 01:00:11.896
[SPEAKER_00]: So these are restless spirits.
01:00:12.456 --> 01:00:18.978
[SPEAKER_00]: And specifically, they are supposed to be of enslaved people that were tormented by a kernel chase.
01:00:19.658 --> 01:00:26.040
[SPEAKER_00]: The eighteen, sixteen rebellion had people very jittery about all of this.
01:00:26.120 --> 01:00:30.802
[SPEAKER_00]: And so some people believe that this could have caused a supernatural
01:00:31.682 --> 01:00:39.366
[SPEAKER_00]: cautionary tale basically about violent coffins that may have felt like justice, maybe for some of them.
01:00:39.666 --> 01:00:48.971
[SPEAKER_00]: And so the theory is that these people inside cannot rest in peace because of the horrible things that happened is the theory.
01:00:49.191 --> 01:00:49.391
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:00:49.971 --> 01:00:50.792
[SPEAKER_07]: I'd be pissed too.
01:00:52.873 --> 01:00:59.899
[SPEAKER_00]: Now modern sluts have actually discovered that there is almost no contemporary newspaper coverage.
01:01:00.900 --> 01:01:06.464
[SPEAKER_00]: And so the so-called first hand documents sort of contradict each other.
01:01:08.286 --> 01:01:18.934
[SPEAKER_00]: But people also argued that the tale had ballooned because it echoed everything the island feared there was uprising guilt, coffins that wouldn't stay buried.
01:01:18.954 --> 01:01:20.576
[SPEAKER_07]: It would be very scary.
01:01:23.184 --> 01:01:25.205
[SPEAKER_00]: So for my theory, I'm what happened.
01:01:26.465 --> 01:01:30.146
[SPEAKER_00]: It's either supernatural or someone has a lot of time on their hands.
01:01:30.966 --> 01:01:36.908
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think any of the real, like for me, none of the explanations really make a lot of sense to me.
01:01:36.928 --> 01:01:40.709
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Kim, your eyes are looking pretty.
01:01:40.729 --> 01:01:43.050
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like I can't.
01:01:43.150 --> 01:01:45.870
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not opening my eyes all the way because I can, like, see you.
01:01:45.890 --> 01:01:47.311
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me take another picture of you.
01:01:47.331 --> 01:01:48.911
[SPEAKER_03]: She got a glitter.
01:01:49.371 --> 01:01:49.932
[SPEAKER_03]: I got glitter.
01:01:50.992 --> 01:01:51.052
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
01:01:51.575 --> 01:01:53.157
[SPEAKER_00]: That is such a cute photo.
01:01:53.177 --> 01:01:57.621
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me read you on the chat.
01:01:59.343 --> 01:02:02.465
[SPEAKER_00]: So, okay, if you're joining us, you have to tell me what your theory is.
01:02:02.525 --> 01:02:10.110
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, do you feel like people going in there doing it or are any of you chemists and have a outside of the box theory?
01:02:11.451 --> 01:02:15.293
[SPEAKER_00]: KJ says, they think it's supernatural.
01:02:16.514 --> 01:02:24.299
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I feel like a lot of stories I've heard this one is like up there in the realm of, I can't really explain it.
01:02:25.159 --> 01:02:25.379
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean,
01:02:26.461 --> 01:02:28.305
[SPEAKER_03]: It would take a lot of effort for people.
01:02:28.325 --> 01:02:29.387
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of effort.
01:02:29.648 --> 01:02:30.810
[SPEAKER_00]: And really no reason.
01:02:30.830 --> 01:02:31.231
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
01:02:31.692 --> 01:02:32.354
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like people.
01:02:34.271 --> 01:02:37.073
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I mean, who were they messing with?
01:02:37.814 --> 01:02:40.616
[SPEAKER_00]: The whole community of people who are lying on this is weird.
01:02:40.636 --> 01:02:53.787
[SPEAKER_00]: But you would have to be really talented to be able to reseal it and then also reseal it with the governor's stamp because he did it within the cement.
01:02:53.867 --> 01:02:57.670
[SPEAKER_00]: So like you open it, you're going to break the cement, of course, that they used.
01:02:59.227 --> 01:03:01.528
[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, they'd have to steal it, I guess.
01:03:02.368 --> 01:03:02.748
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
01:03:04.289 --> 01:03:06.009
[SPEAKER_00]: Super national definitely is a good thing.
01:03:06.109 --> 01:03:14.472
[SPEAKER_00]: I do like that the governor was smart enough to think, let me make sure that there are no hidden tunnels that lead inside because that would be a theory of mine.
01:03:15.513 --> 01:03:16.613
[SPEAKER_00]: And that there's no way
01:03:17.053 --> 01:03:18.394
[SPEAKER_07]: underground tunnel.
01:03:18.555 --> 01:03:22.238
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, the some type of underground tunnel that they could have sneaked in.
01:03:23.279 --> 01:03:29.726
[SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, even if you could sneak in, it didn't explain why the sand and everything inside was not disturbed.
01:03:29.746 --> 01:03:33.109
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't see you being able to disturb it and then fix it.
01:03:33.329 --> 01:03:34.590
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you can put more down.
01:03:34.610 --> 01:03:38.434
[SPEAKER_00]: But I feel like you would still be able to tell that it was disturbed.
01:03:39.485 --> 01:03:41.486
[SPEAKER_00]: But a loud ringing in my ear.
01:03:41.506 --> 01:03:46.228
[SPEAKER_07]: And from my mediumship practice, I learned that that spirit.
01:03:46.648 --> 01:03:46.828
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm.
01:03:47.108 --> 01:03:49.689
[SPEAKER_07]: My problem with Amber is.
01:03:51.110 --> 01:03:53.471
[SPEAKER_03]: She's probably laughing her ass off.
01:03:53.511 --> 01:03:56.672
[SPEAKER_07]: As soon as I put that lip on there, I got a loud ringing in my ear.
01:03:56.812 --> 01:03:57.533
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's funny.
01:04:01.077 --> 01:04:09.240
[SPEAKER_00]: So empty things that its gases or chemical reaction just believes, maybe it's a secret tunnel.
01:04:10.260 --> 01:04:11.861
[SPEAKER_00]: Andrew says aliens.
01:04:12.501 --> 01:04:14.442
[SPEAKER_00]: Totally agreed.
01:04:14.762 --> 01:04:17.203
[SPEAKER_00]: So Viana says, you look pretty Kim.
01:04:17.623 --> 01:04:18.003
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, thanks.
01:04:18.363 --> 01:04:20.744
[SPEAKER_07]: I love really wraps it all up, doesn't it?
01:04:21.224 --> 01:04:21.684
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my gosh.
01:04:21.704 --> 01:04:21.924
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my gosh.
01:04:21.944 --> 01:04:23.005
[SPEAKER_07]: Before without the lid.
01:04:23.385 --> 01:04:23.785
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
01:04:26.226 --> 01:04:27.706
[SPEAKER_00]: I've seen the little mermaid recently.
01:04:28.227 --> 01:04:28.687
[SPEAKER_07]: Ursula.
01:04:28.867 --> 01:04:29.127
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:04:30.584 --> 01:04:33.607
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm thinking Ursula was designed from a drag queen.
01:04:34.107 --> 01:04:35.128
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
01:04:35.588 --> 01:04:36.189
[SPEAKER_00]: I can see it.
01:04:37.590 --> 01:04:38.230
[SPEAKER_00]: I can see it.
01:04:38.731 --> 01:04:42.714
[SPEAKER_07]: More unfortunate souls in pain.
01:04:43.114 --> 01:04:46.457
[SPEAKER_00]: Mary says, I want it to be supernatural, but it's probably gases.
01:04:47.298 --> 01:04:49.159
[SPEAKER_07]: I just don't do my life every night.
01:04:50.780 --> 01:04:58.406
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I've not heard of another instance where there's been enough gases that have actually lifted eight hundred pounds.
01:04:59.106 --> 01:05:00.487
[SPEAKER_00]: Can't after Taco Bell.
01:05:00.827 --> 01:05:03.249
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true, but there was no Taco Bell back then.
01:05:05.451 --> 01:05:07.752
[SPEAKER_00]: Cody says he believes the secret tunnel.
01:05:07.932 --> 01:05:20.041
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's a good theory, but who has that much time to put in a secret tunnel and then go in there and just mess with shit?
01:05:21.014 --> 01:05:21.814
[SPEAKER_03]: You think it's fine.
01:05:21.834 --> 01:05:25.756
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I guess I'm just like so boring in my life that I'm like, I don't.
01:05:26.877 --> 01:05:27.317
[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
01:05:27.337 --> 01:05:27.417
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:05:28.178 --> 01:05:29.598
[SPEAKER_00]: Why would I want to do that?
01:05:29.618 --> 01:05:33.140
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Guy, nobody got time for that.
01:05:33.680 --> 01:05:35.141
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody got time for that.
01:05:36.182 --> 01:05:41.164
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, chat GPT says that human interference is the most plausible.
01:05:42.125 --> 01:05:43.565
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what chat GPT said.
01:05:43.585 --> 01:05:44.746
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's got to be true.
01:05:45.101 --> 01:05:46.121
[SPEAKER_04]: Eat a date chat.
01:05:47.022 --> 01:05:47.362
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:05:47.642 --> 01:05:51.984
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, chat GBT is not always correct.
01:05:52.824 --> 01:05:55.025
[SPEAKER_00]: And it can't think outside the box like that.
01:05:55.585 --> 01:05:57.206
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet it doesn't believe in aliens.
01:05:57.686 --> 01:05:58.106
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, not.
01:05:59.707 --> 01:06:00.347
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:06:00.367 --> 01:06:03.728
[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah says you'd be surprised what gases can do once you die.
01:06:03.748 --> 01:06:05.869
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:06:06.950 --> 01:06:07.470
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
01:06:09.802 --> 01:06:15.688
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, maybe if it doesn't have somewhere to escape, but you'd have to be making crap really buoyant.
01:06:16.429 --> 01:06:23.056
[SPEAKER_00]: And one of them is flipped over, like, I don't know.
01:06:23.076 --> 01:06:25.098
[SPEAKER_00]: That'd be a lot of sudden gas.
01:06:27.285 --> 01:06:42.496
[SPEAKER_00]: And I feel like in all honesty, if it was gas, before it would flip over any of that or move in a hundred pound coffin, I feel like it was just burst, crack the door or something.
01:06:44.057 --> 01:06:45.558
[SPEAKER_00]: And why wouldn't it move the sand?
01:06:47.279 --> 01:06:52.062
[SPEAKER_00]: Push it to the edge like, can't you in that lipstick?
01:06:52.122 --> 01:06:54.324
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't have no idea.
01:06:56.018 --> 01:07:03.282
[SPEAKER_03]: My best friend, my mom used to call it when we put lipstick on like this, that we looked like turkey, but holes turned inside out.
01:07:10.315 --> 01:07:13.137
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
01:07:13.638 --> 01:07:18.422
[SPEAKER_00]: Cody says a lot of places had secret tunnels from back in the day.
