132: The Tunguska Terror: When the Sky Split Apart

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[UNKNOWN]: You know, Kim gets satisfied first every time Well, if I didn't, I never would get satisfied.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Pre-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo

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[SPEAKER_04]: I forgot about my watch on.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, what time is it?

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[SPEAKER_04]: I had to put him in the closet just so I wouldn't get into him.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I've had him for a couple days.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I almost forgot him.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I had to put a note in my phone.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I was walking out and I was like, I'm forgetting something.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's funny.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think I got it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I had to bring him because if not, I've had him in the closet edging me for days.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I would have went home as soon as we're done in all three packs of those.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I would have been gone.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Is that what edging means?

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[SPEAKER_04]: prolonging gratification until to increase pleasure.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I do it with TV shows food and myself and men.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I really feel like somebody's been messing with my stuff.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I was real big on a Tantric education.

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[SPEAKER_04]: We have a new, a new.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, if you're doing this by the way, do you?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Sleepy colors.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who can you keep going?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my goodness.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He says it'll miss Ruby.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Ridiculous.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She's so cute.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I'm tired, dad.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Leave me alone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She's pretty white, so see you, Esther.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And tell him about her name, Ruby.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Ruby is the name of the other three Golden Girl actresses combined.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Ruby and a stock Eddie.

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[SPEAKER_04]: In her it's just so clever.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's so cute how you can tell their little personalities like you already know Betty's gonna be the like pet me pet me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is gonna be a snuggler more chill.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Plus her heart speaking of babies now that the cats out of bag I can tell the whole world if I want to thank you whole world.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to be a grandma.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is half of me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I do know what it is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: However, I can't tell that because she's not released that yet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's either a boy or a girl.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Josh, that's not very politically correct.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Or a day down or a sexual phenomenon.

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[SPEAKER_04]: At the time, it's old enough to tell us there will be something.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there will be.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I don't like someone just like snuck Ruby soon.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Been out there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you give her been a drill?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I did not.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But her?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I feel she's going to be the more calm out of the two.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, for sure.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But what I'm wondering is I just wonder if Betty's going to rip off on her or if Ruby's going to rip off on Betty.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You never know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know that I don't know that they'll either one of them rub off on each other because Oreo and Bugs, the ones that I had before this one Ziggy, they were the same way.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oreo was very chill.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She was very laid back and she was kind of a loner.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She didn't.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Was it really a cutler or anything?

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[SPEAKER_01]: She would just kind of lay around and be her by herself.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you talking with a dog or you?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I've just lost track.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You just described it to a team.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You get too close to your usual bike, ya.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's got teeth.

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[SPEAKER_00]: In the end, she would piss all over herself.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I like that Betty is more poodlely, and she's more spanual.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What's nice, too, because you can tell my part.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So precious.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We brought Betty to go meet her in a couple of our sisters to see which one we wanted.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And there was one that looked just like Betty and acted just like Betty and we're like, well, we don't want that one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, handle that one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the norm for, for having children.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The first one is always crazy and wild and the second one's always more laid back.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That worked out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care that's always the thing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the way it was with me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh man, Amber, she was all over the place.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She was way out there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I never snuck out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She never gave Emily a chance to be out in the spot.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, you couldn't.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You did your finger and on the camera.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I had a heartache.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was sinful.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You just ran and we say that sometimes you walk into a room.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I do so hi jethammer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you have a tea?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but it's a leftover tea from yesterday.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not like I went out and got one without you, Kim, although you've done that to us before, so I don't remember.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was really close to stopping and getting one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm just like, now it takes me long enough to get up here as a way it is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And did.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Always does.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I hope that I find live hour and forty five minutes away.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you could.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And when I stop and get gas, if then it turns into a two hour ordeal.

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[SPEAKER_00]: to you out to from a how's it thirty minutes you had on thirty minutes to take so many days and how we're in forty five minutes to get it takes everybody else in the world an hour and a half I knew this was going to be so you're going to look right now see how long it is for me to get home okay I'm not a driver but a quick take her offer I am not I love to pedal paddle in my car and dilly dally when I like you know I get in I've

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[SPEAKER_04]: Put my phone on the thing and get my stations up.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I make sure everything's adjusted.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Roll the windows down and then I sit there and cope with the idiots.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm about to deal with on the road and trace myself to face them in a non-angry way.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The app says it takes an hour and forty minutes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was five minutes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that the quickest route or is the route that you normally tell you?

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's the quickest route.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Somehow I'm always cutting off at least ten minutes.