01:07:18.442 --> 01:07:20.143
[SPEAKER_00]: That is true.
01:07:20.183 --> 01:07:29.310
[SPEAKER_00]: There were a lot of secret tunnels, but I mean, there's not a good reason for them to have a tunnel in my opinion, I guess.
01:07:30.431 --> 01:07:31.892
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I'm just not a tunnel person.
01:07:32.213 --> 01:07:33.494
[SPEAKER_00]: Normally, you're hiding stuff.
01:07:33.994 --> 01:07:37.377
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe if they were going to, if they were hiding stuff in it, I don't know.
01:07:39.723 --> 01:07:40.943
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, don't pop your bra.
01:07:44.645 --> 01:07:45.585
[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome back, Josh.
01:07:45.625 --> 01:07:46.525
[SPEAKER_00]: This is fun.
01:07:46.545 --> 01:07:48.146
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm glad that you're enjoying it.
01:07:50.046 --> 01:07:50.587
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so.
01:07:50.827 --> 01:07:51.847
[SPEAKER_07]: What was your mystery again?
01:07:51.887 --> 01:07:52.407
[SPEAKER_07]: I was listening.
01:07:52.447 --> 01:07:54.068
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding.
01:07:54.528 --> 01:07:56.609
[SPEAKER_00]: My mystery today is where's Josh body?
01:07:56.729 --> 01:07:58.889
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna be about in my big yard.
01:07:58.909 --> 01:08:00.270
[SPEAKER_07]: I miss having long hair.
01:08:00.290 --> 01:08:01.230
[SPEAKER_07]: I might grow it out now.
01:08:01.250 --> 01:08:04.871
[SPEAKER_07]: I fucking turned back to home.
01:08:05.572 --> 01:08:06.792
[SPEAKER_07]: You're soon understand me.
01:08:08.478 --> 01:08:16.192
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll never forget when we were really young and we were watching, well, it shares concerts on TV or something, or she was performing somewhere.
01:08:16.392 --> 01:08:18.836
[SPEAKER_07]: Was it when we asked for her CD for Christmas?
01:08:19.406 --> 01:08:20.026
[SPEAKER_07]: Probably.
01:08:20.307 --> 01:08:23.789
[SPEAKER_07]: Back then, we only knew new music was coming out by commercials.
01:08:23.889 --> 01:08:35.657
[SPEAKER_07]: So they would have a CD commercial and it was her belief album, like, ninety ninety nine and it came out right before Christmas and we both asked our mom for it for Christmas.
01:08:35.777 --> 01:08:37.358
[SPEAKER_07]: And she was like, no.
01:08:38.839 --> 01:08:39.219
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
01:08:40.280 --> 01:08:41.962
[SPEAKER_00]: We're like eight, nine years old.
01:08:42.022 --> 01:08:43.223
[SPEAKER_00]: Mom, can we have share?
01:08:43.243 --> 01:08:53.112
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, and it was, I mean, I remember watching her like a concert or something and I remember she sang a song and then changed her hair.
01:08:53.132 --> 01:08:54.293
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we thought that was so.
01:08:54.554 --> 01:08:55.675
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
01:08:55.715 --> 01:08:56.936
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it's just crazy.
01:08:56.956 --> 01:08:57.897
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no idea what it was.
01:08:57.917 --> 01:08:58.517
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess that.
01:08:59.098 --> 01:09:01.280
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she sang another song and changed her hair.
01:09:01.300 --> 01:09:03.342
[SPEAKER_00]: I just remember one of them was like real shiny.
01:09:04.597 --> 01:09:05.437
[SPEAKER_07]: A dental wig.
01:09:05.497 --> 01:09:08.258
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, a dental, a dental wig.
01:09:08.298 --> 01:09:08.799
[SPEAKER_00]: I like that.
01:09:09.019 --> 01:09:09.639
[SPEAKER_07]: I love chair.
01:09:09.879 --> 01:09:12.980
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, she's dating like a thirty four year old man.
01:09:14.141 --> 01:09:15.141
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I saw that.
01:09:15.201 --> 01:09:16.041
[SPEAKER_07]: Our grandma's age.
01:09:16.222 --> 01:09:16.502
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:09:16.522 --> 01:09:17.922
[SPEAKER_07]: So the our grandma's taking one of us.
01:09:18.422 --> 01:09:19.423
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, when you got money.
01:09:19.443 --> 01:09:20.743
[SPEAKER_07]: I know you get a girl.
01:09:20.783 --> 01:09:22.064
[SPEAKER_07]: You, yeah, you do it.
01:09:22.084 --> 01:09:24.545
[SPEAKER_07]: You get a wife, you and look at whatever.
01:09:24.785 --> 01:09:25.885
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, across.
01:09:25.905 --> 01:09:28.726
[SPEAKER_07]: And front, back, front, back.
01:09:31.065 --> 01:09:41.871
[SPEAKER_07]: For her to buy her a Joan Rivers had a joke talking about facelifts and sharing her were good friends and she's like, yeah, I love share about I think she's going a little too heavy on the facelifts.
01:09:42.371 --> 01:09:45.493
[SPEAKER_07]: Last time we went for a bikini wax they had to start on her forehead.
01:09:49.735 --> 01:09:50.616
[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome back Kim.
01:09:52.346 --> 01:09:55.010
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh God, Kim is explaining what this feels a lot better.
01:09:55.630 --> 01:09:56.471
[SPEAKER_00]: She does.
01:09:56.772 --> 01:09:58.234
[SPEAKER_00]: She looks so good Kim.
01:09:58.814 --> 01:10:06.184
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you're joining us by video today and you're wondering, no one's trying to look your Todd Todd's Kim.
01:10:08.567 --> 01:10:11.049
[SPEAKER_00]: We should have her go outside in the wind, Josh says.
01:10:11.789 --> 01:10:20.215
[SPEAKER_00]: So I had full intentions of, I have, well, I have some cordless mics that actually will hook up to our equipment.
01:10:21.055 --> 01:10:27.280
[SPEAKER_00]: And I had an intention of setting those up for Josh and Kim to wear today, but I forgot them.
01:10:28.520 --> 01:10:29.381
[SPEAKER_00]: So we don't have those.
01:10:29.441 --> 01:10:35.165
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you're wondering, man, it would be nice if I could hear Josh, it's Kim's fault.
01:10:35.753 --> 01:10:36.253
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm my fault.
01:10:36.534 --> 01:10:37.594
[SPEAKER_00]: It is your fault, Kim.
01:10:38.435 --> 01:10:40.296
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna let you guys continue.
01:10:40.356 --> 01:10:42.118
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I go grab coffee real quick.
01:10:42.218 --> 01:10:42.438
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
01:10:42.778 --> 01:10:45.220
[SPEAKER_00]: Cause I bet that coffee is nice and good.
01:10:45.240 --> 01:10:47.942
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so excited.
01:10:48.482 --> 01:10:53.506
[SPEAKER_00]: If you wear that home or that makeup, Kim, I will not Ziggy.
01:10:53.826 --> 01:10:54.707
[SPEAKER_00]: It's gonna freak.
01:10:54.747 --> 01:10:56.088
[SPEAKER_00]: He would have no idea.
01:10:56.148 --> 01:10:58.730
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, can you imagine if you got pulled over them like that?
01:10:59.030 --> 01:11:00.311
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I can't even.
01:11:01.892 --> 01:11:02.673
[SPEAKER_00]: I cannot.
01:11:04.083 --> 01:11:07.486
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
01:11:07.766 --> 01:11:09.027
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my gosh.
01:11:09.948 --> 01:11:10.828
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
01:11:12.550 --> 01:11:14.251
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, she looks so pretty.
01:11:14.811 --> 01:11:17.113
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I've been in a Kim-Wit and Pete, you know.
01:11:18.394 --> 01:11:21.937
[SPEAKER_00]: We normally just cut her pee and out because normally she cuts us in the middle of the.
01:11:23.118 --> 01:11:26.921
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't always sometimes I leave it in because you guys are you done now?
01:11:27.261 --> 01:11:27.501
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:11:27.801 --> 01:11:29.283
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I'm going to take a picture.
01:11:31.805 --> 01:11:32.907
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Cam.
01:11:33.968 --> 01:11:35.650
[SPEAKER_00]: Aren't you just so cute?
01:11:35.670 --> 01:11:40.596
[SPEAKER_01]: She's rich!
01:11:43.079 --> 01:11:44.141
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, how cute.
01:11:44.161 --> 01:11:45.883
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I love it.
01:11:48.862 --> 01:11:49.722
[SPEAKER_03]: all morning this morning.
01:11:49.762 --> 01:11:52.483
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, my God, how did they talk me into doing this?
01:11:52.743 --> 01:11:54.223
[SPEAKER_03]: Why did I volunteer to do this?
01:11:54.523 --> 01:11:55.944
[SPEAKER_07]: It was just an idea.
01:11:56.444 --> 01:11:56.924
[SPEAKER_07]: It was.
01:11:57.144 --> 01:11:58.024
[SPEAKER_07]: We've blossomed.
01:11:58.684 --> 01:12:01.345
[SPEAKER_07]: I love one and idea turns into reality.
01:12:01.885 --> 01:12:02.205
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:12:02.445 --> 01:12:03.406
[SPEAKER_03]: What does my daughter say?
01:12:03.426 --> 01:12:05.886
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she looks so pretty.
01:12:06.046 --> 01:12:06.766
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me see.
01:12:06.786 --> 01:12:08.727
[SPEAKER_00]: Emily, are you still here?
01:12:11.118 --> 01:12:19.561
[SPEAKER_00]: Andrew says snatched Kathy says smoking and Jess has a little heart on her eyes
01:12:20.813 --> 01:12:22.535
[SPEAKER_00]: Sabine says, Oh my God, I love it.
01:12:22.595 --> 01:12:24.156
[SPEAKER_00]: Cody's giving you all the hearts.
01:12:24.837 --> 01:12:26.899
[SPEAKER_00]: KJ says, Look so good.
01:12:27.059 --> 01:12:27.619
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
01:12:27.719 --> 01:12:29.121
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel so good.
01:12:29.721 --> 01:12:31.983
[SPEAKER_00]: Cody says, Scooby-Snack.
01:12:34.245 --> 01:12:34.686
[SPEAKER_00]: Mary's.
01:12:34.866 --> 01:12:35.907
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God, loving it.
01:12:35.967 --> 01:12:36.968
[SPEAKER_00]: And Alicia's.
01:12:37.228 --> 01:12:38.289
[SPEAKER_00]: Kim's hot.
01:12:38.749 --> 01:12:39.510
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, baby.
01:12:39.530 --> 01:12:40.451
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you going to wear that?
01:12:42.973 --> 01:12:44.174
[SPEAKER_07]: You're never going to wear that crime car?
01:12:44.194 --> 01:12:49.196
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I did see that that other drag podcast killers cults and queens.