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[SPEAKER_04]: From my house to my friend Britney's house takes me an hour and fifteen minutes.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I go like the back way.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm about twenty minutes from our house.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's true.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess you are further out there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She's down the holler.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If I come up here and I have to stop and get gas, it takes me all the time.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And she takes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, no, I don't go AD mile an hour, but I do go over the speed limit.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think maybe because your car's so big, it feels like a mind so little where it feels like I'm just moving around and then when I'm riding here is I'm like, come on grandma.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's just can't help other men.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, but Kim, when you're riding on the car with her.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And as you said, she has a traverse, so it's big.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But she takes the widest possible turns I've ever experienced in my life because I've curbed

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[SPEAKER_01]: a car way too many times in my lifetime.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I know that has a little bit longer turning radius than what my what my equinox did because I had an equinox before I had the reverse.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's why I do it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Why?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Because I used to curb the equinox all the time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, I know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So Josh Kim is so hard headed one time in a band that she had.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We were out behind the old port.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it was not port.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was pizza king.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She hit the van.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, well, she has before, but not this story.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So we're in her van and

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's never going to let me live this down there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There is a small space in between the building and the other building in the back.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so Kim, instead of like, not only is there a small space, but there's also those big poles, you know, that go into the scene.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like somewhere, yeah, but it was the center.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was next to one of the walls.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Kim looks down there and she's like, oh, well, this is a little drive.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So she like squeezes her vein in through that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, can't stop.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You can't go through here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This isn't like a drive.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, this is people to walk through it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're a fan of the channel.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And she said, can't suck it in.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She was.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, no, I'll be fine.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I know what I'm doing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've been driving for twenty nine years.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, no.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So we start going through there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I mean, we don't have much room.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And we get up to that little pole, a little painted yellow pole.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And Kim, like, is so proud of herself because she just feels like she's on top of the world proving me wrong.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just squeezing through there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And she just, like, just hug me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then before you know it, it was near the back end, I think it scraped up against that yellow pole.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and there was nothing she could do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, she just did.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it was like, there was like a size dent.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Good dent.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And a bunch of yellow paint.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that comes off with a little scour.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Mad.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it stayed there in the ground side of us.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That before I get people screaming at me over the air.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was a very old van.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I needed a new cart anyway.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I want to hadn't done it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If it had been a new work car, no, I wouldn't have taken that chance.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But it was a very old van.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I needed a new car anyway.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to try to get a new car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So that's why it wasn't too worried about it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Was that the original van that you had or was it the replacement van?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because you've had a lot of vehicles.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was the original one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Because I did get it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think I did get another van after that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What was the dog?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Then I went to the truth.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I liked that van.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Or not the first one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So she got this big dog van.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And all the buttons.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's all automatic.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And all the buttons to open all the doors.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're like, right, the center underneath the visor.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And so any time came, it would be stopped at a stop sign or stop line.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'd flip every one of those F and buttons.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And all the doors are the back door.

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[SPEAKER_01]: When does it all go down?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's even just because of me out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But my favorite, I think it was when you first got the Equinox.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it was the Equinox.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know what you're gonna say.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It had that on-star button.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Kim, we were at someone's house and she goes to get out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Pretty sure Maya was.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so my Norwegian friend Maya was there because I was in the back.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Maya decided that she was going to push that button because Kim had been telling her don't you push that button and so all we want to do is I was not.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was not in the on-star.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Or I did not pay for that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So Kim gets out, and she goes a marksway, and when she comes back, she opens the door, and it's too much up with that door, and my pushes that button.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is on stuff.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And, yeah, and like, Kim is so damn short, right?

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[SPEAKER_00]: So she hears that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's freaking out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I felt like she was falling, and she's like, ends up in the space for me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, no, no, she was.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was freaking out, figuring out which button to hit to make it stop.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was so funny.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I was rolling the back like I just couldn't handle it because Kim was following and everything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so good.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If everybody hasn't got it figured out, he enjoys my pain.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's how he gets his kicks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't want you to be in pain.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just like to laugh when it's not me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I said them a message, both of them a message yesterday.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I received this little thing in the mail.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so we're not promised you I had nothing to do with that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have no idea where it come from and it's in the trash now.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I did not keep it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But it was a little thing of

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[SPEAKER_01]: What lip gloss that make sure, yeah, make sure lips plump.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And it came from Kentucky is where it came from, who ordered it and sent it to my house as another story.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a very team who make up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It does.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And Kim sends me this text that says, did you send me something?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, no.

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[SPEAKER_04]: only bad vibes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, then she says usually that's the way it's explained.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If I get something, I usually it's Shane this Sunday.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So she responds and she says, I got some lip clumber stuff in the mail.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No idea where it came from.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, lip plumber.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what that is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, it's a lipstick.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And as she said, the beep curtains.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's supposed to make him tie it again.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, and so it says plump.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It says plump.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it does say the lamp plumping booster.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What did I have your name on it?

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[SPEAKER_04]: package yes but then it says did you order something recently from like because I've done that where you know it's maybe not a real website and you order something like a miniature house kit and then you get eliminated firmly in the mail for four to eight weeks later

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[SPEAKER_04]: I framed it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That could be.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That could be where it came from because I like to watch those TikToks of people put that by the big boxes of stuff, you know, lost mail.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I ordered one of those.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That might be.

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[SPEAKER_04]: They might have just, did you ever do it?

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, because the one might order it up being canceled and I was refunded for it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and it was still just sent like that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that has to be where it came from because that's the only thing that I've ordered that's not been, you know, Amazon.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, what weirds me out and you know, I'm not I don't know anything about lipstick as it says has chili extract in it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I have a chili extract or I only use the ones with mint in them because I like the minty tingle versus the chili is a burny tingle.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I told Kim, I was like, don't put that on your lips.