01:12:49.416 --> 01:12:53.738
[SPEAKER_07]: They were at crime car in UK and the drag queen did go and drag there.
01:12:53.758 --> 01:12:54.419
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, really?
01:12:55.359 --> 01:12:55.959
[SPEAKER_07]: I just didn't.
01:12:56.060 --> 01:12:58.721
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm overly cautious about sensitivity.
01:12:58.781 --> 01:13:06.445
[SPEAKER_07]: I know victims and people who, you know, I would rather not do something than ever me make someone feel like.
01:13:07.225 --> 01:13:07.665
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
01:13:07.705 --> 01:13:08.506
[SPEAKER_07]: That's for sure.
01:13:08.526 --> 01:13:14.229
[SPEAKER_07]: Not taken serious when a situation should be serious, but now that someone else has done it, I'm like, it's okay.
01:13:14.249 --> 01:13:14.949
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that is.
01:13:15.510 --> 01:13:15.710
[SPEAKER_00]: It is.
01:13:15.730 --> 01:13:16.830
[SPEAKER_00]: Some of that don't have to be the first.
01:13:17.070 --> 01:13:17.771
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
01:13:17.811 --> 01:13:18.031
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:13:19.387 --> 01:13:21.548
[SPEAKER_00]: Savannah says, can you put that on a shirt?
01:13:21.768 --> 01:13:22.288
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I know.
01:13:22.328 --> 01:13:23.148
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
01:13:23.468 --> 01:13:25.109
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I know why I don't have long hair.
01:13:25.129 --> 01:13:27.270
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't stand it in my eyes.
01:13:27.490 --> 01:13:37.653
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, it's fine that you say that Josh, because I sent Elise, who everyone, the Elise who is talking in the chat is one of the people who put on crime crime.
01:13:37.793 --> 01:13:39.954
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I figured I thought that was the right way.
01:13:40.014 --> 01:13:40.914
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I can tell Lisa.
01:13:40.954 --> 01:13:41.575
[SPEAKER_00]: I can tell Lisa.
01:13:41.595 --> 01:13:41.935
[SPEAKER_00]: I can tell Lisa.
01:13:41.955 --> 01:13:43.115
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't get any ideas.
01:13:43.135 --> 01:13:44.516
[SPEAKER_03]: I will not be in drag.
01:13:44.816 --> 01:13:45.396
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
01:13:45.436 --> 01:13:46.896
[SPEAKER_00]: I want you both to be her.
01:13:46.916 --> 01:13:47.997
[SPEAKER_00]: That would be amazing.
01:13:50.538 --> 01:13:53.300
[SPEAKER_07]: I am as tall as you are with my heels in my wig.
01:13:53.500 --> 01:13:55.281
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm about seven feet tall.
01:13:55.321 --> 01:13:57.122
[SPEAKER_00]: Imagine if I was in heels.
01:13:57.543 --> 01:13:58.163
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
01:13:58.183 --> 01:13:58.503
[SPEAKER_00]: I tear it.
01:13:58.763 --> 01:14:07.749
[SPEAKER_07]: I love it because I genuinely tear if I people when they don't expect it because I'm literally the biggest woman they've ever seen.
01:14:07.789 --> 01:14:08.830
[SPEAKER_07]: You can tell the brain stuff.
01:14:08.850 --> 01:14:09.130
[SPEAKER_07]: They're just
01:14:11.641 --> 01:14:15.223
[SPEAKER_00]: Emily said, Emily, that's such a piss response.
01:14:15.283 --> 01:14:17.844
[SPEAKER_00]: She says, I've never seen my mom with long hair.
01:14:17.884 --> 01:14:18.764
[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of odd.
01:14:19.205 --> 01:14:20.765
[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't say your mama looked pretty.
01:14:20.965 --> 01:14:22.086
[SPEAKER_00]: She loved her.
01:14:22.246 --> 01:14:22.786
[SPEAKER_00]: No, nothing.
01:14:22.886 --> 01:14:24.547
[SPEAKER_00]: No, nothing.
01:14:24.707 --> 01:14:25.308
[SPEAKER_00]: No, nothing.
01:14:25.368 --> 01:14:26.228
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet Amber was coming.
01:14:26.268 --> 01:14:27.268
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet Amber was coming.
01:14:27.349 --> 01:14:32.011
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet Amber would be like, she go talk shit about you when you lie here.
01:14:32.031 --> 01:14:35.412
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I ain't the worst of it.
01:14:35.552 --> 01:14:36.013
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:14:36.093 --> 01:14:37.293
[SPEAKER_00]: That is a Baptist comment.
01:14:37.333 --> 01:14:39.514
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I ain't the worst I've ever seen.
01:14:42.868 --> 01:14:45.270
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there's a straight one.
01:14:45.330 --> 01:14:46.291
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a straight one.
01:14:46.371 --> 01:14:47.211
[SPEAKER_03]: It's in my nose.
01:14:50.714 --> 01:14:51.955
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's a fine.
01:14:52.015 --> 01:14:54.977
[SPEAKER_00]: Emily says we're not those type of people to give comments.
01:14:58.210 --> 01:15:00.111
[SPEAKER_07]: Shane and I will compliment you.
01:15:00.592 --> 01:15:02.453
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll be sweet, but then we'll cut you down.
01:15:02.473 --> 01:15:03.914
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's just like my gosh.
01:15:03.954 --> 01:15:04.834
[SPEAKER_00]: You look so good.
01:15:05.234 --> 01:15:09.617
[SPEAKER_07]: If you were dead, I noticed we did it on our last unmasked one.
01:15:09.637 --> 01:15:12.199
[SPEAKER_07]: I did my last episode when I did touch your grass.
01:15:13.460 --> 01:15:20.384
[SPEAKER_07]: I went all that and then you said something about cam and then I had already something written in about Kimby and dust by the time we're old men.
01:15:20.704 --> 01:15:21.765
[SPEAKER_07]: Like we both do it.
01:15:21.825 --> 01:15:25.027
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we're like oh sweet moment, but then you're garbage.
01:15:25.067 --> 01:15:27.569
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how in the world I put up with both of you doing.
01:15:27.729 --> 01:15:29.571
[SPEAKER_00]: Emily says she looks so pretty.
01:15:29.591 --> 01:15:30.712
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, thank you.
01:15:30.732 --> 01:15:32.673
[SPEAKER_00]: It turned out trash.
01:15:32.713 --> 01:15:33.994
[SPEAKER_07]: How long did it take me to do?
01:15:34.795 --> 01:15:34.935
[SPEAKER_07]: It's
01:15:36.631 --> 01:15:37.792
[SPEAKER_02]: I think seven perities.
01:15:38.072 --> 01:15:38.472
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
01:15:38.732 --> 01:15:40.693
[SPEAKER_00]: So I started off with.
01:15:40.993 --> 01:15:46.236
[SPEAKER_00]: So Justin says that Sam says you look hot and you're giving a viral vibe.
01:15:46.536 --> 01:15:47.897
[SPEAKER_00]: I can see that.
01:15:48.157 --> 01:15:59.684
[SPEAKER_07]: I always no matter what I try to do, I like just naturally go towards a viral, even I'll try to style a wig and I'm like, you're the only one on the screen that you want to style.
01:16:00.064 --> 01:16:01.965
[SPEAKER_03]: I definitely want to have a good picture.
01:16:02.405 --> 01:16:04.687
[SPEAKER_03]: Take a good picture because I want to use it as my Facebook.
01:16:04.848 --> 01:16:05.829
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
01:16:06.369 --> 01:16:08.171
[SPEAKER_07]: We're going to get some glamour shots up.
01:16:08.211 --> 01:16:11.394
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because we're going to, I don't know, we'll get the lighting better on you.
01:16:11.434 --> 01:16:12.175
[SPEAKER_07]: And we'll have.
01:16:12.375 --> 01:16:13.116
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, they said.
01:16:13.437 --> 01:16:14.738
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so Elvira.
01:16:15.559 --> 01:16:15.939
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
01:16:15.959 --> 01:16:17.681
[SPEAKER_00]: So Elvira.
01:16:18.001 --> 01:16:18.582
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, guys.
01:16:18.662 --> 01:16:19.223
[SPEAKER_03]: It was fun.
01:16:20.455 --> 01:16:23.176
[SPEAKER_00]: You can get her dressed up like this if you don't her own fans.
01:16:24.516 --> 01:16:25.937
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd have to have a little shape in her.
01:16:25.957 --> 01:16:28.698
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to say that because you will make me an update.
01:16:28.798 --> 01:16:30.819
[SPEAKER_00]: I would happily make you an only fan.
01:16:30.879 --> 01:16:33.099
[SPEAKER_00]: If you want one, I would happily do that.
01:16:33.199 --> 01:16:33.599
[SPEAKER_00]: Just for you.
01:16:34.000 --> 01:16:37.181
[SPEAKER_07]: I have one made just in case for hard times.
01:16:38.741 --> 01:16:41.482
[SPEAKER_07]: If you have a fan on it, but yeah, I get it.
01:16:41.522 --> 01:16:42.222
[SPEAKER_07]: Just in case.
01:16:42.282 --> 01:16:43.743
[SPEAKER_07]: I get kind of like an investment.
01:16:43.763 --> 01:16:45.143
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, we could do it together.
01:16:45.183 --> 01:16:46.084
[SPEAKER_03]: You can do my makeup.
01:16:47.880 --> 01:16:53.965
[SPEAKER_07]: I love the lip on you because and that just the eyebrows having you with eyebrows is different that you can.
01:16:54.105 --> 01:16:56.727
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I see stuff that's open your eyes up more.
01:16:57.607 --> 01:17:00.349
[SPEAKER_07]: Like I'm like, oh, when you normally have glasses on.
01:17:00.389 --> 01:17:00.549
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
01:17:00.930 --> 01:17:03.051
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm like, oh, okay, you have really pretty blue eyes.
01:17:03.071 --> 01:17:04.733
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can't see a damn thing right now.
01:17:04.853 --> 01:17:06.114
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we're blurs.
01:17:06.134 --> 01:17:09.216
[SPEAKER_03]: I can make you up pretty good, but you are kind of blurry.
01:17:10.693 --> 01:17:20.203
[SPEAKER_07]: That's why I don't my worst vision is here on the eye makeup to because once you put the wig on, it's basically covered by an hour on something that ain't showing.
01:17:20.864 --> 01:17:24.267
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Debbie and Mary both say they see the alvire in you.
01:17:25.028 --> 01:17:26.230
[SPEAKER_00]: She's real old too.
01:17:26.470 --> 01:17:28.232
[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean she's in her sixties.
01:17:28.532 --> 01:17:30.935
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm much younger than her.
01:17:32.262 --> 01:17:32.842
[SPEAKER_07]: I love her.
01:17:32.882 --> 01:17:35.724
[SPEAKER_03]: She used to be in the, I would think that she would be in her late six.
01:17:35.744 --> 01:17:37.145
[SPEAKER_07]: I think she's sixty seven.