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[SPEAKER_01]: When Maya was here, I don't remember for the last time she was here at the time before, but she had some of that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, oh, let me try that and I put someone on.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I love it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: They used to have your lips done by bees.

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[SPEAKER_04]: They did not know about beauty secrets of the ancient past.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, how clean Elizabeth the first had lead based that literally like eight holes into her flesh.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And drove her crazy, allegedly, allegedly.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Now they're saying it might not have very could have been other things.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And inherited mental illness.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All these, too, as a contraceptive ancient Egyptians, they discovered that crocodile tongue inserted vaginally would stop pregnancy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What about the, uh, he said a two-year-of-action.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Dried dried.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was, I think, I believe it was dried, but still still.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That can't be good for you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You just gave everyone in the, in the south, so, right, I'm not here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, somebody in the north might do it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They could pay for it and have it shipped here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you can come in a few weeks and all the other work came from out there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Savannah will come after you.

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[SPEAKER_04]: There, I could, you can't send shit to people like Elephant, Gorilla, I don't know if Gator's on there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how much that is though.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it depends on, you can get like a small box or like you can get a big.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just imagine buying something like that and then you're credit card company calling you about it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Did you buy a big old bucket?

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[SPEAKER_03]: What was the charge?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you know that you can buy a big cockroach and send it to somebody for Valentine's Day?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I've seen zoos, we'll do that where, like, you can buy a cockroach and then they'll feed it to the lizards at the zoo on Valentine's Day.

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[SPEAKER_01]: People who do it for their exes and people that don't like and the kind of thing.

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[SPEAKER_04]: To me, I'm like, I'm always on money.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm like, how you going?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Waste my own money?

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm good.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'd rather just not think of you.

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[SPEAKER_04]: In my case, they die and I don't have to waste the money on that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think about the truth.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Which is ridiculous.

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[SPEAKER_04]: There was a character from that time of my life recently popped up in our Facebook Messenger.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It just made me laugh.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's like, oh, it takes everything in me and to be like, any questions or concerns, you can just talk to him or she don't know.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: She just a little prayer.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you guys excited for crime crime?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh man, I'm so excited.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you get something back from her?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, not yet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I was looking through the thing that I create last night and I sent them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you guys like it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you think it was good?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I told you what I didn't like about it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I live with it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I was trying to like come up with a bio for myself.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But it's like, first you guys I would be able to.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But myself, I'm like blank.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't like people.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm overly honest, you know.

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[SPEAKER_02]: People don't with me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So we had to come up with the session in our own bios, so I'll read them out real quick.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So the session of crime con in Denver is going to be called Genki's a mile high mystery with the mystery ink game.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Stop it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, Kim, are you going to be partaking in some gummies before them?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to be a mile high.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We cannot swear that I will not.

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[SPEAKER_04]: wrote, listen, I have social anxiety and I am a home body.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's going, you know, I've got to, although I'm more comfortable in front of a mic than I am.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Can you imagine though as partaking and Shane standing in between of us and has happened to hold his arm?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to go crazy.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It'll be after crime come.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You see me by the pool just a touch.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, we're going to go to that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I can't wait for the one to keep me out of that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So the session description is need a quick break from the Graham crime scenes and somber forensic reports.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We get it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's time for a power cleanser.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll buckle up getting because the mystery podcast is rolling into crime con to solve a mystery where the only thing being attacked is our dignity.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is a live on stage recording of a mystery that is all laughs, gasps, and wild speculation.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Join brothers Shane and Josh and their best friend Kim as they apply their questionable and mediocre investigative skills to a baffling dinner area mystery.

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[SPEAKER_00]: To keep them from going completely off the rails, they'll be joined by the legendary forensic expert Cheryl McCollum.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Who has graciously agreed to share a real headscratcher of a mystery?

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's more one on earth than who done it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Cheryl.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is your chance to be part of the show, join the banter and help the game connect the dots.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're looking for a session that feels like less like a structure and more like a late night chat with friends.

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[SPEAKER_00]: about a wonderfully weird story you found your tribe, come laugh with us as we unravel a local legend live.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, what I'd really liked about that, when I was really trying to go for was that, I mean, if you've ever been to crime crime, everything, it's just so true crime heavy.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and I mean, by the end of day two, you know, it's just, it's real hard when you're like me and you walk around with a smile on your face.