01:17:37.165 --> 01:17:38.506
[SPEAKER_07]: I follow her.
01:17:38.526 --> 01:17:39.286
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm she's ten years.
01:17:39.366 --> 01:17:40.607
[SPEAKER_07]: She's one of my sessions.
01:17:41.307 --> 01:17:42.988
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll be fifty seven years.
01:17:43.048 --> 01:17:43.629
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that her name?
01:17:43.729 --> 01:17:44.229
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
01:17:44.289 --> 01:17:45.910
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's not the version.
01:17:46.250 --> 01:17:53.295
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, she came out more recently, which a lot of people she said.
01:17:53.395 --> 01:17:57.177
[SPEAKER_07]: I think she said she felt she had to stay closeted because a lot of her
01:17:59.115 --> 01:18:01.396
[SPEAKER_07]: People that like are men because boobs.
01:18:01.677 --> 01:18:02.257
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
01:18:02.837 --> 01:18:05.358
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, well, you showed a total of them.
01:18:05.378 --> 01:18:08.240
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm losing mind speaking a total of them.
01:18:08.760 --> 01:18:14.043
[SPEAKER_07]: And this is behind the scenes.
01:18:14.243 --> 01:18:15.144
[SPEAKER_07]: They're falling out.
01:18:15.804 --> 01:18:16.925
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Lord.
01:18:16.945 --> 01:18:21.587
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're just should go to a bar see how long it takes to get a free drink.
01:18:24.817 --> 01:18:26.598
[SPEAKER_03]: I told you it felt like they were up around my neck.
01:18:26.658 --> 01:18:27.938
[SPEAKER_03]: They literally are.
01:18:27.958 --> 01:18:28.478
[SPEAKER_07]: They are.
01:18:29.179 --> 01:18:39.822
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, then your neck looks longer because I contoured just below the neck and then along the sides and that what it does is forces the eye to look at the lighter parts of your face.
01:18:40.282 --> 01:18:41.663
[SPEAKER_07]: So it really slams it.
01:18:41.743 --> 01:18:43.343
[SPEAKER_03]: So it gets rid of my double chin.
01:18:43.363 --> 01:18:44.364
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right now it doesn't look good.
01:18:44.384 --> 01:18:44.984
[SPEAKER_03]: You have one.
01:18:45.684 --> 01:18:48.125
[SPEAKER_07]: It just looks like chin and then along neck.
01:18:50.108 --> 01:18:50.889
[SPEAKER_07]: Tell you do that.
01:18:50.969 --> 01:18:51.689
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't look down.
01:18:51.749 --> 01:18:52.570
[SPEAKER_07]: Never look down.
01:18:52.590 --> 01:18:55.331
[SPEAKER_07]: Unless you're on your knees and he's above you.
01:18:55.351 --> 01:18:56.752
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't look down.
01:18:56.792 --> 01:18:57.833
[SPEAKER_07]: At that point, it doesn't matter.
01:18:57.913 --> 01:18:58.493
[SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't matter.
01:18:58.513 --> 01:19:03.216
[SPEAKER_07]: At that point, if you don't look ugly, you ain't doing it right.
01:19:03.736 --> 01:19:04.697
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
01:19:04.777 --> 01:19:06.238
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't believe he went to get coffee.
01:19:07.679 --> 01:19:08.499
[SPEAKER_07]: That doesn't matter.
01:19:08.599 --> 01:19:09.200
[SPEAKER_03]: There he is.
01:19:10.320 --> 01:19:11.881
[SPEAKER_07]: Doesn't she look purdy?
01:19:12.141 --> 01:19:16.284
[SPEAKER_07]: Did you ever think you'd see Kim look on like a southern CMT award,
01:19:21.088 --> 01:19:21.689
[SPEAKER_03]: Ridiculous.
01:19:22.109 --> 01:19:22.770
[SPEAKER_03]: Ridiculous.
01:19:22.790 --> 01:19:25.833
[SPEAKER_07]: Ah, I was born a coal miner's daughter.
01:19:25.913 --> 01:19:30.978
[SPEAKER_07]: Man, a holler or something.
01:19:31.198 --> 01:19:32.340
[SPEAKER_00]: Butcher holler.
01:19:33.581 --> 01:19:34.061
[SPEAKER_00]: What am I?
01:19:34.782 --> 01:19:35.303
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing.
01:19:35.783 --> 01:19:36.604
[SPEAKER_07]: Can't cough.
01:19:37.325 --> 01:19:37.905
[SPEAKER_07]: Can't more.
01:19:37.965 --> 01:19:38.666
[SPEAKER_07]: She coughed.
01:19:40.608 --> 01:19:42.850
[SPEAKER_07]: It's like we fen but it goes in the back.
01:19:46.777 --> 01:19:47.597
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's terrifying.
01:19:47.617 --> 01:19:48.537
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm starting to burn up.
01:19:48.557 --> 01:19:49.718
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm real bad.
01:19:49.738 --> 01:19:50.318
[SPEAKER_07]: Wigs are.
01:19:50.338 --> 01:19:50.938
[SPEAKER_00]: Because of the wig.
01:19:50.998 --> 01:19:51.878
[SPEAKER_00]: I keep the heat in.
01:19:51.898 --> 01:19:52.918
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
01:19:53.298 --> 01:19:54.519
[SPEAKER_03]: She's melting.
01:19:54.819 --> 01:19:55.199
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure.
01:19:55.219 --> 01:19:56.359
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll have to get some pictures.
01:19:56.379 --> 01:19:57.299
[SPEAKER_03]: Just call for your surgery.
01:19:57.359 --> 01:19:58.740
[SPEAKER_03]: So I can get this crap off.
01:19:58.960 --> 01:19:59.500
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like it.
01:20:00.840 --> 01:20:01.180
[SPEAKER_07]: It does.
01:20:01.400 --> 01:20:04.581
[SPEAKER_07]: It makes you feel a little claustrophobic, having to make up in the wig on.
01:20:05.081 --> 01:20:06.341
[SPEAKER_07]: Like I always have to fight that.
01:20:06.381 --> 01:20:09.262
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, I'm okay.
01:20:09.902 --> 01:20:11.842
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not being smothered, suffocated.
01:20:12.763 --> 01:20:14.583
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, I can't keep my boobs down there.
01:20:15.125 --> 01:20:18.426
[SPEAKER_07]: It's cute, the little leopard showing sexy.
01:20:18.726 --> 01:20:20.266
[SPEAKER_07]: Really goes with the barn dollar.
01:20:21.006 --> 01:20:22.647
[SPEAKER_07]: Missile barn dollar.
01:20:22.707 --> 01:20:23.707
[SPEAKER_00]: Missile barn dollar.
01:20:23.847 --> 01:20:25.627
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't pull a Jeanette Jackson.
01:20:26.107 --> 01:20:26.428
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
01:20:26.928 --> 01:20:27.448
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone says.
01:20:28.308 --> 01:20:29.068
[SPEAKER_03]: No, not at all.
01:20:29.428 --> 01:20:35.670
[SPEAKER_07]: She'll plow your fields and give you the most callous time job you've ever had.
01:20:35.750 --> 01:20:36.590
[SPEAKER_07]: Five dollars.
01:20:37.847 --> 01:20:40.410
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, the different strokes.
01:20:40.490 --> 01:20:43.793
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you, you have an only fans for that.
01:20:43.973 --> 01:20:45.915
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to go join us.
01:20:45.935 --> 01:20:47.817
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody out there that'll watch it.
01:20:48.378 --> 01:20:51.201
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, she was once married.
01:20:52.082 --> 01:20:56.046
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone at least did the dirty with her two times.
01:20:56.086 --> 01:20:56.426
[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
01:20:56.606 --> 01:20:57.928
[SPEAKER_00]: Because she has two kids.
01:20:58.856 --> 01:21:00.117
[SPEAKER_00]: Now does he have good standards?
01:21:00.137 --> 01:21:00.378
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
01:21:02.500 --> 01:21:03.160
[SPEAKER_00]: We love you, kid.
01:21:03.341 --> 01:21:03.881
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, can't win.
01:21:03.901 --> 01:21:04.582
[SPEAKER_00]: You get here.
01:21:04.602 --> 01:21:06.724
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's what's bar dollar.
01:21:06.784 --> 01:21:07.445
[SPEAKER_07]: Can's a dollar.
01:21:07.465 --> 01:21:08.025
[SPEAKER_07]: Can's dead.
01:21:08.766 --> 01:21:09.326
[SPEAKER_07]: Kim Dodd.
01:21:09.987 --> 01:21:11.088
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that what her name is?
01:21:11.188 --> 01:21:12.249
[SPEAKER_07]: A really bar dollar.
01:21:12.710 --> 01:21:13.290
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, baby.
01:21:13.310 --> 01:21:14.852
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, thank you.
01:21:14.872 --> 01:21:15.713
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they voted on.
01:21:16.013 --> 01:21:19.114
[SPEAKER_07]: She looks, that's why I tried to do the way by some country music.
01:21:19.754 --> 01:21:20.634
[SPEAKER_00]: Nice and country.
01:21:21.094 --> 01:21:22.274
[SPEAKER_00]: Nice and country.
01:21:22.955 --> 01:21:24.795
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if we were to start wrapping up, we can.
01:21:24.815 --> 01:21:26.895
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I have to get some pictures and.
01:21:27.355 --> 01:21:30.196
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, first.
01:21:30.256 --> 01:21:31.176
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to start melting.
01:21:31.376 --> 01:21:32.217
[SPEAKER_07]: I knew that I knew it.
01:21:32.257 --> 01:21:33.997
[SPEAKER_07]: We wouldn't have a long window once.
01:21:34.037 --> 01:21:34.177
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
01:21:34.217 --> 01:21:35.197
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, get this shit off me.
01:21:39.418 --> 01:21:48.682
[SPEAKER_00]: One useful thing about us doing this today is I learned like how easy it is that we can record and then also wet our patrons join us.
01:21:48.822 --> 01:21:51.443
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we're learning as we go.
01:21:51.583 --> 01:21:52.143
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:21:52.163 --> 01:21:54.184
[SPEAKER_07]: So we want to do that again.
01:21:54.244 --> 01:21:55.044
[SPEAKER_03]: We can do live.
01:21:55.524 --> 01:21:57.606
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, like they can join us normally.
01:21:57.726 --> 01:22:00.308
[SPEAKER_07]: We can still, you know, record it and put your stuff away.
01:22:00.448 --> 01:22:05.673
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but, you know, we're going to have to be careful because sometimes we cut out some of the things we say because we do.
01:22:05.833 --> 01:22:07.454
[SPEAKER_00]: We start talking shit about people.
01:22:07.474 --> 01:22:08.095
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we do.
01:22:08.155 --> 01:22:08.755
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we're alive.
01:22:09.176 --> 01:22:10.397
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I would never.
01:22:10.437 --> 01:22:11.177
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you can.
01:22:11.517 --> 01:22:14.920
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we, you can, but you got people who can hear it.
01:22:15.040 --> 01:22:15.841
[SPEAKER_00]: I love everybody.
01:22:15.861 --> 01:22:16.662
[SPEAKER_00]: I would never talk.
01:22:16.762 --> 01:22:17.783
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, well, yeah.
01:22:17.863 --> 01:22:18.583
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
01:22:18.944 --> 01:22:20.225
[SPEAKER_03]: The regular episode.
01:22:20.245 --> 01:22:22.707
[SPEAKER_03]: But the unmasked ones, it doesn't matter.
01:22:23.007 --> 01:22:27.114
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Kim, you know what you should do.
01:22:27.134 --> 01:22:36.511
[SPEAKER_00]: You need to tell our patrons the little thing that I told you this week about crime crime.
01:22:38.358 --> 01:22:39.639
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you want to let our cat out?
01:22:39.699 --> 01:22:42.600
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I guess I was going to put it on Facebook last week.
01:22:42.740 --> 01:22:43.320
[SPEAKER_00]: You should.
01:22:43.900 --> 01:22:45.441
[SPEAKER_07]: You should go ahead.
01:22:45.821 --> 01:22:48.082
[SPEAKER_07]: I know sometimes like crime con likes to.
01:22:48.162 --> 01:22:49.222
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, like release it on there.
01:22:49.282 --> 01:22:49.663
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:22:49.803 --> 01:22:52.664
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but this is just on patrons.
01:22:52.704 --> 01:22:54.244
[SPEAKER_00]: This is just our patron.
01:22:54.264 --> 01:22:55.185
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they can now.
01:22:55.245 --> 01:22:56.785
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Mary sent here, right?
01:22:57.225 --> 01:22:57.526
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
01:22:57.566 --> 01:23:00.687
[SPEAKER_03]: Mary's going to be extremely excited.
01:23:00.827 --> 01:23:01.787
[SPEAKER_03]: She's coming to crime con.
01:23:01.847 --> 01:23:02.547
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it so good?
01:23:02.647 --> 01:23:03.908
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she's on this comment.
01:23:04.188 --> 01:23:13.033
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope and I know for a fact when I mail out stuff to patrons, but there's a lot of them within a driving distance.
01:23:13.413 --> 01:23:17.615
[SPEAKER_03]: So they should probably get a ticket to go, considering.
01:23:18.656 --> 01:23:19.596
[SPEAKER_03]: Considering.
01:23:19.616 --> 01:23:20.937
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, what is it, Cam?
01:23:21.413 --> 01:23:22.755
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to do a live taping.
01:23:22.815 --> 01:23:23.376
[SPEAKER_00]: We are.
01:23:24.017 --> 01:23:25.719
[SPEAKER_00]: And you can come join us.
01:23:26.300 --> 01:23:27.382
[SPEAKER_07]: Not in our hotel room.
01:23:27.442 --> 01:23:28.063
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it is.
01:23:28.123 --> 01:23:32.970
[SPEAKER_07]: That would be for that only fair.
01:23:33.170 --> 01:23:34.352
[SPEAKER_07]: Come on to our room.
01:23:35.333 --> 01:23:35.954
[SPEAKER_07]: Bring a man.
01:23:37.135 --> 01:23:38.876
[SPEAKER_07]: You can't get in without a man.
01:23:39.757 --> 01:23:40.717
[SPEAKER_00]: Leave them at the door.
01:23:41.057 --> 01:23:41.898
[SPEAKER_00]: Leave them at the door.
01:23:42.058 --> 01:23:42.638
[SPEAKER_00]: Concession.
01:23:42.658 --> 01:23:46.380
[SPEAKER_03]: They can come and watch us do a lot of shit.
01:23:46.680 --> 01:23:52.183
[SPEAKER_00]: And I just wanted to tell our patrons that we were sent over contracts by crime crime.
01:23:52.324 --> 01:23:53.124
[SPEAKER_07]: It's felt so fish.
01:23:53.244 --> 01:23:55.445
[SPEAKER_00]: And Josh and I signed them immediately.
01:23:55.465 --> 01:23:59.447
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we had one of the people at crime crime, who we mad crime can.
01:23:59.567 --> 01:23:59.767
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
01:23:59.988 --> 01:24:00.308
[SPEAKER_00]: Kelly.
01:24:00.588 --> 01:24:00.828
[SPEAKER_03]: So.
01:24:02.209 --> 01:24:02.829
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me finish.
01:24:03.089 --> 01:24:03.890
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me finish.
01:24:04.570 --> 01:24:05.871
[SPEAKER_00]: This is why your divorce can.
01:24:06.653 --> 01:24:07.979
[SPEAKER_00]: Please let me finish.
01:24:08.662 --> 01:24:10.310
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my dick anyway
01:24:10.987 --> 01:24:15.930
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, we get an email from our lovely Kelly friend at CramCon.
01:24:16.370 --> 01:24:21.773
[SPEAKER_00]: And she says, hey guys, which I thought, you know, she don't listen because she didn't call us gang.
01:24:21.813 --> 01:24:22.353
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, gang.
01:24:22.613 --> 01:24:22.933
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
01:24:23.914 --> 01:24:25.935
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, not sour about a Kelly.
01:24:26.655 --> 01:24:27.015
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
01:24:27.415 --> 01:24:28.436
[SPEAKER_00]: Ain't better or not.
01:24:29.336 --> 01:24:30.337
[SPEAKER_00]: Not better at all.
01:24:30.357 --> 01:24:32.678
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope she burns in a fire in New Orleans.
01:24:32.998 --> 01:24:33.298
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
01:24:33.318 --> 01:24:36.320
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why it's in New Orleans, but
01:24:36.903 --> 01:24:39.225
[SPEAKER_00]: Quit playing with your tautos, damn you're on camera.
01:24:39.245 --> 01:24:40.145
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm losing it.
01:24:40.366 --> 01:24:41.927
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm losing it.
01:24:41.947 --> 01:24:42.887
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm losing it.
01:24:43.007 --> 01:24:43.688
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to stand up.
01:24:43.768 --> 01:24:44.689
[SPEAKER_03]: You never had it.
01:24:44.889 --> 01:24:46.570
[SPEAKER_03]: Excuse me, I'll be right back.
01:24:46.590 --> 01:24:47.911
[SPEAKER_07]: The girls are falling out.
01:24:48.111 --> 01:24:49.752
[SPEAKER_07]: I had to take that weight off your heart.
01:24:50.093 --> 01:24:51.974
[SPEAKER_07]: That way again, the headphones were killing me.
01:24:52.114 --> 01:24:52.354
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:24:52.995 --> 01:24:55.256
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, so we get this email from crime con.
01:24:55.717 --> 01:24:56.897
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was to all three of us.
01:24:57.057 --> 01:24:58.458
[SPEAKER_00]: And she was so sweet.
01:24:58.699 --> 01:25:01.240
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, thanks guys for signing forever.
01:25:01.601 --> 01:25:01.941
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:25:02.061 --> 01:25:03.162
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you not read the email?
01:25:03.822 --> 01:25:03.922
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
01:25:03.942 --> 01:25:04.743
[SPEAKER_00]: She copied you in it.
01:25:06.092 --> 01:25:08.653
[SPEAKER_00]: So you probably got somewhere in your book.
01:25:08.793 --> 01:25:10.233
[SPEAKER_07]: It went to my spam folder.
01:25:10.313 --> 01:25:12.374
[SPEAKER_07]: So it was like a day or two to like.
01:25:12.394 --> 01:25:13.994
[SPEAKER_00]: There you know, probably went to that.
01:25:14.234 --> 01:25:15.974
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't want to get on my laptop.
01:25:15.994 --> 01:25:17.455
[SPEAKER_07]: So zoom in.
01:25:18.375 --> 01:25:18.635
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
01:25:18.795 --> 01:25:19.835
[SPEAKER_00]: I do that too.
01:25:19.875 --> 01:25:20.035
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:25:20.115 --> 01:25:20.576
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm content.
01:25:20.596 --> 01:25:21.656
[SPEAKER_07]: So I wanted to read it.
01:25:21.756 --> 01:25:23.716
[SPEAKER_07]: Actually, you know, it's like an apple.
01:25:23.916 --> 01:25:24.176
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:25:24.236 --> 01:25:25.357
[SPEAKER_00]: I know I should actually read.
01:25:25.377 --> 01:25:26.197
[SPEAKER_00]: Three, three does.
01:25:27.337 --> 01:25:27.957
[SPEAKER_00]: What was that?
01:25:31.481 --> 01:25:34.262
[SPEAKER_00]: She had to put things back where they belong ever, definitely fellows.
01:25:35.303 --> 01:25:40.825
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, the e-mails tells us that Josh and I signed it.
01:25:40.945 --> 01:25:42.006
[SPEAKER_00]: We just need you, Kim.
01:25:42.966 --> 01:25:43.707
[SPEAKER_07]: Get to get him.
01:25:43.927 --> 01:25:44.347
[SPEAKER_00]: She did.
01:25:44.407 --> 01:25:44.927
[SPEAKER_00]: She got it.
01:25:44.947 --> 01:25:45.887
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm excited.
01:25:45.907 --> 01:25:47.128
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:25:47.188 --> 01:25:48.989
[SPEAKER_00]: We've never done a... Not to get her.
01:25:49.009 --> 01:25:49.269
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm excited.
01:25:49.309 --> 01:25:49.429
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:25:49.449 --> 01:25:50.169
[SPEAKER_00]: We've never done a... Not to get her.
01:25:50.189 --> 01:25:50.450
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm excited.
01:25:50.490 --> 01:25:51.330
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the problem.
01:25:53.147 --> 01:26:02.209
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have any idea what day she actually sent it because I hadn't checked my email all week long because I got a picture of my wife.
01:26:02.570 --> 01:26:04.490
[SPEAKER_00]: You should, you're a podcast.
01:26:04.550 --> 01:26:05.490
[SPEAKER_00]: You need to fix your mind.
01:26:05.530 --> 01:26:08.451
[SPEAKER_07]: We're going to be live in front of people and you gotta get it together.
01:26:08.531 --> 01:26:15.193
[SPEAKER_03]: You gotta get it together because I would get up and go to work and work from eight o'clock to four thirty then I would go home and eat dinner.
01:26:15.793 --> 01:26:19.036
[SPEAKER_03]: and edit podcasts until midnight one o'clock.
01:26:19.096 --> 01:26:22.540
[SPEAKER_07]: So I never even looked just to single mama works too.
01:26:22.620 --> 01:26:23.220
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
01:26:23.561 --> 01:26:23.881
[SPEAKER_07]: I know.
01:26:24.081 --> 01:26:29.807
[SPEAKER_07]: I am really appreciative of this because it was one of my like earlier this year I mentioned.
01:26:30.728 --> 01:26:34.872
[SPEAKER_07]: One day I'd like for us to do a live recording in front of an audience.
01:26:35.012 --> 01:26:35.553
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm excited.