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[SPEAKER_04]: because you know, there's people who are like, I'm, you know, spreading awareness about my last kid or my kid that was murdered.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And you know, there's a lot of grief there.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I want to be respectful of that by my natural, especially in a crowd.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, just, I don't even realize it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And then I'm like, oh, you have, I can sort of walk him.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I can remember.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Happy bitch, basically last year when we went to

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[SPEAKER_01]: Nashville.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We went to Nashville.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They have a big like cork board and they'll put their pictures of their missing loved ones on this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I just remember standing there that first night after, you know, people, it fills up very quickly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I remember standing there just looking at it and just crying just because I'm like, my God, looking at the people that are missing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've been killed.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I always

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's also to take those in just I always remember a face like let me you know at least to give this a few minutes to look at which I feel like everybody should just on the off chance that somewhere down the road you might be like

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[SPEAKER_04]: way to second.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a very sobering experience.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Crime call is all of that.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You do have to have, you know, I mean, we cut up and play and stuff afterwards because if you didn't, my gosh, can you imagine that you would have, I'm always more of a silver lining where I see and recognize all the somber and the grief and the pain.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But what I noticed more are the people there who have went through that, and then now use that pain as power, you know, the people who are advocating, who have turned, you know, the most horrible thing that's happened to them into help for all these other people.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I love, especially like, give me an older lady that asked with the pink

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, pantsuit.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my, oh yeah, she was shiny.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Her shiny purse.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I like she was worth the whole trip to me.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I was just, I didn't even hardly speak.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I was just stunned.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, she's been here the whole time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was right before we live and went in.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we were like packing up like this goddess has been here that I was like, and she's never been out to be.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So, Kim mentioned her bias already to real quick.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Kimberly barn dollar marah say that's the two parts right there can barely in barn dollar.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It is your real name.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I use Joshua and I got rid of barn dollar for a reason.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's back now.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Kimberly barn dollar.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Kimberley Barndollumaro is the indispensable co-host, who keeps the whole operation from flying off a cliff.

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[SPEAKER_00]: While her official job is to provide a much-needed dose of sanity, and ask the questions everyone else is thinking.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Her unofficial background is an expertly surfing dating sites for a rich sugar daddy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The search continues but in the meantime, she solves mysteries.

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[SPEAKER_00]: with her sharp, relatable humor and uncanny ability to share a personal story that is somehow spookier than the case itself.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim is the best friend you want by your side when things get weird.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So you can shove her down and run away.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I also mentioned that she keeps the boys in line.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She tried somebody figures out what I did.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's about time to get recognized for what I truly had.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to write it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Keep you guys on your toes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wish it's hard to get these out of my knees.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It is.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I put on some self tanning stuff.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, oh, my knees are a little, a little scary.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All the years.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They just stay like that now.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a it's a red burn.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I fell in the I was running.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've never seen you run Josh in your life.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Never.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Looks like he did it that way.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So all the Girl Scout cookies on this episode are we doing now on the next one we can have three we can try.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We have some on each.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, good idea.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We also want each of a letter that came in a mail.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Or what, what would you read your first?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Wait.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll open it while you're opening that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, what are those?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Are those the ones that have peanut butter in them?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Fudge peanut butter filled cookie.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Fudge peanut butter filled cookie.

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[SPEAKER_04]: These are the only kind I have not had.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But I bought every kind of the generic flavor of girl scout cookies.

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[SPEAKER_04]: We're gonna put the put to the test.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Don't care for the chocolate.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's a very waxy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's not bad.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't get them again.

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[SPEAKER_04]: No, I wouldn't either.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Especially between thin-met and the Samoa's.

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[SPEAKER_04]: This is not to par.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's the peanut butter.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, where's the layer of peanut butter?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's much peanut butter, isn't it?

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[SPEAKER_04]: There's not very much.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Kind of like a Reese's peanut butter cup with a little crunchy cookie in it, but I'd rather have a Reese's peanut butter cup with a cookie crunches.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What I feel like it just tastes like sugar to me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't have much of a taste for now.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.

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[SPEAKER_01]: A hint of peanut butter and.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Waxy chocolate.

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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, dang.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, lots of that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll have to pick that up.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, we got here.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Would not recommend.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my goodness.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't it cute?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a puppy.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of puppy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Look at her.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's ridiculous.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I can't forget.

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[SPEAKER_04]: She's in here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey gang, Andrew and I have been planning our wedding at the forefront of our minds now that invitations have gone out and we can take a breather.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That means we're behind sending cards out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this is for Andrew and Cody, if you guys haven't figured it out.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, just remember, it's your guys' day.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Don't stress.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Don't worry.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Planning doesn't work out.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll come up with a backup plan for everything, but if it doesn't, you know, if the flowers aren't what you want to just take the time to remember, it's just about you guys uniting together and other stuff is just

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[SPEAKER_04]: not important.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm still trying to talk to them and to go in.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Or go if you want.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You can tell I've done a lot of weddings.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I've dealt with a lot of bridesillas where you just want to be like calm down for Christ's sakes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So the rest of the lot are says I went on a bachelor party trip to New York City in January.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know January in Josh's voice crazy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was much nicer compared to the twenties to thirties I'm used to.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I forget it's a high here right now.

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[SPEAKER_04]: He went down south.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: One of the places we went to was that I know of a memorial.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, the best museum of the whole trip.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I saw this card and thought the gang might like it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Take care and keep your eyes out for more cards.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Cody and Andrew.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think the nine eleven memorial would be awesome to see.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is a card in memory of one of the dogs, a tribute to the dogs of nine eleven in response to the eleven artists, Ron Burns.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This dog's name was Sirius, or the authority police department, K. Nine Page, seventeen.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have goosebumps decked them, it all said.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He specializes in explosive detection and perished in the collapse of the South Tower.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, bless his heart.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's twice no kill.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Stop one more.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I got to cut you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: How sweet is that?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It is so sweet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But if you look, you see its balls.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If I was the artist, I probably just like non-footed that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Never fizz it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like I don't know why, but it's just like really like sticks out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's just, I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Ridiculous.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This sticks out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, oh, oh, oh, look.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, look.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, thank you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And so sweet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That was so sweet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you taking a picture of Little Ruby?

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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll post these pictures up on Patreon.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The stock is too much.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't you just the cutest?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I took a really cute one over a little while ago.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Her and Betty get so rumbuckious when they get playing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: How my gosh I came out of the bathroom that I'd yesterday and I just was hearing like some crazy noises and I thought oh my god they're killing each other and I immediately think Betty is killing her because she's you know two or three times bigger.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I come out and Ruby is Jason.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That he like.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So it was so funny.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I got some recordings of them doing it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, they say dogs don't have comprehension of size.

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[SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I can see that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've seen that a lot of great names.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim, you look like you're deep in thought.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Archal Wawas versus the doberman's girl.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Deberman's retired of them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you okay?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, I'm really hot.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's really hot in here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You've not been around me for a minute.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Where's your fan?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know when that's that door?

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[SPEAKER_04]: She's hot flashing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh get it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the door, which have some air in here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now if you pass out, Kim, we're going to do some crazy shit and we're going to fail.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Is it just me?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Am I the only one that's hot in here?

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[SPEAKER_04]: I always cold.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I told you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little warm in here, but mercy.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll sit on your face if you pass out.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you thank you so much.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Claire.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we all know how much I love to, you know, a mystery.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So Jane, you can read it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I wrote it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What else do you need?

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[SPEAKER_01]: That hell kind of shit is it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is a bullshit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what this is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll do the bottom part.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, good Lord, Cam.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is our relationship right here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Any time, Kim's like, well, you know what I want to do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I want to do this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then I get a car text.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Shane, did you do that?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how to do that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He just can't be bothered to do that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've nervous enough the way it is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, gang.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, today we're going back to the wild heart of Siberia to a morning and nineteen oh eight when the sky opened up and exploded.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is the story of the Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Look, well, what's funny is Josh and I are first like reading through this thing for the first time, and Kim's over here like, it's pronounced this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wrote this for you to read it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's find out how good it is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a clip of a freaking crime.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's a beat.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The story is the Tunguska event.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The biggest cosmic impact earth has seen and recorded history.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Except for when Kim fell on the ice at one time.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't remember it, but I recognize the name.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You don't forget Tunguska.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was June, thirty at nineteen o' wait in the vast remote forest of East Siberia.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Natives and Russian settlers were starting their morning.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Suddenly, a brilliant, bluish light streak across the sky, almost as bright as the sun.

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[SPEAKER_04]: A thin, glowing trail followed it, and then...

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[SPEAKER_04]: You like that?

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[SPEAKER_04]: And explosion unlike anything ever recorded, give me his number.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The blast leveled eighty million trees Jesus across eight hundred and thirty square miles.

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[SPEAKER_04]: An area larger than the city of London.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Witnesses said the heat from the blast could be felt from dozens of kilometers away.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And though it's believed that only a few people died, the devastation was undeniable.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I do remember seeing photos of this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's crazy looking.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The shock wave was so powerful.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It shattered windows hundreds of miles away and knocked people off their feet.

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[SPEAKER_04]: seismic waves were picked up across Eurasia and barometers registered the blast as far as Washington D.C.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Jesus Christ.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yet, here's the twist.

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[SPEAKER_04]: There was no crater.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I see a crater right here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Listen.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I just have it to look up and I look at me.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, just winked up.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it was well, it was for her.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Her junior.

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[SPEAKER_01]: A little cuder cat.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Her cuder cat.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's looking right at it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not that smell.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not that there's a mouse that died in here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought what did Ruby get into?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to hear it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're making us read your shit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's on me.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Of course I got it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You think I'm not going to hear crater and thinking you think of the biggest crater in the world.

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[SPEAKER_04]: There was no crater, and that's because the object likely a one hundred and sixty four to one hundred ninety six foot wide asteroid feet wide.

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[SPEAKER_04]: What a meter.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That I was changing the the meters and that was so far.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I probably that's why it doesn't the kilometers hundreds of miles in the feet.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I missed some of them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was changing them over and I missed one.

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[SPEAKER_04]: asteroid, it never hit the ground.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Instead, it exploded six to three miles above the earth in a massive air burst, unleashed up to fifty megatons of energy.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Me after Taco Bell.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's more than fifteen hundred times the energy released by the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, Jesus.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Now, let's hear from the people who are there.

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[SPEAKER_04]: This is so funny.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I have no idea.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I kind of like this.

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[SPEAKER_04]: A man sitting outside his house, forty miles away, described it like this.