01:26:35.573 --> 01:26:36.974
[SPEAKER_07]: A live studio audience.
01:26:37.014 --> 01:26:38.794
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, it helps with anxiety too.
01:26:39.215 --> 01:26:42.275
[SPEAKER_07]: Now that I'm like, I feel connected to the event.
01:26:43.236 --> 01:26:55.139
[SPEAKER_07]: You know me ever since I was like, twelve, I've been like, oh, there's a party that needs planning, put me in because if I'm a part of it, my anxiety, because I have a task to focus on versus like, there's so many people.
01:26:55.159 --> 01:26:57.039
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, I've got a task.
01:26:57.079 --> 01:26:57.940
[SPEAKER_07]: I have to accomplish.
01:26:57.960 --> 01:26:58.940
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to figure out what I'm doing.
01:27:00.139 --> 01:27:01.760
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, where's that bra?
01:27:03.361 --> 01:27:04.961
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't keep him in there.
01:27:04.981 --> 01:27:06.422
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't keep all the now.
01:27:06.502 --> 01:27:13.745
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, I submitted her walking across the room and just won't pop out on the mic.
01:27:14.065 --> 01:27:17.967
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone goes up to the one of the mics.
01:27:18.788 --> 01:27:22.189
[SPEAKER_00]: One of your dogs is around your ankle.
01:27:22.429 --> 01:27:23.950
[SPEAKER_03]: Not my size of a bra.
01:27:24.410 --> 01:27:28.592
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's squeezed real tight and they keep
01:27:29.555 --> 01:27:34.101
[SPEAKER_03]: It keeps writing up, but my things want to go down naturally.
01:27:34.121 --> 01:27:35.042
[SPEAKER_00]: Your thoughts.
01:27:35.082 --> 01:27:37.485
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so they want to fall.
01:27:38.486 --> 01:27:43.373
[SPEAKER_00]: So well, I have a little shit fire store for a little shit far.
01:27:45.576 --> 01:27:46.156
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, guys.
01:27:46.196 --> 01:27:48.477
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to travel to Demoy Iowa.
01:27:48.537 --> 01:27:50.558
[SPEAKER_00]: That was just over there.
01:27:50.718 --> 01:27:53.279
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to buy a backpack trip.
01:27:53.439 --> 01:27:53.939
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
01:27:53.959 --> 01:27:55.400
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you about the next episode.
01:27:56.060 --> 01:28:02.823
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to travel to July ninth, two thousand four a UPS driver named Carl is finishing his route.
01:28:03.643 --> 01:28:10.926
[SPEAKER_00]: When a six foot e-moo wearing a hot pink dog sweater sprints past his truck.
01:28:12.145 --> 01:28:20.912
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it just stole a perm membership, which Kim, I noticed that you are still using my YouTube TV membership.
01:28:22.161 --> 01:28:22.381
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh.
01:28:22.761 --> 01:28:22.922
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
01:28:23.362 --> 01:28:26.584
[SPEAKER_00]: Could you ever get that notification that there are too many people using it?
01:28:26.804 --> 01:28:26.944
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
01:28:27.164 --> 01:28:29.025
[SPEAKER_00]: And then you probably just go right past it, too.
01:28:29.065 --> 01:28:30.106
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't want to ask what I'm talking about.
01:28:30.126 --> 01:28:31.327
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't want to ask what I'm talking about.
01:28:31.347 --> 01:28:33.188
[SPEAKER_00]: Every time I'm like that, it'll be it.
01:28:33.448 --> 01:28:34.268
[SPEAKER_00]: It's never.
01:28:34.588 --> 01:28:37.590
[SPEAKER_03]: You did that the other day when I was trying to watch the Pacers final.
01:28:37.610 --> 01:28:37.890
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I know.
01:28:37.910 --> 01:28:39.371
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was the final ten minutes.
01:28:39.491 --> 01:28:41.072
[SPEAKER_03]: And I kept going back and going back in.
01:28:41.112 --> 01:28:43.274
[SPEAKER_03]: And then go back and go back in and it kept going to.
01:28:43.314 --> 01:28:43.574
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:28:43.654 --> 01:28:44.634
[SPEAKER_00]: She's doing her research.
01:28:44.734 --> 01:28:46.395
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Kim told me she was watching it.
01:28:46.415 --> 01:28:47.076
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she was watching it.
01:28:47.096 --> 01:28:50.398
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she was watching it on YouTube TV because I'm now going to keep throwing her ass off.
01:28:50.878 --> 01:28:51.579
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he did.
01:28:51.619 --> 01:28:52.960
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you just are a leader.
01:28:53.000 --> 01:28:53.680
[SPEAKER_00]: I get better.
01:28:53.780 --> 01:28:54.641
[SPEAKER_02]: DMH!
01:28:54.661 --> 01:28:56.182
[SPEAKER_02]: I have bastard.
01:28:56.603 --> 01:28:57.183
[SPEAKER_00]: You're a leech.
01:28:57.503 --> 01:28:58.604
[SPEAKER_00]: Not anyone.
01:28:58.724 --> 01:29:00.185
[SPEAKER_00]: UPS driver, Carl.
01:29:00.606 --> 01:29:01.106
[SPEAKER_00]: Driving.
01:29:01.466 --> 01:29:01.686
[SPEAKER_00]: Who?
01:29:01.987 --> 01:29:02.207
[SPEAKER_00]: Amy.
01:29:02.247 --> 01:29:02.467
[SPEAKER_00]: Who?
01:29:02.667 --> 01:29:03.488
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't six-footer.
01:29:04.929 --> 01:29:10.773
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Carl being a Midwestern hero attempts to corral the bird with an empty Amazon return box.
01:29:13.896 --> 01:29:15.017
[SPEAKER_00]: Miley Begas.
01:29:16.418 --> 01:29:19.340
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the, well, that's the, well, that's the Amy's Christian name.
01:29:21.005 --> 01:29:26.967
[SPEAKER_00]: Karate kicks the parcel into orbit and then gallops towards City Hall.
01:29:26.987 --> 01:29:30.589
[SPEAKER_00]: So what are flapping like Lady Gaga's backup dancers?
01:29:33.630 --> 01:29:35.530
[SPEAKER_00]: The police radio then kicks on.
01:29:36.131 --> 01:29:41.813
[SPEAKER_00]: Be advised large flightless poultry in traffic, not hostile.
01:29:43.033 --> 01:29:48.555
[SPEAKER_00]: Well officers pursue at a pace that's described as middle school gym class.
01:29:49.334 --> 01:29:54.357
[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, they were, they were trying to get it, but I mean, it would be really difficult to get this e-moo, right?
01:29:54.377 --> 01:29:58.020
[SPEAKER_07]: This is your second e-moo shit file.
01:29:58.040 --> 01:29:58.280
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:29:58.300 --> 01:29:58.460
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:30:01.390 --> 01:30:05.913
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the moral of the story always microchip your exotic pets.
01:30:06.694 --> 01:30:07.734
[SPEAKER_00]: It was someone's exotic.
01:30:07.915 --> 01:30:08.475
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Jesus.
01:30:08.555 --> 01:30:09.236
[SPEAKER_00]: And it got out.
01:30:09.256 --> 01:30:09.996
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
01:30:10.016 --> 01:30:12.898
[SPEAKER_07]: He moves are basically like the handers.
01:30:13.498 --> 01:30:16.340
[SPEAKER_03]: That happened with some zebras somewhere, not too long ago.
01:30:16.360 --> 01:30:19.363
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like people have, I mean, people aren't going to have
01:30:20.083 --> 01:30:22.506
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was against the law to have wild animals.
01:30:22.606 --> 01:30:24.087
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's in certain states.
01:30:25.048 --> 01:30:26.830
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm not sure if it's a federal law yet.
01:30:26.970 --> 01:30:27.611
[SPEAKER_00]: It might be.
01:30:27.871 --> 01:30:28.352
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
01:30:28.372 --> 01:30:30.074
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not stupid.
01:30:30.254 --> 01:30:32.997
[SPEAKER_07]: They're outlawing chimpanzees.
01:30:33.017 --> 01:30:39.504
[SPEAKER_07]: I know by two thousand twenty seven chimpanzees can no longer be like privately owned.
01:30:40.154 --> 01:30:44.138
[SPEAKER_00]: They shouldn't be right dogs cats if you want a bird.
01:30:44.198 --> 01:30:45.319
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a bird person.
01:30:45.359 --> 01:30:48.262
[SPEAKER_00]: There's people who are like tigers.
01:30:48.742 --> 01:30:49.663
[SPEAKER_03]: I was at work the other day.
01:30:49.763 --> 01:30:54.267
[SPEAKER_03]: I swear I see something new there every single day.
01:30:54.748 --> 01:30:55.869
[SPEAKER_03]: I was at work the other day.
01:30:55.949 --> 01:30:58.031
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a guy that come in and sit down.
01:30:58.551 --> 01:30:59.012
[SPEAKER_00]: Where were you?
01:30:59.752 --> 01:31:01.073
[SPEAKER_03]: at work the other day.
01:31:01.093 --> 01:31:07.416
[SPEAKER_03]: And this guy comes in and he sits down and I look up and he's got a huge parrot sitting on his.
01:31:07.556 --> 01:31:07.996
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh Jesus.
01:31:08.236 --> 01:31:10.237
[SPEAKER_03]: Our live parrot sitting on his.
01:31:11.003 --> 01:31:11.303
[SPEAKER_03]: shoulder.
01:31:11.463 --> 01:31:12.723
[SPEAKER_03]: Get that damn bird.
01:31:12.983 --> 01:31:16.964
[SPEAKER_03]: And everybody looked up, but nobody all seen it except for me.
01:31:17.745 --> 01:31:21.325
[SPEAKER_03]: So I ended up calling his number up and took care of him.
01:31:21.906 --> 01:31:27.907
[SPEAKER_03]: And just as soon as he came up, I said something about the bird and everybody's like, bird, what bird?
01:31:27.927 --> 01:31:31.368
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, this is a, there's a guy with a bird.
01:31:32.488 --> 01:31:33.829
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no bird there.
01:31:34.129 --> 01:31:34.910
[SPEAKER_03]: So crazy.
01:31:34.990 --> 01:31:39.554
[SPEAKER_03]: Some of the things that I see there is just I always think I've seen it all now.
01:31:39.634 --> 01:31:40.534
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen it all now.
01:31:40.595 --> 01:31:43.837
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I just think every day like a nine different years old.
01:31:44.117 --> 01:31:47.460
[SPEAKER_07]: If you get a parrot, that's a and it was beautiful.
01:31:47.540 --> 01:31:49.642
[SPEAKER_07]: It was make arrangements for when you to hide.
01:31:49.722 --> 01:31:50.362
[SPEAKER_03]: It was red.
01:31:50.422 --> 01:31:51.023
[SPEAKER_03]: It was beautiful.
01:31:51.793 --> 01:31:55.674
[SPEAKER_07]: I'd like it when people take care of them, but most of them don't.