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[SPEAKER_04]: This guy split in two and a fine.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm committed.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's a little Russian.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And it's then inside you very extra.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The sky splitting to an fire appeared high and wide over forest.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It became so hot.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I thought my shirt was on fire.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I wanted to rip it off.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Then a thump.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I was thrown from my seat.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The earth shook window shattered.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And the sky slammed shut.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Didn't I could do that again?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Or a person from the...

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[SPEAKER_01]: What was that?

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[SPEAKER_01]: What did you do again?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought she was trying to get out of a ticket.

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[SPEAKER_04]: What's funny is I had no idea I was moving my hands or a person from a nearby tribe said

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[SPEAKER_04]: Suddenly there came us, I can't do it again, I'll crack up.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Suddenly there came a second son, trees were falling, branches on fire, the hut collapsed, the ground shook.

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[SPEAKER_04]: We were terrified, trapped under the debris, then another flash, another thunder.

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[SPEAKER_04]: We saw five total strikes, and it was like the world was ending.

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[SPEAKER_04]: People across Europe and Asia notice something strange in the nights that followed.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The skies glowed.

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[SPEAKER_04]: So brightly in fact, that photographs couldn't be taken at midnight without a flash.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Jesus Christ.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Shut that damn light out!

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[SPEAKER_04]: Scientists believe this globe came from high-altitude ice crystals formed by the debris shot into the atmosphere.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Even in California astronomers saw a drop in atmospheric clarity, a sign that dust from the explosion had circled the globe.

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[SPEAKER_04]: In the late nineteen fifty scientists would make yearly visits to the area looking for any sign of a meteor left from the explosion, but nothing was ever found.

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[SPEAKER_04]: So, what caused it?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Today, most scientists agree it was a stony asteroid racing toward Earth at sixteen miles per hour.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Or sixteen miles per second.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's how I was like, that's the incredibly slow.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Or around sixty thousand miles per hour.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's Mach A D before exploding in air.

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[SPEAKER_04]: What mock does it take to break the sound barrier?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, look for your quick.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember.

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[SPEAKER_04]: On the Tyrino scale, which measures the danger of space objects, this impactor would have rated an eight.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That means certain collision with local destruction.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Had this happened over a major city, there would have been great loss of life.

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[SPEAKER_04]: that Tunguska event has inspired novels, conspiracy theories, and even video games.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'd play that.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Some conspiracy theories include a nuclear-powered alien spaceship, of course they do.

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[SPEAKER_04]: A black hole, or maybe it was Nikola Tesla experimenting with his death rate.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know who he is?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Nicola Tussle.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Of course, we know Nicola Tussle.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can I drop a test along?

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[SPEAKER_00]: He just asked you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know who I didn't know if you knew what else he had been in.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, he didn't invent the test.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But no, nobody.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He was contributed to it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Some of his other ideas.

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[SPEAKER_00]: For sure.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I always remember him.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I really think of him.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think of that large thing with the electricity.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so let me answer the mock question.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So Mark, I know there's people out there who are like yellow and we asked them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I know it's Mark three.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Mark is the speed of sound.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So Mark one is sound barrier.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_00]: To get to the speed of light, this is crazy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's Mark eight hundred and seventy four thousand and thirty.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, that's how much faster the speed of light is compared to the speed of sound.

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[SPEAKER_01]: How about that?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, in the speed of light is almost three hundred million meters per second.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And we can't even travel that fast.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And just think of how fast that is.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Our son is so far away from us that it takes eight minutes from the suns light to reach earth.

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[SPEAKER_04]: So we're actually seeing the sun eight minutes into the past every time we look at it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like,

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[SPEAKER_02]: My brain, it hurts.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it wasn't Nikola Tesla experimenting with his death ray, or is the truth more grounded, but no less astonishing.

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[SPEAKER_04]: A space rock barely, one hundred ninety seven feet wide, reminded Earth of its vulnerability.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Today scientists continue to monitor near Earth objects, hoping to catch the next Tunguska before it catches us.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Until then, the forest of Siberia hold the memory of the day the sky exploded.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That was like that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That was so much more fun listening to him do it than he tried to get through it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It was more fun for us to know how to tell a story.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess who's going to start reading all my stuff.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it might be fun if we start writing each others.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Because you would sabotage it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's true.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Although I would honestly just wouldn't want to read Josh's because you do more like the mythical mysterious side of things and it would be difficult for me to pronounce all those things.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I keep up with it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I would purposely

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[SPEAKER_01]: There was a lot of all the research and stuff that they had, you know, names of places and people and that kind of stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, I need me to pretend like I can put out these.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just going to cut the names.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'd be right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Like this creature is from a super catalapragilistic XCL Adosius Anne.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That is too good.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of fun.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What was that like?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I do so many you know mystery like murders and in that type of stuff that and I was like, man, I really wouldn't do something different this time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So it was the cross between this one and another one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So the other one's going to get set back for the next time.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's funny.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I've been feeling opposite where I'm like, I do a lot of cryptids.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Let me try to find some you know more like human human mysteries.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I've got a whole lot.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I get a lot of mine through different social medias.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll just be scrolling and be like, did you know?

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I get a lot of my ideas from like, I'll see a picture or something.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, oh, that's cool.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And then I'll start thinking and then I'll create my mystery from that.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's cool.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You never want direction.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll go.

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[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Today we're going to do jinkies.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you kidding me?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Gotta be kidding me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so we're going to do about the silly laws.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Today we're going to do Georgia and Hawaii.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So in Georgia, at worth all citizens must own a rake.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why, but okay.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I've been a bike, but I've never been a rake.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or a street lamp.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I know my rights.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Is that Hawaii or Georgia?

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is Georgia.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Donkeys may not be kept in a bathtub.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I hope.

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[SPEAKER_01]: In Gainesville, which we went there, chicken must be eaten with your hands.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I prefer raw.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All chicken.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, let me tell you guys this quick story not to get off track.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That never happened.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was that breakfast a couple weeks ago with some friends in one of my friends is dating this guy love him to death.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's a good person.

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[SPEAKER_00]: As we're sitting there talking, we get on the subject of eating meat and I don't know how we out there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he tells me that he likes meat as raw as possible.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, I'm not a that person.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, sir.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not a lion.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then he starts going to the list of meat he likes raw.

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[SPEAKER_00]: One of them is chicken.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, yeah, places won't make it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So if I make it myself, I just throw it on throw it off.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, that is disgusting.

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[SPEAKER_04]: He's he young.

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[SPEAKER_00]: like a rage he's not too young.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You survived this long.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm thinking like taste played with fire teenager who hasn't gotten salmonella food poisoning in my god.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He will eventually.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Then he might think twice about that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like you know I like you but we're not eating each other anymore.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Don't eat.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Not even a dessert because it's cooking at all.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The same kind of top is he's making that under cooked Samanella chicken.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Samanella chicken.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You want some Samanella chicken?

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[SPEAKER_04]: I got Samanella poisoning from lemon.

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[SPEAKER_04]: From a lemon?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Appanera.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I know it's the lemon because it's the only thing that the girl I went with both had it and my theory is that they must have cut raw chicken and then use the same knife and or cutting board to cut the lemon for the drinks.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's why I don't ever get lemon when they're like, would you like lemon in your water?

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, no, thank you.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I almost killed me.

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[SPEAKER_04]: took an out by lemon water.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think this is probably one of my favorite ones that I've ever done.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This next one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, this next one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh good.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's illegal in Georgia to use profanity in the presence of a corpse.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to interesting.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That son of a bitch!

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[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if that's the reason.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Probably is people quick-cussing him out at the funerals.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that one just cracked me out.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I love you guys seeing that video.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It is some old, I'm guessing, eighties, nineties, zero black lady at a funeral.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And she gets up there and you know, they're like, is anybody have anything to say about the deceased?

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[SPEAKER_04]: And she get waddles her little self up there nice and slow and starts singing like, what is?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hell, like starts like dog mat like singing about how hell is hot and the fire is hot You know in hell there ain't no water You see the preacher like starting to come around.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, not the time of the place ain't no water there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh hell is hot and there ain't no water there She must have slept with her man horrible just horrible

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[SPEAKER_01]: In Jonesboro, it's illegal to say, oh boy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I would be in jail so much because I say that all the time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh boy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh man.

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[SPEAKER_01]: In Mary at a, in Marietta, which we've been there before too, though it's illegal to spit from a car or a bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a lady.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I know all of them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm guessing it's because there's a lot of truckers who have that spinning habit of like, when they're chewing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I can't stay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to spit in the car.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The hell must be a safety thing.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It is a volcanic chain of islands.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I never thought about it being safe because I was like, why?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Kind of like a fire evacuation.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I could see that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I mean, otherwise you'd have to wait for a fair to get you off to those lines.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Or rescuers, which would take them, you know, stop them from rescuing people who really need it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Which I mean, I remember that the last bad volcanic eruption, they had, there was just people had no other option, but to just run into the ocean.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Like, and they were there for hours and hours, just

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm very curious, and if anybody out there is from Hawaii, is that the reason?

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[SPEAKER_01]: The kingdom of Hawaii.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, get in touch with us.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm curious.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Me too.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, interesting.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I wonder if that's a, like a white like a. That's one one on the lower.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I just instantly thought of how the Greeks would put coins over the eyes of the deceased.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I wonder if that's like a part of lower.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe either that or maybe they were having a lot of people doing like those magic tricks like them pulling coins out of a kids ear or whatever.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe they were getting coins from a couple of people to keep that.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I wish.

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[SPEAKER_04]: How big your damn ear.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, listen.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Some of those have satellites on the side of our head.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's a weird help.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I guess a dorm could probably fall into that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see where was I?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Honolulu, with in the limits of any public park, it's unlawful to anoint any bird.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're not allowed to anoint a bird.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, pretty much any animal on Hawaii.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Don't just leave it alone.

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[SPEAKER_04]: They're all protected.

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[SPEAKER_04]: They're all protected.