01:31:55.814 --> 01:31:59.035
[SPEAKER_03]: He said that it pouts when he doesn't take it when he goes out.
01:31:59.855 --> 01:32:01.596
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my God, that is hilarious.
01:32:01.856 --> 01:32:03.416
[SPEAKER_07]: Mother ever hurt.
01:32:03.916 --> 01:32:05.657
[SPEAKER_00]: Pick me with her.
01:32:05.797 --> 01:32:07.077
[SPEAKER_00]: Pick me to your later.
01:32:07.097 --> 01:32:08.938
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a shit on your pillow.
01:32:13.862 --> 01:32:17.963
[SPEAKER_00]: Some people have crazy pets, but if you own a tiger, what the hell you need a tiger for?
01:32:17.983 --> 01:32:19.424
[SPEAKER_00]: A death wish.
01:32:19.824 --> 01:32:20.604
[SPEAKER_07]: I saw a video.
01:32:20.764 --> 01:32:31.047
[SPEAKER_07]: There was some rich tourist was getting his picture taken with a tiger, and he turned his back to the tiger, which you're not supposed to, and the tiger started biting his leg.
01:32:32.422 --> 01:32:35.085
[SPEAKER_07]: You couldn't see anything after that, but you could hear it.
01:32:35.105 --> 01:32:35.305
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:35.325 --> 01:32:35.846
[SPEAKER_06]: Like I had a good outcome.
01:32:35.866 --> 01:32:36.086
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god.
01:32:36.106 --> 01:32:36.287
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god.
01:32:36.307 --> 01:32:36.527
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:36.547 --> 01:32:36.747
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:36.767 --> 01:32:36.987
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:37.027 --> 01:32:37.228
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:37.248 --> 01:32:37.428
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:37.448 --> 01:32:37.628
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:37.648 --> 01:32:37.828
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:37.848 --> 01:32:38.029
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:38.049 --> 01:32:38.229
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:38.249 --> 01:32:38.449
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:38.469 --> 01:32:38.649
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:38.669 --> 01:32:38.870
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:38.890 --> 01:32:39.070
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:39.090 --> 01:32:39.270
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:39.290 --> 01:32:39.470
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:39.490 --> 01:32:39.690
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:39.711 --> 01:32:39.891
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:39.911 --> 01:32:40.652
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:40.672 --> 01:32:40.852
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:40.872 --> 01:32:41.052
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:41.072 --> 01:32:41.252
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:41.272 --> 01:32:41.453
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:41.473 --> 01:32:41.673
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:41.693 --> 01:32:41.873
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:41.893 --> 01:32:42.534
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:42.554 --> 01:32:42.734
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:42.754 --> 01:32:42.934
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:42.954 --> 01:32:43.134
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:43.635 --> 01:32:43.995
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:44.015 --> 01:32:44.216
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:44.236 --> 01:32:44.436
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:44.456 --> 01:32:44.656
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:44.676 --> 01:32:44.856
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
01:32:44.876 --> 01:32:45.117
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:45.177 --> 01:32:45.377
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:45.397 --> 01:32:45.637
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:45.657 --> 01:32:45.858
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:45.878 --> 01:32:46.118
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:46.138 --> 01:32:46.318
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:46.338 --> 01:32:46.518
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:46.538 --> 01:32:46.779
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:46.799 --> 01:32:47.059
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:47.119 --> 01:32:47.359
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:47.379 --> 01:32:47.640
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:47.680 --> 01:32:47.880
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:47.900 --> 01:32:48.200
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:48.220 --> 01:32:48.441
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
01:32:48.461 --> 01:32:48.781
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god
01:32:49.001 --> 01:32:50.121
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a buffalo.
01:32:50.521 --> 01:32:52.882
[SPEAKER_07]: It is a natural selection.
01:32:53.802 --> 01:32:54.902
[SPEAKER_00]: Natural selection.
01:32:55.022 --> 01:32:55.743
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me go pet it.
01:32:55.763 --> 01:32:59.824
[SPEAKER_07]: And then there won't, like, I don't know why it stabbed me with a torrent.
01:32:59.984 --> 01:33:00.244
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:33:01.464 --> 01:33:01.824
[SPEAKER_00]: Idiots.
01:33:02.444 --> 01:33:02.764
[SPEAKER_00]: Idiots.
01:33:02.944 --> 01:33:12.547
[SPEAKER_00]: So news to you guys is, so of course our website is down temporarily as I'm trying to do some updates for it.
01:33:12.747 --> 01:33:12.947
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:33:13.807 --> 01:33:13.987
[SPEAKER_00]: So
01:33:15.459 --> 01:33:18.420
[SPEAKER_00]: Some new things will be coming when the website goes live again.
01:33:18.440 --> 01:33:19.961
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm really excited.
01:33:19.981 --> 01:33:21.101
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you going to tell us about it?
01:33:21.121 --> 01:33:22.262
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, should I?
01:33:22.582 --> 01:33:23.142
[SPEAKER_07]: Were you at work?
01:33:23.162 --> 01:33:23.682
[SPEAKER_07]: Were you Kim?
01:33:28.884 --> 01:33:33.986
[SPEAKER_00]: The other day when I was at work, I was at work, I was at work work work work work work work work work work work.
01:33:34.506 --> 01:33:38.388
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, when the website goes live again, there's going to be some cool changes.
01:33:38.788 --> 01:33:39.068
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
01:33:39.308 --> 01:33:42.829
[SPEAKER_00]: There might be some cool merchandise.
01:33:43.369 --> 01:33:44.210
[SPEAKER_00]: Some tapes over.
01:33:45.977 --> 01:33:47.838
[SPEAKER_00]: Tasteful, nude, Josh.
01:33:48.538 --> 01:33:49.458
[SPEAKER_00]: Good, Laura.
01:33:49.618 --> 01:33:53.640
[SPEAKER_00]: No one's paying for that because you can find it for free.
01:33:53.760 --> 01:33:54.220
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
01:33:54.800 --> 01:33:55.560
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're a Google it.
01:33:56.381 --> 01:34:04.883
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, there might be some cool merch that pops up based on some of the previous things that we have said on the show.
01:34:04.903 --> 01:34:07.124
[SPEAKER_00]: I know people are going to really enjoy it.
01:34:07.344 --> 01:34:08.745
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's going to be really good.
01:34:08.765 --> 01:34:09.665
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to put my face on it.
01:34:09.785 --> 01:34:11.506
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to t-shirt that face.
01:34:11.546 --> 01:34:12.026
[SPEAKER_00]: Kim and drag.
01:34:12.086 --> 01:34:12.446
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:34:12.506 --> 01:34:13.586
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and Scooby Snack.
01:34:15.247 --> 01:34:15.447
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:34:17.030 --> 01:34:18.853
[SPEAKER_00]: Like you're just a scubby snack, you know?
01:34:19.173 --> 01:34:21.016
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I thought you weren't getting what I was saying.
01:34:21.056 --> 01:34:21.777
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:21.797 --> 01:34:22.498
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:22.518 --> 01:34:23.079
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:23.099 --> 01:34:24.480
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:24.521 --> 01:34:25.001
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:25.061 --> 01:34:25.902
[SPEAKER_00]: She hung her hair.
01:34:25.943 --> 01:34:26.884
[SPEAKER_07]: She hung her hair.
01:34:26.904 --> 01:34:28.606
[SPEAKER_07]: She hung her hair.
01:34:28.706 --> 01:34:29.447
[SPEAKER_07]: She hung her hair.
01:34:29.507 --> 01:34:31.330
[SPEAKER_07]: She hung her hair.
01:34:31.450 --> 01:34:32.251
[SPEAKER_02]: She hung her hair.
01:34:32.331 --> 01:34:33.072
[SPEAKER_02]: She hung her hair.
01:34:34.130 --> 01:34:48.639
[SPEAKER_00]: I kind of want to have like a video of a race and money and all the people who have like fat fetishes because like, you know, there are people who like to watch people eat like, yeah, and we'll be like, we'll give her a Twinkie when we raise two hundred dollars.
01:34:49.240 --> 01:34:53.603
[SPEAKER_00]: And then yeah, then we just like shove it in your mouth.
01:34:54.023 --> 01:34:54.843
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the Grinch.
01:34:54.984 --> 01:34:55.404
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:34:55.484 --> 01:35:00.627
[SPEAKER_03]: And then it just has like a higher and how the holiday jubilation.
01:35:00.647 --> 01:35:00.947
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
01:35:01.688 --> 01:35:02.448
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's cute.
01:35:03.829 --> 01:35:05.250
[SPEAKER_07]: This isn't pudding.
01:35:09.133 --> 01:35:10.414
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we're speaking Emily's language.
01:35:10.434 --> 01:35:11.575
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the Grinch.
01:35:11.715 --> 01:35:15.298
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so there was going to be some new stuff on the website.
01:35:15.358 --> 01:35:16.439
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm really excited about it.
01:35:16.539 --> 01:35:16.939
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
01:35:17.139 --> 01:35:21.523
[SPEAKER_00]: But along with every new episode that we release,
01:35:23.042 --> 01:35:24.003
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys don't know this yet.
01:35:24.063 --> 01:35:27.186
[SPEAKER_00]: And I know how you guys love being told new things on the air.
01:35:27.206 --> 01:35:27.426
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:35:27.687 --> 01:35:28.227
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
01:35:28.267 --> 01:35:29.929
[SPEAKER_03]: We just love it.
01:35:30.810 --> 01:35:31.510
[SPEAKER_00]: Where's my purse?
01:35:31.871 --> 01:35:36.415
[SPEAKER_00]: There will be a newsletter that we start releasing.
01:35:36.435 --> 01:35:36.675
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
01:35:36.715 --> 01:35:36.795
[SPEAKER_00]: So.
01:35:38.817 --> 01:35:44.719
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be so cool because it's going to give a little sneak peek into the next episode for the next week.
01:35:45.319 --> 01:35:51.260
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's going to dive a little bit deeper into the mystery that we're talking about along with pictures.
01:35:51.621 --> 01:35:52.001
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
01:35:52.081 --> 01:36:02.023
[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe if there's any other kind of similar mystery, or maybe we forgot to talk about something about that mystery on the episode, that will be in the newsletter too.
01:36:02.103 --> 01:36:03.304
[SPEAKER_00]: I can dare update.
01:36:04.804 --> 01:36:07.407
[SPEAKER_00]: and some mystery update update.
01:36:07.527 --> 01:36:08.888
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I like that.
01:36:08.928 --> 01:36:15.974
[SPEAKER_00]: But it'll also be really cool too because we can use it as a way to share things going on in our life that week.
01:36:16.514 --> 01:36:18.336
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I thought it would be really cool.
01:36:18.856 --> 01:36:19.717
[SPEAKER_00]: Really fun.
01:36:19.857 --> 01:36:20.158
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:36:20.638 --> 01:36:21.899
[SPEAKER_07]: Thought I had a heart attack.