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[SPEAKER_04]: a lot of them are endangered, especially birds.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Any time a ship comes to an island that hasn't been around those people, they always bring a lot of cats because they would bring cats on ships to help control the rats and rats and cats come and they eat the bird eggs and the birds and they really cats kill like billions and billions of birds each year.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's why

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[SPEAKER_04]: I hate seeing cats, you know, out.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I have a lot in my neighborhood, and I'm like, they're just decimating the local wildlife, popular all birds and squirrels are at risk.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but on that same thought though, they also help keep the mouse popular.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, they do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, we always have had a cat out, like, for the past two years since I moved into my house.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And this year, I noticed that cats not there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I see a lot of mice out in the yard now the old mice yeah Emily's dog been there's a bunny nest out into the backyard so every time he goes out he got a hold on one the other day

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, those foxes have been gone for a while.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They are usually only around my house for a month, a little over a month until they're big enough that the mom will take them back out into the woods.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They just stay there long enough to get them growed up a little bit to their wind.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, Emily was outside and I had me on FaceTime the other day and she was outside with the dog and she starts screaming.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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[SPEAKER_01]: Babbo.

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[SPEAKER_01]: In Hawaii, it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid and less in the presence of a registered physician.

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[SPEAKER_04]: They got tired when people get in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I can understand the eye, but I think behind the years a little strange.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but you can easily like pop stuff back there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and just the loud percussion vibration could probably, you know, vibration.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I never thought about that either.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That means you think of I wish as a teenager and kid they would have outlawed when kids would take their eyelid and flip it up.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he did that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The best was on my hair.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was when like elementary school when boys would start doing that when I was like

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm different than you.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a lot different than you guys.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I never liked that either.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was disgusting.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so that would sit there and touch their eye.

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[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of my kids are so weird.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Kids are so weird.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Like get a hold of a safety pan and barely.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That way they get home with you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Look, it's on my finger.

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[SPEAKER_04]: At the most I would pretend my mechanical pencil was a needle.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Like look.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we done today.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think so.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, Kim, it's your mission.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm I done Kim.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you got something for me to read.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for reading and I appreciate it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That was a lot of fun.

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[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of fun.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I was happy to help.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So be prepared.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I ain't even going to ask him to do it anymore.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's no fun.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He just harasses me.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I was my pleasure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: However, I like the voices and stuff that you do.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what to do or something.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, Russian accent kind of turned myself off.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Where's he had?

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[SPEAKER_04]: If not, I sound a little straight.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Alright guys, come visit us on our website.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's mysteryink.com.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You'll find all of our episodes on our photos and all of our merch and little dicks and then Amazon necklace.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know all that good stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's on there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Make sure you come and join our Patreon.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There you'll get the behind scenes like pictures like we just took some pictures that the dog and they'll be posted in there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We do live in it slip.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He never know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We do live events.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Josh will do.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I do cooking videos.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not doing fried green tomatoes this year.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I can.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was the very last thing I ate before I got eco life was last year.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And even right now just looking at the green tomatoes on them.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, we do a lot of really fun things on Patreon.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We have a great group of people on there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and whenever we travel, we always post a lot of photos.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So you can travel with us.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It gets those cards every time we travel.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, don't forget to send us a postcard, PO box, six, nine, zero, while Bash and the Anna.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I can go for seven.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, four, six, nine, nine, I too.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think you said another letter or another number in that.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll read my postcard on this one too and it also excited.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's I have the clips of Moher.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Pretty one of the places I really want to go to.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I've mentioned in my past lives about how I have a memory when I went in my past life.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a depression, a memory being a big white seabird.

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[SPEAKER_04]: These are the cliffs that cliffs over here, the Irish English cliffs that I have memory of, literally flying, just like this, how the sun's kind of setting and whatnot.

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[SPEAKER_04]: So I was like, oh, that's what a nice start of my morning.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey gang, I know you go to London but have you been to Ireland.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's been a wonderful trip with some fabulous views just thought I'd share.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Take care Michelle.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I wondered if that was from from me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I knew she had been there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She'd been there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she was the hero recently.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I would love to go to Ireland.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was caught.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I was probably my two most wanted to go to countries.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Like, of course, there's others, but yeah, they're like my top.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And that's, I even love France, but oh, give me Ireland and Scotland.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: A lot less people there too.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't mind.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But it says that.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think I'm kidding.

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[SPEAKER_04]: She said that's all the way from Ireland.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The least we can do is raid it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I the mighty cliffs of Mother Moher and Clounty Claire.

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[SPEAKER_04]: rising sheer two hundred meters from the pound in Atlantic Ocean.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The cliffs layered structures, strata mopons, stratum like the pages from a book, tell of a story which began three hundred million years ago.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It is a place where the visitor can experience the rare power of nature of me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was a pretty good effort.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That was not bad.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Not bad.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Until someone from Ireland hears it and they're like, you saw it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's quite asked for an American.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That is a good idea.

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[SPEAKER_04]: We say shit far.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And don't forget crime con is September's fifth to the seventh and Denver Colorado this year.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Start saving your money and come see us.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and tell us that you are listening because you have some special stuff.

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[SPEAKER_04]: little goodies and especially if you're coming to see a slide, we might have no.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can we give you a little dirty?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Bring me a man with a big old man with a beard, I'll have some.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We take you this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, ready for a mess?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we'll meet you there again.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.