01:36:21.979 --> 01:36:22.800
[SPEAKER_07]: It was just gas.
01:36:24.793 --> 01:36:33.021
[SPEAKER_00]: And then all the stuff directly updates, all the crypts and the local cemetery, every single time you said crypts, all like I think it was.
01:36:33.221 --> 01:36:34.542
[SPEAKER_07]: But what about the blades?
01:36:35.923 --> 01:36:38.806
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, you know, horrible.
01:36:43.049 --> 01:36:43.730
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, gang.
01:36:43.810 --> 01:36:47.153
[SPEAKER_00]: So don't forget, you can follow us on our Facebook.
01:36:48.354 --> 01:36:49.816
[SPEAKER_00]: And what is our Facebook Josh?
01:36:50.216 --> 01:36:51.197
[SPEAKER_00]: It's Mr. Ian.
01:36:51.778 --> 01:36:52.018
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:36:52.559 --> 01:36:53.920
[SPEAKER_00]: And we have a Facebook group.
01:36:54.261 --> 01:36:55.722
[SPEAKER_00]: What's the Facebook group, Coach?
01:36:55.902 --> 01:36:57.884
[SPEAKER_00]: Shane and Josh's rabbit hole.
01:36:57.944 --> 01:36:58.325
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:36:58.885 --> 01:37:00.227
[SPEAKER_00]: Come finger our hole with us.
01:37:00.427 --> 01:37:01.648
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, get in there nice and deeply.
01:37:01.668 --> 01:37:02.049
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:37:02.449 --> 01:37:04.331
[SPEAKER_00]: We get in there nice and deeply with our mysteries.
01:37:04.623 --> 01:37:07.444
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, if you have any of our tumblers, please post pictures.
01:37:07.464 --> 01:37:07.965
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:37:08.125 --> 01:37:08.585
[SPEAKER_00]: Tagas.
01:37:08.765 --> 01:37:10.006
[SPEAKER_07]: I like that cookie one.
01:37:10.886 --> 01:37:11.346
[SPEAKER_07]: The face.
01:37:11.446 --> 01:37:13.987
[SPEAKER_07]: It looks like we're like cookies.
01:37:14.428 --> 01:37:16.569
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, speaking of cookies, Josh.
01:37:16.889 --> 01:37:17.889
[SPEAKER_00]: We almost forgot.
01:37:18.069 --> 01:37:18.430
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:37:19.410 --> 01:37:20.471
[SPEAKER_00]: You want to grab us again?
01:37:20.491 --> 01:37:22.872
[SPEAKER_00]: Josh, you're going to grab us a cookie real quick.
01:37:22.912 --> 01:37:24.513
[SPEAKER_00]: Josh, may some of the best cookies.
01:37:24.653 --> 01:37:25.273
[SPEAKER_00]: I love.
01:37:25.373 --> 01:37:27.254
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like the container it's in.
01:37:28.775 --> 01:37:29.235
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
01:37:29.575 --> 01:37:31.276
[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe I do recognize it.
01:37:31.316 --> 01:37:32.356
[SPEAKER_00]: Was it from grandma's?
01:37:32.376 --> 01:37:32.937
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:37:32.957 --> 01:37:33.457
[SPEAKER_00]: I fall so.
01:37:37.192 --> 01:37:38.233
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, just like that.
01:37:38.433 --> 01:37:39.474
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it did.
01:37:39.834 --> 01:37:40.854
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it might be hers.
01:37:40.915 --> 01:37:42.636
[SPEAKER_07]: The source had this melted spot.
01:37:42.756 --> 01:37:44.317
[SPEAKER_07]: One that got too close to the stove.
01:37:44.377 --> 01:37:45.157
[SPEAKER_07]: Just like that.
01:37:46.738 --> 01:37:47.619
[SPEAKER_02]: And could be.
01:37:47.979 --> 01:37:48.679
[SPEAKER_07]: I never know.
01:37:49.040 --> 01:37:52.502
[SPEAKER_07]: Uncle's ex might have donated to stuff.
01:37:53.603 --> 01:37:54.003
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
01:37:56.124 --> 01:37:59.266
[SPEAKER_00]: Josh, just let me pull out four cookies on that thing and you didn't smack my hand.
01:37:59.306 --> 01:37:59.586
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing.
01:37:59.646 --> 01:38:00.747
[SPEAKER_00]: I was just joking around.
01:38:00.767 --> 01:38:02.909
[SPEAKER_00]: I made me a dozen for home already.
01:38:05.548 --> 01:38:07.209
[SPEAKER_00]: These are so good.
01:38:07.269 --> 01:38:07.690
[SPEAKER_00]: They are good.
01:38:08.150 --> 01:38:08.750
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
01:38:09.811 --> 01:38:10.572
[SPEAKER_03]: I love peanut butter one.
01:38:10.592 --> 01:38:10.832
[SPEAKER_07]: Mmm.
01:38:13.474 --> 01:38:18.697
[SPEAKER_07]: Make a good snicker doodle and a good peanut butter and I do make a good snicker peanut butter cookie.
01:38:19.418 --> 01:38:20.158
[SPEAKER_07]: I kind of mix them.
01:38:20.178 --> 01:38:21.139
[SPEAKER_02]: Mmm.
01:38:21.279 --> 01:38:21.840
[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds good.
01:38:22.040 --> 01:38:22.440
[SPEAKER_07]: They are.
01:38:22.900 --> 01:38:25.182
[SPEAKER_07]: I do add cinnamon to my peanut butter cookies.
01:38:25.262 --> 01:38:27.604
[SPEAKER_07]: I feel like it enhances.
01:38:27.804 --> 01:38:28.124
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
01:38:28.544 --> 01:38:28.804
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
01:38:28.824 --> 01:38:30.926
[SPEAKER_00]: I can see that.
01:38:32.200 --> 01:38:34.747
[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, I'm so thankful for our cool pins.
01:38:35.168 --> 01:38:37.234
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, we have like a shit ton of.
01:38:37.474 --> 01:38:37.855
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
01:38:38.276 --> 01:38:39.861
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I originally bought them.
01:38:40.685 --> 01:38:42.566
[SPEAKER_00]: I have them made to give out a crime crime.
01:38:42.586 --> 01:38:43.326
[SPEAKER_00]: And we forgot them.
01:38:43.787 --> 01:38:44.047
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:38:44.187 --> 01:38:44.887
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I forgot them.
01:38:44.967 --> 01:38:46.428
[SPEAKER_00]: But I'm kind of glad I did because.
01:38:46.448 --> 01:38:47.408
[SPEAKER_00]: And we lost them.
01:38:47.468 --> 01:38:48.709
[SPEAKER_00]: If you don't listen to them.
01:38:49.449 --> 01:38:50.810
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, when we have a bunch of them still.
01:38:51.210 --> 01:38:56.353
[SPEAKER_00]: But if we gave these out, I would have been so disappointed because like a lot of those people would never have listened to us.
01:38:56.373 --> 01:38:57.313
[SPEAKER_00]: And then they have a pin.
01:38:57.373 --> 01:38:58.854
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like the best pin in the world.
01:38:59.454 --> 01:39:00.154
[SPEAKER_07]: It was fun.
01:39:00.234 --> 01:39:07.238
[SPEAKER_07]: Like when people come by because either they'll, they're actually interested in those top and talk to you or they won't like just want you.
01:39:07.698 --> 01:39:09.479
[SPEAKER_07]: They just do the drive by just like a
01:39:10.059 --> 01:39:12.460
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah, great as much as here for free shit.
01:39:12.900 --> 01:39:18.462
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that one lady tried to take like I had crafted a one of our postcards on a wooden block.
01:39:18.982 --> 01:39:23.764
[SPEAKER_07]: So it can stand up as a display and she's just walked with like, oh, oh, oh, can I take it?
01:39:23.864 --> 01:39:25.245
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, that's or display.
01:39:26.723 --> 01:39:31.905
[SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, if you went to our house, I bet you can't walk on the floor.
01:39:32.065 --> 01:39:32.425
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
01:39:32.605 --> 01:39:33.425
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
01:39:33.485 --> 01:39:34.645
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet she's been on that show.
01:39:34.665 --> 01:39:39.607
[SPEAKER_07]: I really tried to take stuff that I like actively like or listen.
01:39:39.627 --> 01:39:40.587
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I'll use.
01:39:40.647 --> 01:39:43.208
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because, you know, they spent money on that.
01:39:43.368 --> 01:39:43.748
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:39:44.148 --> 01:39:44.549
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to.
01:39:44.609 --> 01:39:46.389
[SPEAKER_00]: And you do, you spend a lot of money on that stuff.
01:39:46.409 --> 01:39:46.669
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:39:46.729 --> 01:39:47.029
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:39:47.289 --> 01:39:49.010
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, no, I'd collect the pins.
01:39:49.946 --> 01:39:56.708
[SPEAKER_07]: I do, but just of like ones that I either like listen to or are am interested in that.
01:39:56.788 --> 01:39:57.649
[SPEAKER_07]: It helps me remember.
01:39:58.189 --> 01:40:02.070
[SPEAKER_07]: Then I get home and I look at my laying your end of pens and I'm like, Oh, yeah, Spotify.
01:40:04.451 --> 01:40:04.971
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, guys.
01:40:05.011 --> 01:40:07.272
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, thanks for joining us on our lives.
01:40:08.032 --> 01:40:08.753
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see you.
01:40:08.853 --> 01:40:10.453
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was very fun.
01:40:10.533 --> 01:40:12.794
[SPEAKER_07]: Our next live will probably be crime come.
01:40:13.014 --> 01:40:14.495
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm excited.
01:40:14.515 --> 01:40:18.759
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope that we'll probably ask the pictures after they take some pictures of me.
01:40:18.899 --> 01:40:20.520
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we'll get some glamorous shots.
01:40:21.100 --> 01:40:27.766
[SPEAKER_00]: And well, later today, also post a couple extra pictures because Josh came over to my house today.
01:40:28.326 --> 01:40:39.194
[SPEAKER_00]: I had a little mowing to do, and he saw that my gardens could use a little work, and so I took a picture of us before we got started, and it is the cutest thing.
01:40:39.214 --> 01:40:40.936
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to be so tickled when you saw it.
01:40:40.956 --> 01:40:42.317
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, and our garden outfits.
01:40:42.597 --> 01:40:42.857
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
01:40:43.918 --> 01:40:49.642
[SPEAKER_00]: One of us looks me and leave the other one, doesn't work me and leave the other one, doesn't work me and leave the other one.
01:40:49.882 --> 01:40:50.162
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
01:40:51.203 --> 01:40:52.945
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, guys, what we're catching next week.
01:40:53.545 --> 01:40:54.065
[SPEAKER_00]: We love you.
01:40:54.246 --> 01:40:55.226
[SPEAKER_04]: Talk at you later.
01:40:55.246 --> 01:40:55.306
[SPEAKER_04]: Bye.
01:40:55.607 --> 01:40:57.168
[SPEAKER_04]: Bye.
